“Big Breasted Women More Intelligent”

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Research suggests that women with larger breasts are more intelligent than their less well endowed counterparts, with the larger breasted women studied having an I.Q. some 10 points in excess of those with smaller breasts.

The Chicago researcher (who confessed to herself being an A-cup), conducted a sociological study in which she took a sample of 1,200 women, divided by breast size into five categories: extra-large, large, medium, small, and extra-small.

She then administered an I.Q. test to the participants, finding that women in the large and extra-large categories scored an average of 10 points more than the women in the smaller categories, also beating medium sized women.

Since by its very nature the study yields only a correlation and not actual causation, it is far from certain what the actual causes of these results are, but there is some speculation that the amount of female hormones produced may be affecting both the development of the brain and of secondary sexual characteristics such as breasts.

Interestingly, most statistics relating to breast size show steady increases in average cup size over time in developed societies, thought to be based on improving nutrition. A positive correlation between improved nutrition, better growth and higher IQ seems far from improbable…

Update: it appears there are some very good reasons for doubting the veracity of this “research,” despite it recently cropping up in variety of evidently less than conscientious newspapers.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    03:58 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I knew that since I've seen Lucky Star.

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    Comment by Elle Lowel
    04:25 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh great, insult to injury. j/k

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:39 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    like what most of these comments are

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:45 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can we truly trust this particular research study though? I mean the researcher who conducted it admits to being an A-cup. If you go by her supposed findings then she might not be so bright.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:06 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe that's true of the big breasted women who'd volunteer for a survey...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:13 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I prefer intelligent women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:17 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want to add this.

    Babies who are not breastfed their milk get lower intelligence later in life. If they don't get their milk the way they're supposed to, their brains does not develop correctly (and end up being physically smaller).

    Also, about this article... Well, women with smaller breasts have not gotten enough hormones, or the right hormones, when they grew up.

    For example they have been exposed to plastics (which leeches fake estrogen mimicking hormones that mess things up), or they have been otherwise exposed to various hardcore poisons which messes with their womanhood (humanity), their hormonal levels, their DNA... such as Vaccines. <-- That's the biggest deciding part in the mess-up of how a human develops in the womb, what DNA he/she will get and how he/she later develops when growing up.

    So yeah.

    Women are SUPPOSED to have large high quality boobs by default. That's a sign that their bodies are healthy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:41 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And I thought it was the glasses that made them smarter, or at least LOOK smarter.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:18 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Glasses + Big Boobs = DEADLY WEAPON

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    Comment by Gradius
    05:46 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Since is just 10 points, is almost nothing or the same.

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    Comment by ドラゴン
    05:23 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I respectfully disagree.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:57 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fatties have bigger boobs, and fatties are smarter.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:02 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    is not only because their boobs is bigger but also their mass!!! they are fat, so they dont get date so they studie all the time. ofcause they are smarter

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:09 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anyone know which anime or manga that woman in the picture is from???

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:30 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They're more intelligent because they need to protect the boobies moar, since they're bigger and more sought after.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:59 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    men around women with big breasts have an iq deduction of 10

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:49 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This means nothing to me. It won't change my love for DFCs!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:06 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Na sharakuro neremu ne?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:19 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Women with big breasts are likely to be fat. Fat people aren't smart. Women with big breasts are likely to be whores. Whores aren't smart. Need I go on?

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    Comment by jabman025
    01:06 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I heart boobs.......of any size....or intelligence

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:15 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is not new, we see this in Anime every day, an we know that anime knows abaout boobies.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:22 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    haha this is bull shit. no fucking way.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:36 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In denial are we? Search your feelings, you know it to be true!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:40 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It really depends on their age tho... and social group, education and so forth. But it is an interesting finding, tho I'd like to have more information about how she went on to analyze and get the sample of subjects.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    01:29 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not sure where they got their data but my personal experience seems to suggest the exact opposite.

    Of course I'm going with practical knowledge here vs anything based off a standardized test.

    But the most very large breasted women I've known don't even know how to check the oil on their car or how to remove a piece of spyware from their computer.

    Yes I dated some real Einsteins including one dumb enough to have once placed brake fluid in the power steering pump.

