“3D Girls Can’t Be Trusted!”

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2ch provides the latest evidence which, in its view, proves that 3D girls are not to be trusted, even in the absence of Photoshop and plastic surgery…

Those looking to divest themselves of any remaining illusions can peruse an entire gallery of such disturbing comparisons.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    11:56 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You know alot of good looking women out there act like ugly bitches because beneath the make-up they really are ugly bitches. This is why women carry handbags full of make-up and go to the toilet often to retouch their make-up. Women are also afraid of getting their face wet and can't walk in the rain because their make-up will get washed away. Women can't leave the house without make-up. It's like their survival kit.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    07:10 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Meh, they're not that bad...(mayhaps)

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    Comment by Sukunai
    07:45 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some days I think you guys have never watched a woman put on make up before :)

    No matter how great they might look before bed, they all wake up looking worse :)

    Then again, have you guys looked at yourself in a mirror lately?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:00 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes I have and I actually want to fuck myself. Oh shit!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:37 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think you have seen your mom or sister put make-up which isn't special because most of us have mothers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:41 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My girlfriend doesn't like putting make-up on and is pretty enough without it, she only looks worse because she's tired and she has bed-hair; but I still watch her sleeping if I'm up first; you're just chasing the wrong type of girl is all.

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    Comment by Stiyl-Magnus19
    07:54 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I still prefer the 3d girls!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:58 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean silicone sex dolls right? Fleshbots and other kinds of sextoys right???

    Comment by Antiveli
    08:02 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This man speaks the truth.

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    Comment by Ray
    09:36 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    None of these girls looks hideous, be it before or after picture so I fail to see the point of this.

    However in that last linked article there are really alot of awful looking....things. Some that not even 7 layers of make-up can make them look good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:02 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All of them look hideous to me, bar the last one (2nd girl + makeup).I wouldn't touch the rest even with a stick...

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    Comment by Onibubu
    11:27 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's okay. Feel free to touch your own stick whenever you wish.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:14 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think women put on makeup because they have shorter shelf life, and feel the need to compete with younger, sweeter things.
    Whereas a guy gets more and more comfortable with himself as he ages, and his wallet gets padded.
    Sexist? Yes, but its a fact. Women need a man to love them in old age because women are romantic idealists, whereas men are only after sex and can just lure in young girls with their wealth to have casual sex and forget about it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:04 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have to be counter sexist and say that men are idealists and wish that they could find a girl they love, but end up finding only money grubbers, they just don't realise it 'till their partners get less attractive (thinking with the wrong head and all that), where women don't care about their partners and would always trade in for a richer model as soon as they can; the only reason they stay with men is because they get raises, if they were the type to say no to promotions then their wife would have left them.

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    Comment by maxchain
    01:25 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This seems more to me like a case of them cleaning up nicely, but hey, one man's trash and whatnot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:10 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the first picture is the 3d girl that can really be trusted.

    the "before" pic shows her with dyed hair and makeup to highlight her eyes more.

    the "after" pic shows her blonde dyed hair changed to a more darker tone - reflecting nearly natural japanese hair which is black.

    her hair also was somewhat curled in the "before" pic while in the "after" pic her hair was allowed to just hang out normally. and she was given a very small haircut for the bangs. her makeup was also removed hence giving you those actual pretty eyes that were hidden before because of eyeliners.

    "before" pic she doesn't smile but gives a sheepish mouth pose. in her "after" pic she smiles a bit highlighting her nice cheeks which is already there ever since she went for the gyaru look.

    all in all this girl was probably a girl with low self-esteem trying despearately to fit in when she was actually pretty in the first place and not realizing it.

    whoever posted that pic in 2ch must have a really weird perception IMO.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:21 11/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    .....in the first pic, the girl looks great in the before part and only decent in the after part. Why would you not trust someone who tries to make themselves look worse? By the way, I've seen lots a people who looked very similar to the girl in the first before pic. Basically, the before part looks Russian, the after part Japanese (Don't get me wrong, there are lots of good looking Japanese girls).

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:29 03/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i don't understand this post, what is so mind blowing? they just got a hair cut and look exactly the same in both pictures...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:56 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    2D is awesome, but keep this in mind: You pass through teens, 20s, and 30s but once in your lifetime. Get what you can while you can get it - 2D and fantasy girls are always there, but get less alluring the less like peers they seem. If you're the right age, you could have a nice pretty young woman, even if it goes to shit in the end.

