Man Calls 911: “I Need Sex!”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Nov 15, 2009 03:26 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Crime, Florida, Police, Prostitution, USA
A man who repeatedly reported an unusual emergency via a series of 911 calls has been arrested – operators apparently took a dim view of his insistence that someone be provided for him to have sex with.
The man, a resident of Florida, called emergency services 5 times requesting aid for his sexual emergency, but none was forthcoming and operators merely hung up on him.
15 minutes after making his last call, police called at his home and arrested him for making false calls to emergency services.
The man remains locked up without bail, and already has 12 arrests to his name for charges ranging from grand theft auto to assault and drug possession.
It seems emergency services the world over bear the brunt of human stupidity…
Via Heaven.
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New use for the 911!!! I hope that they enable the service
Who else wishes there was more natural selection?
I mean there's more of a chance of a genius who would be a boon to his society beaten to death than the idiots who drive nails into their own skulls with hammers dying from their stupidity...actually it's probably those people that would lynch the smart guy because "inulluctualz iz badz! deyz smarta dan uz bozz!"
Spencer coined the term survival of the fittest.
I believe it was Dawkin's who coined the phrase "survival of the adequate" There are way too many unforgivably stupid people who gain a measure of prestige in their society for being outspokenly ignorant and getting enough ignorant people to follow him forcing intelligent people to either cringe or suffer for being smarter than the rest of society.
Correcting an idiot in America can get you killed -_-
EUGENICS NOW!
I'm not talking about Eugenics...I'm talking about something like the suicide island manga.
If people go to the hospital enough times for jumping off of the buildings, pulling stupid ****ing stunts, calling the police for not having tomatoes on the big mac that you ordered and instead of keeping insane rants to yourself or internet chatrooms, you take it to the streets to force ordinary people to bend to the will of the stupid, then you get dumped on an island with other like-minded people.
If you don't believe in scientific theory,think scientists are evil, and/or make life hell for educated people, then enjoy your life on an island without science, or the advancements achieved through the scientific process.
Watch the movie idiocracy, I swear to god that that movie could double as a documentary.
Because America has so many f!cking criminals.
We criminalize everything and punish people with as great a sentance as humanly possible so the judge isn't called out as being "sympathetic to criminals"
Case in point. The texas governor that wanted to secede from the US refused to pardon a man convicted of burning his family alive.
Even when a panel of expert arson investigators didn't find any sign of arson or crime.
It probably didn't help that Perry removed the arson investigation board when they tried to file a report saying that the man was innocent.
And refused to listen to the commissions testimony.
And replaced everyone supporting the man's innocence.
So of course they have to punish the man who lost his family in a tragic fire accident and then kill him even though expert arson investigators found no case against him...just so Perry doesn't look easy on people falsely convicted of crime.
And about prisons, I've been watching locked up abroad...and boy I sure as hell wouldn't want to f!ck up or be in the wrong place at the wrong time in South Korea.
Compared to other countries, our prisons are resorts. Perhaps that is why we have the problems that we have. There is no real deterrent.
Punishment should be just that: Punishment. You train a dog by sticking his nose in it and whacking him on the nose with a newspaper. Seems cruel, but he learns. Human animals should be treated the same way.
It's just another one of those "WTF" moments...
The main picture for this article.. the lady's nipples are off to the side.
Well, the police did respond to his emergency. Now he can have sex with Bubba.
Bah, that's nothing. Once, some lady called 911 cuz McDonalds forgot the pickles on her sandwich.
eee~~
so. we could get a girl for call 911?
give me my 1 min back. yes i really did 1 min to read this shit. i need sex call 911!!! what an idiot.
He should have called the public complaints line after the first time for failure to provide service in the event of an emergency.
Hmph! And the cops proud themselves for their motto:
SERVICE ABOVE SELF(-service)
He stealed cars, he do drugs, but he cant find a slut? Man....
heh.
stealed
mmmm...... looks like we should all make a call XD
of course... we should all make a call, until someone said: OK, I've had enough, you want sex? I'll give you sex, just don't disturb me any more...
Yes, ma.am, but surely you can't service all of us at one time.
if that works, i'll call too
I'm sorry sir, this number cannot provide you with legal prostitution perhaps you can try the turbo service Xneeds. Have a nice day~
Lol the mcnuggets call was in florida aswell
Personally, I think it's that hot Florida sun. It's too. Fucking. Hot! These people who use 911 for such stupid shit must all be suffering from sun stroke. They have to be. It's the only explanation which makes any sense.
Other than, say, they're examples of CCS (Can't Cure Stupid).
You can cure stupid...you take different calibur doses of lead depending on the thickness of your skull ^_^.
Please, Kortaku. Fifties are SOOO messy. Have heart for the clean-up crew!
no need to use different calibers: .50 Cal does it all.
Agreed. 9mm Hollowpoints do the job much more neatly. ^^
I would suggest 9mm.
There are lots of possibilities.
* Booze-rotted brain (see the earlier SC article about the cannibal Russian drunk);
* Meth/coke/other-drugs-rotted brain;
* Physical trauma-induced stupidity (look at heavyweight boxers for examples);
* Genetically-inherited stupidity (it's why you're not supposed to get your sister pregnant - USE a condom, damnit!)
And, oh, yeah. "Sunstroke".
well and this method that they are really stupid and the people giving them advice are just slowwing down the progress of humanity and they dont realize it cause they are retarded people who belive in a being thet has yet to show him or herself to humans for proof just look at the cave men age they look up at the sunn and they call it god and they all do that now they call anything whos power is greater than humanitys a god so thats the reason now contact me if u have any more questions at Miss_mystic2000@hotmail.com
It was an emergency!! what if his nuts exploded from lack of stimulation. Emergency services my arse!! that man is a legend. They have failed in they're job....
If his 'nuts' exploded, future generations will have a higher cumulative intelligence quotient.
this dude probably wanted to go to prison.For whatever reason,some people just want to get caught for something to escape things in life or other problems they are having.
Reminds me of a case when some illegal immigrants commit crimes on purpose to gain some form of food and shelter (no matter what).
They could have at least gave him a helping hand.
Well he will get his fair share of sex in jail :)
The man has to have sex, I say give it to him.
And if he claims he needs to have sex with a child? What then? Give it to him?
Yes
What a silly question
How rude. The police should've at least provided him with the number for a prostitute or a phonesex hotline.
It wouldn't work. His aptitude limited him to dialing only three numbers.
911 send me a 3 nurses...and a hot lesbian who's good with a whip...if you don't my balls will explode!
It's bound to be a very small explosion.
be careful there was a man who called the police because someone put a bomb around his neck and forced him to rob a bank, and the police just let him die.
Apocryphal.
He must have been hopped up on some of his drugs
wow i can't believe he tried it 5 times... they should of send someone to his house to remove him from the gene pool.
It appears now that they have.
Sure he can find people to help him with his lack of sex trouble once in jail ^_^
who knows? 18 year old cellmate...
Who said anything about it being consensual sex between a man and a woman?
It won't be the sex he is looking for, though.
"have sent" not "of send" dumbass
lol.
it was the easiest to spot at that moment