MikuMiku Dutch Wife
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- Date: Dec 5, 2009 16:46 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Dutch Wife, Hatsune Miku, Marketing, Onanism, Parody, Vocaloid
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DO WANT!
I never know what to think of those. I know there's a huge market for stuff like that, but I personally never saw what people see in those things. I guess it would just be like slightly more interactive hentai or something.
the perfect wife!
it's not Hatsune Miku but miku miku you dumb-asses...
it look almost the same, but there's lot of difference:
1. she doesn't wear any headphone
2. she wear different kind of tie
3. her ribbon is freakin different 180 degrees
4. there isn't any command button on her sleeves
5. it's not a vocaloid but future-loid, it's miku's twin sister
I'm agree... Chines falsification :D
milk me baby!
Who needs a 2D or 3D wife if you have a sex doll.
That is awesome. How much is it?
Does it come with sounds ? Like : "あ～！あ～！いく！いく～！いくーー…" (Now read the sentence with a monotonous vocaloid voice)
I fear this is a trap
*waits for Luka Dutch Wife*
So bought. SOOOOO bought.
Broke after two uses.
It's just a tube, nothing else. I got it the other day, and when using it, i poked a hole through it at the end. *Grins* I guess 7 inches wasn't enough and i was just to big for it, lolz.
How much longer until Japan makes Yuria 100 real? I've already started saving money for one.
With that one and add these 2 to make a 3 pack, of these:
ultimate miku
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/622885/alternate_costume-aqua_eyes-aqua_hair-bare_shoulde
and Katsura this version as is in standing pose
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/593514/arms_behind-arms_up-bikini-dark_skin-hayate_no_got
the company that makes those would be the richest people on earth in a short time, if they can be imported. Other the the 'special hole' don't change a thing or remove clothing..
No...
How the heck can people even know and feel that they're penetrating Miku's hole anyway? That thing emits moans voiced by Miku or it has wires and metals in it since she's technically an android..
They don't since she's not real.
Ohhhhh damn, I went there.
THE JEW BOY IS SPEAKING BLASPHMY AGAINST THE GREAT GODS D:
Its obviously inflatable, the box doesn't look big enough to fit one of those high quality silicon love dolls.
i just do not understand...
how can people thrust their johnny on inflatable balloon?
is that even temptating and make you horny?
maybe if it's high grade stuff like candy girl i have no comment...but for your imagination to run wild on a fuking balloon is just sad
Much better than using only your hand
I don't understand why it's so hard for some people to use their imagination.
Like HOLY SHIT! I can't close my eyes and imagine fucking the real thing and fuck a balloon at the same time.
It's like a fucking mission for these people to do two things at the same time.
FUCKING RETARDS!
Some people can multi-task... my ex-girlfriend, among them.
I just do not understand.
How can people come to SanCom and still be too childish to outright type penis/dick. It's the 21st century!
somebody mentioned johnny and others followed.
Many people fall to other commenters opinions here.
Did you miss a certain Edent of the East episode? There most likely wouldn't be any mentioning of 'johnny' without it.
Hey, looks like it could be fucked in the eye sockets.
lol wow thats funney you know that will sell
looking at the three diagrams with circular labels and connecting the pieces together... you can bone her in the eye too?!?!?
It's lovely. Skullfucking.
eye sex ftw
I was a little confused about that too. Seemed a little... over the top?
I wonder how the actual thing looks like.
A-HA! It's still censored on the pillow itself!
I love Japanese extent of legislation.
I think it is just one that you blow up and stick the onahole into.
I'm wondering the same.
It probably looks like an ultra cheap rubber tube.
It probably makes a high note when you hit the right spot ^^
Making music with a dutch wife...
squeaky fleshlight! :D
to tell you the truth... it doesnt look half bad... at least according to the picture... its not a cheapo design, if it was cheap the inside would be very simple...
tho, dunno if yamaha will want to capitalize on this...
Stick your johnny in there and it will be imprinted to be your personal lifelong sex slave.
yuria ref XD
HA, HA!
Yuria 100!
and make some awesome dutch pies.
Dutch apple pie? ♥
Non-Dairy too.
You mean, syrup waffles.
Pies? From what..? There's only one functional hole that accumulates... no wait I don't want to imagine.
Don't tell me you didn't tought of creampie...
Oh, you~
Well, hopefully, yes.