Real Kanojo Sexiest Benchmark Ever


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    Comment by ayu
    16:59 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't make the trial work/install properly arghh

    E2160 @ 2.44GHz
    2+1GB DDR2-533 CL4-4-4-12
    MSI Radeon 4830 OC Edition
    Vista Ultimate 32bit SP1 with UAC disabled

    any help lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:23 30/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Run the .msi file directly, you should be able to figure out out from there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:11 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My god, they kinda overdid it with the bloom there. After a few minutes of playing you'll have to stop for a while from the eyehurt.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:05 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    high-end recommended hardware for that kind of water physics?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:14 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WHY! why must they block my country, mahaha to bad i seduced my host into letting my run a proxy ^.^

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:24 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it looks like they reused the music from sexy beach 3... and maybe some of the scenary

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:29 30/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah they recycled the music quite bluntly, the tracks aren't bad at all though. It kinda reminds me of some sega tunes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:49 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Uncanny Valley: The Game

    Seriously, any potential erotic content here is ruined by the fact that it's just plain creepy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:42 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Potentially not enough, if any, rape in this game. Bitterly disappointed by Illusion.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:18 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-date-fail.jpg

    Failure is inevitable.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:21 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    begin human instrumentality project to save the world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:18 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jesus tap dancing christ.
    Every day brings us closer to perfection.

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    Comment by AnonymousHuman
    21:09 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmm, made by Illusion? The company that made RapeLay...
    RapeLay = Win, that's why it got banned all over the world and even from the company's site/profile.
    I guess this game cannot compete with RapeLay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:43 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well from the looks of the character description. That teacher Kaori might very well reverse rape you instead...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:34 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Err.. whatever...

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:02 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kaori, please. I need my oneesan fix. We share the same birthday, it's meant to be.

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    Comment by Tateha
    12:06 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    very impressive. beats pretty much almost all of this generations graphics.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:50 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some of the textures from the demo look sub-par for the requirement level.

    If system requirements are that high I expect at least Crysis level of detail.

    Anyway loved the video and such technology is very promising.

    The guy's video is bad cause he spent all his money on ram and forgot to get a decent video card lol.

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    Comment by ryuanesha
    09:14 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And then there was a shota mod.

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    Comment by Ray
    09:51 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Getting a bit too close to the uncanny valley there Illusion. O.o

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    Comment by TheBeast
    09:00 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this shit aint got nothing on crysis, lol. except fapability, mine could run this easily in the 100+fps.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:19 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wonderful benchmark - like all illusions games it doesn't even support wide screen modes (like 1920x1200).

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:09 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Her boobs are remarkably unrealistic. Far too static.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:28 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh man... can you imagine if one of there webcam-enabled erogames had a routine to detect piracy, and if it found you'd stolen a copy of the game, it uploaded a picture of you to their website's "hall of shame?"

    I wouldn't worry about it too much though, as they'd basically be sunk in the case of a false positive...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:28 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    then Equality now comes and bans this game because they know real women cant compete.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:15 01/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    whoa look out Crysis, theres a new benchmark in town

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:25 02/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Longboobs are long also I'm not really sure how taxing of a benchmark this would be. I mean the water isn't even pixel shaded not to mention the world models and textures aren't super amazing when you turn the distance blur off.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:37 30/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck. My main machine with the i7 is in a too "risky" area to boot up this game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:37 27/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Life Now Fails.

    Im killing myself hoping for that answer.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:56 04/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Great.

    My AMD64 Phenom II X2 3.0Ghz will render this game without any problems. Great Video Card too. Should torrent it...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:55 13/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    fucking gaytube, removing all video -.-

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:56 10/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can't DL from Illusion's home page :(

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    Comment by machinarium
    21:45 04/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't install the trial. Is there anyone suceess

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    Comment by motaku96
    11:58 30/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "(potentially congested) homepage."

    heh. good one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:49 30/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    her face creeps me out for some reason

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:59 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kay, looks awesome, but download link, if possible, since I am not currently in Japan, and even if I CAN browse the website, I still get a 403 error when I try downloading, with whatever proxy I try.

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    Comment by Myballz
    02:17 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why can't Nintendo Wii system make games like this?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:35 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    coz the hardware sucks

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:58 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kaori is hawt!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:56 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm still waiting for my Kanojo Plus

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:40 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Demanding? No.

    It's sadly because Illusion has terrible programmers. Their games have always demanded huge resources when everyone else has provided better graphics and frame rate.

    The girls are detailed, yes. But the environments are insanely low poly, low texture, and small. It's unacceptable that they can't pull off even 30fps.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:13 30/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Chibi 2D image looks better.

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    Comment by cats
    14:37 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You guys have used "sexiest ever" so many times it has zero meaning anymore..

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't find this amusing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:36 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Does the game require a webcam or what? I'm desperate but never sunk to that level

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:07 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the videogame has a backdoor which streams the webcam data to Illusion's developers!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:51 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    but no backdoor action...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:40 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That is miss Japan's job..

    Avatar of あずにゃん大好き
    02:19 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Quote: "Now if only someone could combine the erotic technology of Real Kanojo with the virtual relationships of Love Plus into “Kanojo Plus,” Japan and any other country it came into contact with would be demographically doomed..."

    That`s so absolutely true( ̄へ ̄)

    Still, would I`d love to see a Love plus - Real Kanojo combined game xD O(≧∇≦)O

    *starts daydreaming*

    Love Plus style dating +
    Real Kanojo style fondling and graphics +
    Manaka Takane = ... huge nosebleed ...

    o(^^o)(o^^)o わくわく

    *faints*

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:29 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow you are the biggest weeaboo i've seen on this site.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:37 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's sad but funny. I like seeing these kinds of people.