    I'm 28 and didn't do anything, but thank god I woke up before it's too late. I'm still otaku'ed enough to come here several times a day, but at least I'm now trying to go after 3D girls I like because virtually no one likes to truly be alone. (Even hikkikomori often have family outside taking care of them. When it's really just you... it sucks. Cabin fever to the extreme.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:09 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know man. I've been a loner long enough that I don't feel comfortable being around people anymore. At least not at work anyway. Outside work, I feel like a king just by myself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:39 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hm... I was like that, but once I started working again I found a lot more purpose than I expected to - but then I ended up working with a great bunch, and that really makes or breaks a job in my experience...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:51 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lolis aren't like my peers, I still like them, in fact my age of preference hasn't changed in the 6 years I've known that I do, Maybe when I'm 40 I'll be more inclined to 12-15yos, but honetly, I doubt it, your theory fails, and I've already lost my chance at the girls I like, I'm staying myself, sorry mate!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:40 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't see the point. They look better "after" so isn't that a good thing? =x

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    Comment by Ichiro Ino
    20:00 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The point is that you can't trust what you see on TV or photoshoots...

    Yes they look better "After", so what about if you first saw the "After" and saw the "Before"? later.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:48 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    To me it doesn't really matter as long as they are capable of looking good enough to make me fall for them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:37 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have to agree. We want women to admire our skill (sports, IT knowledge etc), why not admire their skill to appear sexier that they really are?
    It's called quid pro quo, people.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:48 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    they look better before.

    Fail jap makeup/photoshop does not cute make.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:18 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think both of them is originally cute enough. The first one just had a badly done makeup, and the second one didn't wear makeup

    19:16 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't get it, all of them look pretty fine to me, even much better than those so-called beautiful actress in K-dramas I saw in TV.

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    Comment by Caligastia
    01:24 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seconded, even if all four were different people I'd gladly do any of them anytime...

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    Comment by softbanker
    19:52 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    FAke doesn't taste that good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:59 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's reality! Either you get to Biotechnology and create the perfect woman like Pygmalion did during Ancient Greek or stop the others from smudging reality on itself....

    Incidentally, Pygmalion in Greek Myth is the first record of an Otaku in the world..... Falling for a statue is equivalent to some people I know marrying their Nintendo DS Girls.... LOL!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:48 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pygmalion was a true visionary who saw women for what they were and chose to create a 3D perfection. The reason he messed up was because he went from 3D to another form of 3D.

    He should have invented 2D moe and pillow waifus first. After all, statues are usually harder than you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:46 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is the first girl supposed to be white?

    Comment by Busy
    20:00 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, just bad blonde bleached hair and to much fat in the face.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:06 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    THIS IS MADNESS!

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    Comment by Sinkross
    20:29 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is old...!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:46 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    but it's still SPARTA!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:34 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Flex your chest muscles everyone!!

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    Comment by Ichiro Ino
    18:45 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, the second one is my type, the original one of course...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the sluty one?

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    Comment by Ichiro Ino
    19:56 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The "before" one...

    The one wearing blue and has braids.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:00 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Learn to count...

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    Comment by celebrinen
    20:13 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agreed, there's nothing wrong with no.2s before shot.

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    Comment by Sarissofoi
    21:45 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I must agree. Look good. She isnt beuty but look good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:40 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They just want your money
    nothing personal
    and no way...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:21 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A quote is coming into my brain from somewhere ...

    "Some boring girl is going to come in your life and give you everything you want. And then some more-interesting ones will come along and take everything you own. I'm the taking kind. Just be glad you're young and don't own a lot of stuff."

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    Comment by Insilencio
    18:30 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    3D girls can be held but aren't perfect.
    2D girls are perfect but can't be held.

    It's a controversial trade-off, really.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:58 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oH HOW sad. Its the exact same case with men.
    Too bad 2D guys don't exist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:28 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Perfect = boring. So it's really not a trade-off at all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:40 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, plenty of 3D girls can neither be held nor are they perfect.

    I think that's the issue many run into...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:40 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sal9000 has attempted to solve this trade-off by marrying a 2D girl on a handheld game. Whether this solves the problem (hereby referred to as the Nene Conundrum) is yet to be seen.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:45 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    just give Japan 5 more years. You'll take those words back.

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    Comment by Insilencio
    18:52 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha of course, a third solution with the benefits of both and no drawbacks would be best, no? A real-life "3D Custom Shoujo" factory would mark the beginning of the end of the female species.

