Top 10 Traits of a “Herbivorous” Man
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Oct 25, 2009 20:26 JST
- Tags: Dating, Mass Media, Misandry, Otaku, Rankings, Relationships, Statistics
What makes a “herbivorous” man? A survey reveals just what it is Japanese people think is meant when the media complains of the effeteness of the modern Japanese male…
The ranking, based on a sample of over 1,000 men and women, evenly split:
1. He’s an indoor type.
2. He likes spending time in his room.
3. His voice is quiet.
4. He arranges himself around his girlfriend.
5. He is weak to alcohol.
6. He doesn’t play rough sports.
7. He likes flimsy pantsu.
8. He’s a good listener.
9. He likes games.
10. He can’t decide what to eat at restaurants.
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i cant believe "he's slightly gay" wasn't in there
+1, Sounds like describing queers or Hikikomori moreso than anything
Wait, was "good listener" SERIOUSLY listed a negative quality???
Those are Otaku descriptions, home lovers...
Some of those match me as well :p
The meaning behind the whining:
Bitches want to meet you so go outside
See 1.
Bitches want to be screamed at
Bitches want to be ignored
Bitches want alcoholic boyfriends
Bitches want to be beaten
Who doesn't? Now diet, bitch!
See 4.
Bitches want to be fucked
Bitches want to be dominated
So - now you know what to do... ^_^
Are you inept or something? They just described traits of a herbivorous man, not necessarily negative, just traits that they might display. Unless you, yourself, equate being herbivorous as being negative immediately. Don't bring your stupid machismo while reading statistics, ass.
You don't understand that some Japanese women find herbivorous man attractive.
oh as for the #10 (this is 9:07 anon) don't forget to "eat out often", women like that...
lol somehow it all makes sense...
these are more like c-c-c-c-combo breaker
...unless you drug her...
You may be on her "friend zone" buy she's on your "Rape zone" amirite?
Quite true. Seems they need to listen to this song:
"You have a pussy!
I have a dicka!
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!!!"
Schrobby is a genius.
Ahh! Rammstein quote anon, well played, Maybe Ich Tu Dir Weh would be more appropriate though...
Schrobby you have opened my eyes..
so... japanese menwant to rape pure women and japanese women want to be raped and dominated
so why are there any problems? this should be like a 2 piece puzzle.
*Correction*
Japanese Bitches want to be dominated... Maybe we should get a survey of this for Americans and see how much different it can be.
Whaddaya know, women asks me to listen to their talk all the time but when you finally do, it turns out they never expected you to.
Yes, women hate being friend-zoned even more than men do because it happens so rarely to them, so any good listener probably does that to at least half the women he meets, and women don't realise it, end up becoming depressed, and often become bulimic... Well, that's my experience at least.
You are clearly not a man.
for a sec I thought it meant pickin pubes out of ones teeth...
+1, Herbivorous defines as Vegetarian on a wikipedia... not gay nor bad... more like Anime fans, Otaku, who love to stay at home and live in PEACE...
-And you won't get anything that night...
next time a bitch tells me to listen I'll tell her to fuck off
No? It's just "traits of an herbivorous man," not necessarily something good or bad.
Haha, yeah.Good thing I'm nothing like those losers.
*Looks closely at list, and realizes he matches EVERY single trait, cept 3 & 4*
OH SHI-
Isn't that hand in hand with not pursuing women? If you don't move your lazy ass from in front of your computer, nothing will change about your status either.
Most guys chase all the wrong kinds of women.
Isn't that hand in hand with not pursuing women?
I hope you're not making the assumption that they're worth pursuing.
their really not worth pursuing >_>
oh, 3d women... it makes sense, you don't really have to chase 2d
Remember kids! Don't Pursue Lu B- I mean women.
Except for 4 6 and 7, I race karts and touring cars and i know what to eat before getting into a restaurant
All true, but 10. Fuck that shit.
Is archery a rough sport?
Depends, are you shooting another archer or just a target?
Define target.
Something that isn't trying to kill you with a weapon more potent than your own, be it it's own body, or be it a tool; so long as they can use it of course, a pigeon with an Uzi is still a target, but a monkey with an Uzi is a different matter if it knows which way to point it.
I game all the time and I am a carnivore. shut the fuck up Japan.
Are you a successful carnivore though? This is the question!
A majority of this describes me, but I'm not a good listener and I like beating up morons (dudes harassing people) I come across often. What does that make me? Also living in Japan now.
All except #10 and #5 (never drank enough alcohol to find out, and I don't plan to).
1. He’s an indoor type.
34 degree centigrade in Singapore, I'm not interested in dehydrating.
2. He likes spending time in his room.
Air-con
3. His voice is quiet.
Because the people I talk to are right in front of me
4. He arranges himself around his girlfriend.
We both do that.
5. He is weak to alcohol.
Who the fuck drinks that shit?
6. He doesn’t play rough sports.
Heart problem
7. He likes flimsy pantsu.
I prefer my girl wearing girly ones
8. He’s a good listener.
As long as you're not talking about yaoi...
9. He likes games.
Who doesn't?
10. He can’t decide what to eat at restaurants.
Yeah, I decide by ordering everything.
win comment is win.
and here I thought being bisexual meant i was herbivorous.
As far as i can tell this list kind of misses the point. >_>
5 0ut of ten for me i do like number 2 the best
This listed like, half of my boyfriend's personality. xD
I hope these aren't supposed to be bad traits.
If you mean half of your boyfriends then yes it's a pretty bad trait as most guys wouldn't go for that, if you mean half of your ex's then yes it's a bad trait since you didn't stay with them, if by boyfriend you mean friends who are boys then yes it's a bad trait since they're not getting any with you.
The future of Japan (Or any country for that matter) looks grim....
good god! its like they studied me my whole life!
While I enjoy the sight of many s flimsy pantsu, I prefer to wear a nice strong satin, either hot pink or magenta. I love the feel when you wear one pair inside out and another over it, normally. That way, the smooth satin is exposures on both side and they rub nice and electrically.
Puts me in the mood to pork a lady nice and hard and long.
And we are fabulous, get used to it.