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    Comment by chriselric
    02:55 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anyone who would ever navigate this site is nothing less. Some are just more, shall we say, purebred than others.

    I think it's awesome though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:27 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait, u are basing whether 'RL' sex (haha i love how u call it that) is any good based on a one night stand u had 7yrs ago!? U sad idiot... enjoy your life of masturbation.

    And btw, I don't believe u. You're virgin on the ridiculous buddy, hahaha.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:21 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree I suppose. Years of sex with girls in high school an uni didn't keep me away from anime and fapping to doujins.

    I guess I just prefer 2-D. Also I prefer loli, so I have no idea why I am posting in this board for big tit hentai games, no matter how revolutionary.

    OH I REMEMBER NOW !

    LOLI MODS!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:32 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF? Speak for yourself, just because u visit SC a lot and are sad, doesn't mean the next guy who visits is sad like u. I visit this site because it is fascinating in a strange way, I can't even remember how I found SC in the first place.. Sorry I dunno what a troll is, I don't keep up with the latest geek-speak..

    I have never been robbed (haha wtf) or gotten an STD from any '3D' women i have slept with or been in relationships with - u need to stop using SC news articles as an excuse to be afraid of women (like shown in your first post). Yeah there is heaps of bitches out there but there is also heaps of beautiful and interesting girls too.

    Don't get me wrong, 2D is hot as hell and great for a fap, but for a relationship u need a REAL woman who u are mentally and physically attracted to. Yes this can be a hard thing to find but to just give up and be happy to spend the rest of your life jerking off to drawings and AI scripts made by some guys who probably know less about women than even u do, is pathetic..

    And to answer your question: 'I didnt really enjoy it (sex) the first time why would i suddenly like it afterwards?' Well A> it was some random one night stand, B> u were a nervous little virgin and u probably blew your load within 3 seconds, C> sex always gets better with practice, haha.

    SO GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY.

    Avatar of あずにゃん大好き
    11:08 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well like I said, whether you believe me or not isn`t really my problem... I bet you just don`t want to believe that men who tried it but didn`t like it actually exists, cuz all people (especially men) care about nowadays is sex.

    I know I don`t fit the picture, why do you think I`m a regular visitor of this site? Most people who come here seem to be pretty "sad" (by your definitions), the other part being trolls like yourself, and a few others scattered left `n right. (Reminds me: Hi Equality Now, you guys still checking SC?)

    And yes, I am basing my opinion on that one-night stand, if I didn`t really like it the first time why would I suddenly like it afterwards? Don`t worry, I`ll make sure to enjoy my life of mastubation!

    I hope for you those 3D women won`t rob you or give you a nice STD...

    On a side note, maybe sex is like drugs. You don`t like your first cigarette too, but if you keep smoking, you get addicted....

    That all aside, I kinda respect people but a real girlfriend, but I think being a ronery roricon is still better then those spending $150+ a week on prostitutes like some do... Saves you the dangers of an STD too.

    Now if you`ll excuse me, I still got some loli-doujinshi I need to fap to...

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    Comment by ScarredBushido
    01:24 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    just ignore these stupid fag anons

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:56 01/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't submit to these trashy anons.
    These kind of anons need a life. If you complain on this site,get the hell off it then. Go cry and complain else where.
    Anyone got a problem with that? If you got a problem with that, meet me on Metal Gear. I'll rape you,

    MaGnesium Oxide

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    00:08 03/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Anon 11.32 "WTF? Speak for yourself, just because u visit SC a lot and are sad, doesn't mean the next guy who visits is sad like u."

    If you read my text, I said *most* people who come here *seem to be* pretty sad by your definitions of sad. (Whatever those may be)

    I never said the next guy who visit`s is a "sad guy" but he/she might very well be.

    It`s kinda like an exhibit in a way, most people who are at an exhibit are there because they`re really interested, while a few are only there to criticize and look down on the pieces shown.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:44 24/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    c-c-c-c-c-combo braker ... -_-

    Avatar of あずにゃん大好き
    02:58 30/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    > @ anon "B> u were a nervous little virgin and u probably blew your load within 3 seconds"

    Unfortunately I have to admit that one...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:37 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fag

    Avatar of あずにゃん大好き
    08:03 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Srry `bout the long text but:

    > To the 2 anons up there: I thank you for your compliment (^_^)

    Yes, I am a ronery roricon, and you may think thats sad... But hey, I`m enjoying my life, which many married couples, as can be seen elsewhere on this site, aren`t.

    A few examples:

    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/07/21/wife-axe-murders-husband-over-snoring/

    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/06/13/japanese-wives-no-more-than-10-a-day-for-husband/

    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/11/25/girlfriend-smashes-boyfriends-xbox-im-bored-ignored/

    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/10/30/love-plus-adultery-nearly-ends-in-divorce/

    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/14/newlywed-wife-sells-husbands-ps3-for-fun/

    So yeah I guess I`ll stick to my 2D kawaii loli, saves me money, fear of being killed, alot of BS complaints n stuff...

    `Sides, might be just me, but I had sex with a 3D girl once (t was a one-night stand, for those who don`t believe me don`t, it`s not like it matters...), and I fail to see why most love it so much.

    Yeah it was a fun experience, but I haven`t had RL sex ever since (been 7 years now) and I never missed it for a sec...

    Jeez, I wish people cared less about the way others live, I`m living my life the way I want. A wife, kids and a 42/hrs a week job just doesn`t seem that appealing to me...

    If you wanna live a model family life fine, just don`t expect me to join in...

    @ chriselric > yeah regularly browsing this site says something about someone...

    They must be SC n00bz, cause I am, by far, not the biggest "weeaboo" here, and they would`ve known had they read more posts/comments...

    Even I`m sometimes surprised of how low people can go here lolz...







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