    Most of the smart girls I know ie ones that can solve a quadratic equation,know the differences between an amphibian and a reptile, or know where the oil and brake fluid goes in their car are either average around c cup US sized or DFC.

    Though it could be large breasted women simply do not choose the us their brains as they don't have to while small breasted ones do because they must.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:23 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What an age we live in

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    Comment by Riiku
    02:25 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, so they got brains in there? I see, I see....

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:50 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Better nutrition my ass... breasts are developing earlier and growing larger because of the growth hormones used in meats. It's also a result of the populace just being fatter.

    And the study? Useless really... too many other factors need to be taken into affect such as upbringing and education. Trying to divide an IQ test based on breast size is no different from dividing an IQ test based on what color shirt the writers wore. If most of the higher IQ results wore blue shirts would we be reporting that "people who wear blue shirts have a higher IQ!"

    Dumb.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    02:27 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes these kinda studies do then to be rubbish.
    I could also perform a study on car choices predict IQ.

    BTW on those meat hormones that's some scary shit as they also have been linked to increased cancer rates, diabetes, and several other bad diseases.

    Really my opinion is rGBH should be outlawed.

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    Comment by chibblz
    01:49 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I feel offended.. *pokes chest* D:

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:23 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In light of this, how do you explain to a large breasted woman that you fell in love with her for her brains?

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    Comment by Myballz
    18:41 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Consindering many factors If this to be true we can be wondering how many women with large size breast could of been millonares by now.

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by thugangel
    02:19 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In other news, high IQ doesn't mean you're smart.

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427321.000-clever-fools-why-a-high-iq-doesnt-mean-youre-smart.html?full=true

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:24 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's going to be a hard case to make

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:24 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry to spoil your fun, but the "study" is a hoax.

    All the articles I found reference some vague "2003 study from the University of Chicago." If a study exists, you'd be able to find it on pubmed.gov or medline.

    Search pubmed for any combination of Breasts, IQ, 2003, or the UIC. You won't find anything. Nothing. Zip. Nada.

    That's because it doesn't exist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:59 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Studies featured on sancon hold little validity or credibility. They cater to the less informed or those that like to have a laugh. (methodology, confounding factors, sample bias, link to actual study?) The "study" was likely deemed garbage if no journal would publish it. But REALLY, if your going on sancon for academic purposes...LULZ

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:51 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe smarter women know to, and can afford to, get breast implants. ;)

    Seriously, Artefact, I'm impressed that you pointed out the correlation vs. causation and looked again from other angles. That's better than 90% of all the science reporting that goes on these days. (I know, strange compliment, but you earned it.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:43 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    THIS GOES AGAINST COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT HAD BEEN ESTABLISHED FOR DECADES, EVEN CENTURIES!!!

    BIG SHOCK!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:56 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lmao. Yes, blame it all on overweight women. 'Cause y'know, there sure aren't naturally big breasted women out there. Pffffffff.
    Excuses? LOL. Small breasted women are probably just pissed off that the big breasted women should not have their stereotype. This article truly makes me laugh. :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:53 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're telling lies! LIES!

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    Comment by Lily
    07:45 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is why I want big boobs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:03 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well breast is made of fat and fat store energy so technically smart people tend to have to have a lot of energy to burn for thinking too much. Most people with really big breast are technically fat or have more fat in their body than super skinny model like woman. Skinny woman with big breast either rare or fake.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:33 28/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF... do they store the other 10 points of IQ in their boobs? next they'r gonna say boobs have brain too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:42 21/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tell that to all the big breasted bimbos who keep their legs open 24/7. That's not intelligent.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:53 31/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm flat, but I'm almost genius (I had an IQ test before). Got anything to say?!

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    Comment by Spud
    11:04 16/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Smart girls with big boobs may sound great to most of you, but I don't like it when girls have boobs drooping down near to their bellybutton. I prefer me some mid-sized boobies.

    P.S. And that picture at the top is hilarious!

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    Comment by OppaiQueen
    04:49 15/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Size E here. I ish supersmart. XDDD

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:31 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i think all the females here have small breasts, why else would they insist that the large breasted women taking the tests are fat
    just saying








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