MikuMiku Dutch Wife
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- Date: Dec 5, 2009 16:46 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Dutch Wife, Hatsune Miku, Marketing, Onanism, Parody, Vocaloid
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Stick your johnny in there and it will be imprinted to be your personal lifelong sex slave.
and make some awesome dutch pies.
Pies? From what..? There's only one functional hole that accumulates... no wait I don't want to imagine.
Don't tell me you didn't tought of creampie...
You mean, syrup waffles.
Dutch apple pie? ♥
Non-Dairy too.
Oh, you~
Well, hopefully, yes.
yuria ref XD
HA, HA!
Yuria 100!
I wonder how the actual thing looks like.
I'm wondering the same.
It probably looks like an ultra cheap rubber tube.
It probably makes a high note when you hit the right spot ^^
Making music with a dutch wife...
squeaky fleshlight! :D
to tell you the truth... it doesnt look half bad... at least according to the picture... its not a cheapo design, if it was cheap the inside would be very simple...
tho, dunno if yamaha will want to capitalize on this...
I think it is just one that you blow up and stick the onahole into.
A-HA! It's still censored on the pillow itself!
I love Japanese extent of legislation.
I'll bet 1$ this is an ugly inflatable dutch wife.
who needs sex toys, when i have a little sister...
Who needs little sisters when I have my hand.
*cries to himself*
"Who needs my hand when I have a dog"
Neighbor: What the FUCK!?
"who needs my dog when I have your wife"
Priest: What the FUCK!?
"who needs your wife when I have your harem"
Maid: What the FUCK!? I thought now is my turn!
"who needs harem when I have sex toys"
Anonymous: What the FUCK!? That's a combo breaker!
"Who needs a fuck when my penis was chopped off by a crazy russian bitch"
Anons:
"who needs a harem of 3D girls when you got a harem of dakimakura"
Nene from love plus: What the FUCK!?
"Who needs a wife when you have Rapelay"
Agnes Chan: WHA DA FAK
"Who needs a harem of dakimakura when you got a lifetime supply of Chicken McNuggets!"
Stewie: Okay fatsos 5 dollars to whoever finds his penis
"Who needs my penis when i've got yours?"
"Who needs you when I've got me?"
"Who needs wit when you have a...
COMBO BREAKEEERRRRR!!!!!!"
Me: I feel so verified now.
Who needs toys, when I have 1000 women, where I steal their virginity everyday.
What happens after the 1000 days?
Who needs 1000 women when I've got Loveplus .
Nene-chan:Whohoo!!!
"Who needs a wife when you have rapelay."
feminists: WHAT THE FAK
"who needs a wife when you have a dog."
PETA: "WHAT THE FUCK/"
they did a waaat?
well what took them so long?
thought this was invented a long time ago
do wonder, will it have her voice as well
looking at the three diagrams with circular labels and connecting the pieces together... you can bone her in the eye too?!?!?
eye sex ftw
I was a little confused about that too. Seemed a little... over the top?
It's lovely. Skullfucking.
How the heck can people even know and feel that they're penetrating Miku's hole anyway? That thing emits moans voiced by Miku or it has wires and metals in it since she's technically an android..
They don't since she's not real.
Ohhhhh damn, I went there.
THE JEW BOY IS SPEAKING BLASPHMY AGAINST THE GREAT GODS D:
No...
Its obviously inflatable, the box doesn't look big enough to fit one of those high quality silicon love dolls.
lol wow thats funney you know that will sell
Hey, looks like it could be fucked in the eye sockets.
i just do not understand...
how can people thrust their johnny on inflatable balloon?
is that even temptating and make you horny?
maybe if it's high grade stuff like candy girl i have no comment...but for your imagination to run wild on a fuking balloon is just sad
I just do not understand.
How can people come to SanCom and still be too childish to outright type penis/dick. It's the 21st century!
Did you miss a certain Edent of the East episode? There most likely wouldn't be any mentioning of 'johnny' without it.
somebody mentioned johnny and others followed.
Many people fall to other commenters opinions here.
I don't understand why it's so hard for some people to use their imagination.
Like HOLY SHIT! I can't close my eyes and imagine fucking the real thing and fuck a balloon at the same time.
It's like a fucking mission for these people to do two things at the same time.
FUCKING RETARDS!
Some people can multi-task... my ex-girlfriend, among them.
Much better than using only your hand