Top 10 Most Annoying Boasts

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A survey reveals what boasts and bragging the Japanese find the most annoying in their friends, with the list most probably resonating the world over…

The ranking:

1. They boast about their success with the opposite sex

2. They boast about how much money they have

3. They boast about how miserable they are

4. They boast about how popular they are

5. They boast about all their brand goods

6. They boast about their children

7. They boast about their spouse

8. They boast about how busy they are

9. They boast about poor health

10. They boast about not sleeping

2ch offers alternatives such as “not watching TV” and “hentai sex,” to say nothing of “I have no friends.”


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    Avatar of Human Shuriken
    Comment by Human Shuriken
    17:09 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    might as well say everything everyone boasts about is annoying, keh

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:06 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No bragging about how big of a dump you just had? Anyway, I absolutely cannot deal with people who brag about their kids. To show 'em off is even worse. Same goes for money. Don't talk about it, don't show it off and I won't have to knock a bitch out.

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    Comment by Castronaut
    19:45 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You know which one you never see around here?

    Number 8.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:47 04/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because people who bothers to brag really aren't busy. There`s plenty of those around my school.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:58 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They have too much time to visit don't they?

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    Comment by Gitami
    11:24 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've haven't watched tv since a year ago.
    I am miserable/no friends.

    Also Fap!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:05 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I totally read that headline as "Top 10 Most Annoying Breasts." I know you intentionally paired that picture emphasizing breasts with that headline for that very reason. Damn Freudian slips.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:26 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i figured it was cuz the flat girl was envious of the other girl's larger breasts, going with the whole bragging theme. but w/e floats your boat.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:14 04/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I did the EXACT same thing.

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    Comment by No Comment
    02:45 04/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I did the same thing too and didn't even realize it until I started reading the list and wondered what was going on

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    Comment by Aniki
    13:36 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Boasting about your 2TB anime collection doesn't go over well either...

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    Comment by erochichi
    01:07 04/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only 2TB? I have more than 150TB. Hentai Anime & Games included,one third of each media. That is not much, i am not boasting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:50 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I HAVE A MASSIVELY HARD COCK..

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:14 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    GO SEE A DOCTOR!

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    Comment by GHS
    19:59 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry, most people don't consider rocks as cocks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:07 03/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I boast about lynching niggers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:02 01/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

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    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 08/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "6. They boast about their children"

    Hughes, I'm looking at you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:16 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow, I guess I should stop boasting about my money. But I thought women wanted to know that right off the bat. :l

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:08 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well then what are we going to talk bout guys?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:40 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i got a lady fren who likes to show off her money...traveling here and there just to shoot photos.
    traveling 3-4 times in a year is just ridiculous.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:30 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sleep? Sex? What odd things to talk about.
    But enough about that, let me tell you about that game I beat yesterday...

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    Comment by GHS
    20:04 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    To me, number 10 is pretty common and damn it's pretty annoying. It's like a contest of who slept less last night. It's so stupid it's not even funny. As a side note, that looks nothing like Mio in the picture. The shade of her hair is completely messed up. Well, at least she has a moe expression, that much I approve.

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    Comment by GHS
    20:09 04/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whoops, made a double post.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:01 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I only get to see people complaining to one another that they are miserable. It's obvious to friends that they have a good life, but they just keep on saying "I'm miserable, I'm miserable" blah blah blah

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    Comment by erochichi
    23:08 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I must admit i boast in points 1,3,5,9 and 10.
    I am not joking, i can be very abrasive to hear of these things, despite i am trying to joke it away.
    I have to better my ways, or my loved friends will leave me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:05 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    People in Japan only boast about penis size as a joke.

    (i'm guilty of 10 a lot...)

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    Comment by Chris
    10:54 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And yet, they on average have pretty much the same size penis as Americans.

    You're thinking of the Chinese and Koreans bro.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:50 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It is well known that international manufacturers of condoms have 6 standard sizes:

    Japanese
    Small
    Medium
    Large
    American
    Black

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    Comment by erochichi
    00:55 04/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Have seen many small baby carrots in U.S. porn.
    Many crooked ones, not to mention half-slack.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:00 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    actually... its the japs that have small penis at least in the porn.

    the whole asian small penis thing came from the Japan AV porn

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    Comment by 一匹狼
    06:07 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aw, no boasting over hentai sex?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:03 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well most of it, it's the common thing about what they can brag/complain...

    including myself

    but yeah, there's a lot ppl complain or brag to much
    I just lol, when I heard ppl complain like they just having sleep for a.... 3-4hours while I haven't sleep for 3 days straight

    there always clouds above the clouds
    n there always something deeper than a sea

    anyways.. I just need some good sleep.
    g'night.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:39 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    they are forgetting the penis size boasting .

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:23 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think the Japanese have much to boast about their penis size lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:13 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey, that's true. Don't rate this guy's comment down. The Japanese can't say much about their dongs.

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    Comment by erochichi
    00:50 04/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    To both of you: how do you know? Have you worked as prostitutes for men in Japan? How many of us gaijins really have so much to boast in that issue?
    I believe different sizes are found in every country. And women say the important thing is how you use it you have got...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:30 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hate people who has never suffered from any diseases...poor me.
    :'(

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:13 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tell me, who here has never at least gotten chickenpox at least once in their childhood?

    That's a disease right there.

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    Comment by GHS
    19:55 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I haven't. I took a vaccine for it before I was even one years old.

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    Comment by GHS
    20:10 04/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sadly there's no vaccine for the cold. It changes too fast.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:36 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But you still catch a cold once in a while, don't you?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:30 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    #6 should move to the top. Boy that drives me nuts all time. People who talk about their children non stop have nothing going on in their lives.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:12 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So boasting about intelligence is fine? Although I guess smart people manage to do it without pissing others off.

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    Comment by Chrouya
    05:30 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, people who are smart know that they shouldn't boast about it nevertheless, because others would be annoyed by them.

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    Comment by Chris
    10:51 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A smart person who's not socially retarded, knows how to dumb themselves down to other people's level.

    Acting smart all the time, even if it's not on purpose just rubs other people the wrong way. They'll think you're bragging even if you're not trying to.

    That said, unless I'm dealing with someone professionally, I'll shut them down completely if they try to start a conversation with me about celebrities or reality tv shows. There's a limit to how far one can dumb themselves down...

    Comment by Y0k41
    13:26 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ugh, there are those annoying know-it-alls that try to act like they're an expert in one subject and completely ignore your opinion on it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    like amerikan fan girls.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    intelligent people are not necesseraly nice (at all)

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:11 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not necessarily, there's this one guy I know who is a genius but though he's book smart, he's not smart socially. He pisses people off left and right because he'll brag about how smart he is or he'll say something less direct but equally annoying about his "superior" intelligence. Ugh.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:09 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No I think when the intelligent people are boasting, it goes a little more like this:
    "Didn't you KNOW that was gonna happen"
    instead of
    "I wouldn't have been so stupid" <- insult

    boasting isn't really worth it, because a week later you could lose everything anyway






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