112-Year-Old Man Weds 17-Year-Old Girl

if you look at his hand it means ur gay right? or he gets to punch u or something.

That's really gross!
But I can see where he's coming from. If I were an elderly guy, I wouldn't want a nasty ol' nurse taking care of me, I'd want a young, good-looking girl. xD

I find it funny that you call it "female genital mutilation". No one in the great US of A seems to have a problem with make genital mutilation, hypocrisy.

Too old, he should have looked for younger girls.

Well, he's certainly fulfilled the mission of reproducing for survivability of the race.

what i want to know is how a somalian lives to 112 years of age. now thats a fucking miracle.

I salute this man!!!
He's gotta be the tribal chief or something!

This is where men have it good, because you can die in bed at a ripe old age of 99+ humping twin virgin girls just into puberty and give both of them strong sons or daughters! On the other hand, if a woman lets herself get pregnant past 40, she risks giving birth to a... "Exceptional"... "Person"...

And, there's an old phrase from before the "Modern women who seek to destroy men" got social influence: "Better to be an old man's Dandy than a young man's slave..."

the age difference is mindblowing...nearly a fucking century apart

this is madness

maybe the old guy was a Pirate..

Somolia Pirates! X3

wow i didn't know people with aids could live that long.

Maybe the girls marrying for money. He probably doesn't have that long to live anyway. Though with that many descendants, she'd have to work her way up.

Lol, Kanako Ohno saw the OP and just came on herself. Are there any Oyajicons on Sankaku Complex?

OMG ITS THE COCKMONGLER!!!!

Century Old man gets a Caek... Although whether it is delicious is left unknown. :)

Picture looks like an older Shusaku without the towel on his shoulder...lol

I get the feeling she won't have to worry about getting raped, since I doubt he has the stamina to get it up at that age.

hahaha sick porn

The only think I can think is "Viagra"

Sick but if the both sides is fine with it then I guess it's ok......

this is one of those january/march of the following year romances

十八新娘八十郎，苍苍白发对红妆。鸳鸯被里成双夜，一树梨花压海棠。

Actually, the girl has said she is looking forward to it because them an is a very respected person, as he has survived through several occupations and fought for the freedom of his country."

It's first time I find something inaccurate on Sankaku.

There are plenty of stories regarding Islam recently, Is this a very Islamophobic website?

Now who wouldn't want to take that old man's place. I once thought that Somalia is a terrible place, guess I was wrong.

I believe the correct term for that 17 year old is "gold digger"

Lucky fucking bastard...

its in islamic costume ,,, i think the old dude's freaking rich ,,, has already 5 wives hahaha

This is.. WRONG.

.-. does his thing even still WORK?!

Dude who makes the artwork for that old dude. All his pics are so damn pimp. XD

smorki said:
I'd really like to know the girl's opinion on this.

Sure, forceful tradition and rigid family values might have played their part... but I'm half Lebanese, and grew up hearing stories from my great-grandmothers who were proud to be married to (much) older men at a young age. They felt like their husbands were well-respected patrons of their community, and fathering a large family also meant that they had significant power. So I don't think I can form an opinion just yet.

It's nice to see such intelligent thought in the midst of moral-panic idiocy. People seem to forget that they live in and see things through their culture (Western). Instead, they want every other culture to conform to their opinions about what is right or wrong. Everything is moralized and generally they can't see the faults and limitations of their own culture.

Slavery and genocide are things to fight against. Marriage practices do
not fall under crimes against humanity.

Well, hope he can at ;east get it up one last time before he croaks. XD

Islam = lol

This man is a clearly a god.

I find the picture more interesting than the story. Takakazu Abe, is that you? ウホッ! いい男･･･

I want to be like that.

Maybe he wish to die while in bed with his new wife LOL

how did he live this long without superpowers?
isn't the life expectancy like 28 there?

The guy's got 3 more years to break a world record (if that Gertrude Barnes person dies this year)and he's concerned about getting married?

What can I say? The man wins at life. While the rest of us can only tearfully jerk off at 17 year-olds, he's BANGING one.

It's not like it's going to bother the girl for very much of her life, though if he's already 112, then I guess that's a sign that he's doing things right.

That's why they call love is blind. You never knew who would you marry. I guess there's nothing wrong if the girl agreed to marry this man. He's a 112 year old man! Just think about how good his technique is!!!!

This man... is one of life's winners.

Right?