A man has apparently narrowly avoided divorce after being accused of adultery by his wife, after she discovered his virtual relationships with three schoolgirls.
The story begins with the anonymous husband accidentally leaving his camera bag (for he worked with cameras) at home one day. It so happened he hid his DS in this bag.
His dutiful wife was cleaning the house and noticed a light coming from the bag; thinking it to be a camera left on, she thought to tell her husband of his mistake, but instead discovered the light came from one of the girls of Love Plus, who require regular attention.
His wife stated that at this moment she “felt as if she had discovered the existence of an affair,” and is infuriated by the very memory of the “adulteresses” she found there.
Enraged, she confiscated the console and demanded a full explanation of the game, and the unfortunate husband had to describe the details of his various dates and after-school skinship with the girls of the title.
Later she would go so far as to convene her lady friends together to work out what to do. They played the game, and thought little of it until coming upon Nene, whom they judged a real threat to the couple’s marriage.
Soon they judged the husband guilty of adultery with the game, and took away his DS to sell, with the wife keeping the cash. He was subsequently forced to promise to pay for a New Year’s vacation in order to make amends.
He states he is just glad she did not divorce him.
The wife’s friends were spurred into action by the threatening prospect of losing their breadwinners to 2D schoolgirls, and initiated searches, catching three husbands engaged in this “adultery.”
One, it is said, meekly admitted the charges and handed over the game.
Another lost the game and had his pocket money reduced by his wife.
The other man was actually caught red-handed “kissing” his girl, and had his ROM destroyed on the spot, and was banned from the bedroom to boot.
The unfortunate narrator parts by wishing all those secretly playing Love Plus the best of luck.
Even if it turned out to be fiction, as we have seen the scenario more than rings true…
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Even imaginary character require love...
... real ones only need the money.
So fucking true...
I'd choose my wife as well, like always, real vagina feels better!!
k, you're dumb. Nothing beats a fleshlight.
Real vagina? That's why we have high class escort girls. 1 use, no long term problem afterward. Cheap hooker is an alternative, but be careful of diseases.
Fleshlight lolwut
Real pussies are better
Women are nothing more than flesh to be used and cast away.
A cat is fine too.
Hey, what do they call those useless pieces of skin around a vagina again?
Oh yeah, a woman, that's right.
get a tenga or a candy girl, you only need to pay once and they don't bitch as much.
"Women are nothing more than flesh to be used and cast away."
Come on, don't be a dick, you're gonna feed those asshole cherrypicking hypocritical women at Equality Now unnecessary fuel for their selective arguments.
Agreed, refrain from unhelpful coments
Real vagina DOES NOT feels better.
You aren't counting all the fucking HEADACHES before and specially AFTER a relationship. This articles shows only the real thing.
So stop saying "real feels better", you FUCKING KNOW NOTHING !!!
Seems like somebody here is still a virgin.
i kinda loled much at reading the comments above.Anybody else laughed?
ITT: Lonely guys who can;t get girls and who are fustrated.
ITT guys who get girls all the time (while being a self admitting dick), and know how stupid they are (most times anyway).
...real ones would not give a damn about DSes if not the chance to blackmail their men into giving them even more money.
I think that pretty much hits the nail on the head this is all about money. Since my wife doesn't give me an allowance she couldn't care less what sort of game I play. What I find unbelievable about the story is that out of 4 guys who got caught not one of them had the courage to stand up to thier wife.
maybe a cultural difference, or perhaps if they were real men, they wouldn't bother with relationships in a game. this seems like a complex situation full of cultural differences that as an american i don't get. i am not against dating sims, because i know they are popular in japan, and they are supposed to be good practice for inexperienced men. but i question why married men play them. not to say they are wrong or should stop, but just a curiousity as to why. why go with digital when you have the genuine article in front of you. maybe they are scared of their real women and thus the reason for the game and the lack of balls to stand up for themselves.
-the beast
dating sims good practice for inexperienced men?
I lol'd
Married men still look at porno so why can't one play a dating sim? I don't see a big difference.
Probably just an intimacy thing.
And you know how Japan is and appearance being their top priority over all.
Dating sim like that must of been real tough for the wife.
What a bunch of fucking doormats, I feel so bad for these guys.
If a chick took my DS that`s grounds for immediate breakup. Selling the DS is like... it`s like that wife who sold his PS2 game collection. I`m not sure I could resist punching her.
Don't forget the rest:
"took away his DS to sell, with the wife keeping the cash. He was subsequently forced to promise to pay for a New Year’s vacation in order to make amends."
I loled all over while reading this.
Even the part of the lights on inside the bag...
Be honest, she was searching his stuff and found a good opportunity to take even more advantage of him.
Of course they need! Do you spect cows like that to get a job?
So fucking true. Why won't they all just divorce the bitches?
Because they'd get half your assets plus lifetime aliments.
The wives must have been terrible such that the husbands would rather be with a 2d fictional girl. The quality of women in real life sink day by day.
They need to take all the wealth they can grab, hop on a plane with their DSs and live in peace on a foreign beach.
If only the wives made better sandwiches...
Yeah...It's hard finding a good sandwich these days..
SANDVICH VERY GOOD ~ WHO TOUCH SASHSA.
The quality of women sinks daily, thanks to the women, who also wished for their quality to rise. Ironic? I mean, I get the impression that 70% of women is after the money.
let this be a lesson that you should get a prenup
There is also a reason married men in Japan do not want to divorce:
The Wife would get 50% of the ex-husband's income without contest.
This got passed in Japan a few years ago if memory serves. This could be a reason men don't want to marry women, on top of being undesired by women. Prior to this, the women didn't get anything if the husband divorced them. Now they get 50% of everything even if they divorce the husband.
New rule: Men must learn how to use microwaves and washer machines. Oh I forgot one, DS
But there is no legal enforcement of that sort of thing. The police have no jurisdiction in civil matters, it's why 2ch still exists. The guy who ran it has been sued to the moon and back but nobody can forcefully take the money the courts have said he has to pay.
Plus, in Japan the husband will probably NEVER see any of their children from the marriage, so as if you'd fucking bother anything. Stupid bitch can pay for the kids if she's not going to share.
Those greedy bitches need to be spanked regularly. This will keep them away from their mans stuff.
Okay but I don't believe in this article (especially because of Artefact half admitting it the last line.)
Like do all the married men in Japan carry around Nintendo DSes, and with Love Plus installed on them? This story sounds like a tricky viral marketing, targeting otaku's feelings. ^^
Yeah, also it would be in some newspaper...
I think they should charge that one woman for murder, by destroying a ROM she ended a 2D character's life... wtf!? Justice!!!!!
Where's Equality Now when they are needed? Not only rape but murder of an imaginary character! The outrage! ^_^
That guy is an idiot, he should just dumped the bitch for good!
lol 3D girlie is jealous of some beautiful 2D girls :p
3D pigs pathetic...
so true...
It's disgusting. And they then went on to sell or destroy the DSes and games? That's awful. I can't believe how vile a species women are sometimes.
Don't forget the judge who is male like almost all judges in japan. Its a men who made the decision, not a woman.
the judges decision to do what again?
Screw over the man in any He said, She said argument.
The judge probably has a wife waiting at home for him too. If I were that judge and had a
harpywife like the defendant's, I'd find in favor of thegreedy trollplaintiff too!Japan is well and truly fucked. Up the ass. With a splintered canoe paddle. :|