Top 10 Traits of a “Herbivorous” Man
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Oct 25, 2009 20:26 JST
- Tags: Dating, Mass Media, Misandry, Otaku, Rankings, Relationships, Statistics
What makes a “herbivorous” man? A survey reveals just what it is Japanese people think is meant when the media complains of the effeteness of the modern Japanese male…
The ranking, based on a sample of over 1,000 men and women, evenly split:
1. He’s an indoor type.
2. He likes spending time in his room.
3. His voice is quiet.
4. He arranges himself around his girlfriend.
5. He is weak to alcohol.
6. He doesn’t play rough sports.
7. He likes flimsy pantsu.
8. He’s a good listener.
9. He likes games.
10. He can’t decide what to eat at restaurants.
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i cant believe "he's slightly gay" wasn't in there
+1, Sounds like describing queers or Hikikomori moreso than anything
Wait, was "good listener" SERIOUSLY listed a negative quality???
Whaddaya know, women asks me to listen to their talk all the time but when you finally do, it turns out they never expected you to.
Those are Otaku descriptions, home lovers...
Some of those match me as well :p
You are clearly not a man.
Yes, women hate being friend-zoned even more than men do because it happens so rarely to them, so any good listener probably does that to at least half the women he meets, and women don't realise it, end up becoming depressed, and often become bulimic... Well, that's my experience at least.
No? It's just "traits of an herbivorous man," not necessarily something good or bad.
+1, Herbivorous defines as Vegetarian on a wikipedia... not gay nor bad... more like Anime fans, Otaku, who love to stay at home and live in PEACE...
for a sec I thought it meant pickin pubes out of ones teeth...
next time a bitch tells me to listen I'll tell her to fuck off
-And you won't get anything that night...
...unless you drug her...
You may be on her "friend zone" buy she's on your "Rape zone" amirite?
Are you inept or something? They just described traits of a herbivorous man, not necessarily negative, just traits that they might display. Unless you, yourself, equate being herbivorous as being negative immediately. Don't bring your stupid machismo while reading statistics, ass.
You don't understand that some Japanese women find herbivorous man attractive.
these are more like c-c-c-c-combo breaker
The meaning behind the whining:
Bitches want to meet you so go outside
See 1.
Bitches want to be screamed at
Bitches want to be ignored
Bitches want alcoholic boyfriends
Bitches want to be beaten
Who doesn't? Now diet, bitch!
See 4.
Bitches want to be fucked
Bitches want to be dominated
So - now you know what to do... ^_^
lol somehow it all makes sense...
oh as for the #10 (this is 9:07 anon) don't forget to "eat out often", women like that...
*Correction*
Japanese Bitches want to be dominated... Maybe we should get a survey of this for Americans and see how much different it can be.
Schrobby you have opened my eyes..
so... japanese menwant to rape pure women and japanese women want to be raped and dominated
so why are there any problems? this should be like a 2 piece puzzle.
Quite true. Seems they need to listen to this song:
"You have a pussy!
I have a dicka!
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!!!"
Schrobby is a genius.
Ahh! Rammstein quote anon, well played, Maybe Ich Tu Dir Weh would be more appropriate though...
Isn't that hand in hand with not pursuing women? If you don't move your lazy ass from in front of your computer, nothing will change about your status either.
Isn't that hand in hand with not pursuing women?
I hope you're not making the assumption that they're worth pursuing.
their really not worth pursuing >_>
Most guys chase all the wrong kinds of women.
oh, 3d women... it makes sense, you don't really have to chase 2d
Remember kids! Don't Pursue Lu B- I mean women.
Haha, yeah.Good thing I'm nothing like those losers.
*Looks closely at list, and realizes he matches EVERY single trait, cept 3 & 4*
OH SHI-
Hello~ Is this mic on.. D:~
Why does it have to be a herbivorous?...
In this case, what exactly does it even mean in this context?
Not interested in sex, IIRC.
Then I have to wonder about #4. Girlfriend? Such kind of person and a girlfriend? Seems ridiculous, how did he meet her in the first place?
It means a man who doesn't actively "hunt" for women, like predator, but are docile and don't actively seek out companionship by flirting, etc.
OMG THEY READ My MIND
*likes flimsy pantsu*
I think the question referred to pantsu *HE* wears, not what his women wear.
I like games. Does that make me gay, mom?
yes dear
for some reason, i lol'd
Bedtime, dear ^^
I'm 5 8 and 9 myself...
yes dear, you are expected to be tall, physically strong but weak in the only muscle that matters. you have to play american football, high five all the time, have sex in high school, discriminate minorities and beat them up, reach your hands in fat and skinny kids' pants and pull out their whitey tighties, play with guns irl not in game, beat up your woman and cheat on her, drink like a fish, and....
... so a pansy? (no offence)
its not fear that causes this, its a lack of interest. some people are just not into dating.
fixed*
its not fear that causes this, its a lack of stupidity. some people just have better things to spend their money on.
+1000
*Gives medal*
this is what virgins actually believe