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    Comment by Chris
    12:39 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @giascle

    Of course it did. You can't produce a movie about a bunch of women acting like perfect wives without putting a negative spin on it.

    Not in North America in any case...

    Comment by Busy
    19:27 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually that exists already, guess what Candy Girls are for... However, if men complain about fake beauty at 3D why they don't complain about it at 2D since they are 100% fake.

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    Comment by Insilencio
    19:42 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh I don't mean like Candy Girls. I mean like The Stepford Wives.

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    Comment by giascle
    20:51 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Didn't that have a negative message...?

    Oh well, who cares! Perfect waifus for all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:40 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    dont listen my pillow wifu, hes just makeing shit up

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    Comment by HARDKOAR
    19:09 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously... This guy is making my pillow wifus feel bad, they need to be comforted, time to go and comfort them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:32 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can I borrow your pillow during sleepover? I need something to make my ahem... head, comfortable.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:51 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    open your eyes blind anon

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:38 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, if you just want a girl for her looks, you deserve your pillows.

    It's not just their looks. 2D girls also have perfect personalities.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:55 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I see..... absolutely nothing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:45 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, if you just want a girl for her looks, you deserve your pillows.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:08 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd enjoy fluffing a girl's pillows...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:32 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    right!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:28 26/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Color Print said H-Game Heroine. Paste onto paper bag, apply paper bag over head. Begin imagination hax. Congratulations! you have won a free internets!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:38 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So I'm to believe that liking a woman's personality over here looks and not wanting to fuck a pillow means I'm gay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:04 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Well, if you just want a girl for her looks, you deserve your pillows."
    rofl how's it going mr. closet gay

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:42 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'm blind, not deaf

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:54 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:45 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are demons nearby.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:03 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    im not blind! your blind!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:57 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Guys, relax you can have both.

    ...tough for some it might be too late."

    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/11/15/young-japanese-women-hunt-middle-aged-men/

    If anything, it's never too late.

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    Comment by Canti
    22:26 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Guys, relax you can have both.

    ...tough for some it might be too late.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:24 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Warcraft parade now ?

    I want to make the trade off more clear

    3D girls have the REAL thing down there
    2D girls They do have but you CAN'T touch nor use them

    it's hard indeed

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:40 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you're not having children, it won't matter what they looked like before. All that matters is that they look good now.

    Besides, their time spent as average looking would've helped them develop good personalities. Ever talk to girls that are born hot and know it? Bitchy.

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    Comment by Chris
    13:08 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Girls who are born plain and know it are at least as bad. They tend to have huge inferiority complexes.

    I'd say 6-8 out of 10s are best for dating. Higher then that might be fine as friends, as long as they're not too self-absorbed. Less then that is a minefield personality wise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:12 30/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow, your inferiority complex is showing. Can't even score with 5s. Wow.

    You're bitter.

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    Comment by Chris
    13:05 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ever talk to girls who are plain and know it?

    Extreme inferiority complexes. "5s" and lower in looks tend to have terrible personalities.

    The reason is pretty simple.

    Imagine you have a school dance - a fairly old fashioned stereotypical one, with all the guys on one side and all the girls on the other.
    The first guys who are confident enough to overcome their shyness and walk across the room ask the 9s and 10s to dance. The next wave of guys go for the 7s and 8s, and so on.
    You have a fairly shy guy deciding who he'll ask to dance. He sees a fairly average girl standing off to the side and decides to ask her to dance since she's been left out until now.

    When he asks her, she turns him down. Why?
    From her point of view, she gets more angry and dejected the more girls that get chosen before her. When shy guy comes by to ask her to dance, she thinks "He must be worthless if he's coming by to ask -me-" and she turns him down. By turning down guys, she gets an ego boost. It's enough to make her feel better about the 9s and 10s. If she manages to turn down 5 guys, then she's managed to "one up" the other girls completely (from her POV).

    If you expand this concept outside of a highschool dance, you'll understand the actions of average looking girls. I've seen some of the harshest rejections come from them rather then then 'pretty girls'.

    Keep in mind that a 5 thinks you must be some kind of scum to bother asking her out. If that's how she thinks, then it stands to reason that she'd reject you without mercy.

    Some women become more mature and grow out of this kind of habit but... not many.

    Honestly 9s and 10s are probably the better for friend material, since they're usually pretty cool around guys. 6-8s are best for dating. 5s and less are like a mine field - proceed with caution.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:56 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So many Girlfriends all over the world are despairing as to why their boyfriends turn to videogames....






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