Top 10 Traits of a “Herbivorous” Man

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What makes a “herbivorous” man? A survey reveals just what it is Japanese people think is meant when the media complains of the effeteness of the modern Japanese male

The ranking, based on a sample of over 1,000 men and women, evenly split:

1. He’s an indoor type.

2. He likes spending time in his room.

3. His voice is quiet.

4. He arranges himself around his girlfriend.

5. He is weak to alcohol.

6. He doesn’t play rough sports.

7. He likes flimsy pantsu.

8. He’s a good listener.

9. He likes games.

10. He can’t decide what to eat at restaurants.


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    Comment by 10
    20:38 25/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    i cant believe "he's slightly gay" wasn't in there

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    Comment by Koroshiya
    20:45 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    +1, Sounds like describing queers or Hikikomori moreso than anything

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:27 25/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Wait, was "good listener" SERIOUSLY listed a negative quality???

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    Comment by Ken
    22:21 25/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Those are Otaku descriptions, home lovers...
    Some of those match me as well :p

    Comment by Schrobby
    08:31 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The meaning behind the whining:

    1. He’s an indoor type.

    Bitches want to meet you so go outside

    2. He likes spending time in his room.

    See 1.

    3. His voice is quiet.

    Bitches want to be screamed at

    4. He arranges himself around his girlfriend.

    Bitches want to be ignored

    5. He is weak to alcohol.

    Bitches want alcoholic boyfriends

    6. He doesn’t play rough sports.

    Bitches want to be beaten

    7. He likes flimsy pantsu.

    Who doesn't? Now diet, bitch!

    8. He’s a good listener.

    See 4.

    9. He likes games.

    Bitches want to be fucked

    10. He can’t decide what to eat at restaurants.

    Bitches want to be dominated
    So - now you know what to do... ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:50 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you inept or something? They just described traits of a herbivorous man, not necessarily negative, just traits that they might display. Unless you, yourself, equate being herbivorous as being negative immediately. Don't bring your stupid machismo while reading statistics, ass.

    You don't understand that some Japanese women find herbivorous man attractive.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:08 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh as for the #10 (this is 9:07 anon) don't forget to "eat out often", women like that...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:07 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol somehow it all makes sense...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:31 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    these are more like c-c-c-c-combo breaker

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    02:51 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...unless you drug her...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:25 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You may be on her "friend zone" buy she's on your "Rape zone" amirite?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:17 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Quite true. Seems they need to listen to this song:

    "You have a pussy!
    I have a dicka!
    So what's the problem?
    Let's do it quick!!!"

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    Comment by tyciol
    06:42 22/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Schrobby is a genius.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:09 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahh! Rammstein quote anon, well played, Maybe Ich Tu Dir Weh would be more appropriate though...

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    Comment by LUMINCE
    05:49 06/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Schrobby you have opened my eyes..

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:20 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    so... japanese menwant to rape pure women and japanese women want to be raped and dominated

    so why are there any problems? this should be like a 2 piece puzzle.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:34 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *Correction*
    Japanese Bitches want to be dominated... Maybe we should get a survey of this for Americans and see how much different it can be.

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    22:15 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whaddaya know, women asks me to listen to their talk all the time but when you finally do, it turns out they never expected you to.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:46 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, women hate being friend-zoned even more than men do because it happens so rarely to them, so any good listener probably does that to at least half the women he meets, and women don't realise it, end up becoming depressed, and often become bulimic... Well, that's my experience at least.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:31 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are clearly not a man.

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    Comment by Dreck
    00:48 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    for a sec I thought it meant pickin pubes out of ones teeth...

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    Comment by Ken
    00:41 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +1, Herbivorous defines as Vegetarian on a wikipedia... not gay nor bad... more like Anime fans, Otaku, who love to stay at home and live in PEACE...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:47 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    -And you won't get anything that night...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:32 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    next time a bitch tells me to listen I'll tell her to fuck off

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:38 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No? It's just "traits of an herbivorous man," not necessarily something good or bad.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:21 16/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha, yeah.Good thing I'm nothing like those losers.

    *Looks closely at list, and realizes he matches EVERY single trait, cept 3 & 4*

    OH SHI-

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    Comment by John Beak
    23:28 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Isn't that hand in hand with not pursuing women? If you don't move your lazy ass from in front of your computer, nothing will change about your status either.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:00 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most guys chase all the wrong kinds of women.

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    Comment by Chris
    04:28 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Isn't that hand in hand with not pursuing women?

    I hope you're not making the assumption that they're worth pursuing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:07 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    their really not worth pursuing >_>

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:10 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh, 3d women... it makes sense, you don't really have to chase 2d

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:57 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Remember kids! Don't Pursue Lu B- I mean women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:47 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Except for 4 6 and 7, I race karts and touring cars and i know what to eat before getting into a restaurant

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:52 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All true, but 10. Fuck that shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:25 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is archery a rough sport?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:28 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Depends, are you shooting another archer or just a target?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:01 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Define target.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:06 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Something that isn't trying to kill you with a weapon more potent than your own, be it it's own body, or be it a tool; so long as they can use it of course, a pigeon with an Uzi is still a target, but a monkey with an Uzi is a different matter if it knows which way to point it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:31 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I game all the time and I am a carnivore. shut the fuck up Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:10 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you a successful carnivore though? This is the question!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:40 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A majority of this describes me, but I'm not a good listener and I like beating up morons (dudes harassing people) I come across often. What does that make me? Also living in Japan now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:16 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All except #10 and #5 (never drank enough alcohol to find out, and I don't plan to).

    Comment by SnooSnoo
    09:53 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. He’s an indoor type.
    34 degree centigrade in Singapore, I'm not interested in dehydrating.
    2. He likes spending time in his room.
    Air-con
    3. His voice is quiet.
    Because the people I talk to are right in front of me
    4. He arranges himself around his girlfriend.
    We both do that.
    5. He is weak to alcohol.
    Who the fuck drinks that shit?
    6. He doesn’t play rough sports.
    Heart problem
    7. He likes flimsy pantsu.
    I prefer my girl wearing girly ones
    8. He’s a good listener.
    As long as you're not talking about yaoi...
    9. He likes games.
    Who doesn't?
    10. He can’t decide what to eat at restaurants.
    Yeah, I decide by ordering everything.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:23 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    win comment is win.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:35 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and here I thought being bisexual meant i was herbivorous.

    As far as i can tell this list kind of misses the point. >_>

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    Comment by exia
    10:20 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    5 0ut of ten for me i do like number 2 the best

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    Comment by Reichi
    11:03 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This listed like, half of my boyfriend's personality. xD
    I hope these aren't supposed to be bad traits.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:09 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you mean half of your boyfriends then yes it's a pretty bad trait as most guys wouldn't go for that, if you mean half of your ex's then yes it's a bad trait since you didn't stay with them, if by boyfriend you mean friends who are boys then yes it's a bad trait since they're not getting any with you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:46 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The future of Japan (Or any country for that matter) looks grim....

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:45 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    good god! its like they studied me my whole life!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:39 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    While I enjoy the sight of many s flimsy pantsu, I prefer to wear a nice strong satin, either hot pink or magenta. I love the feel when you wear one pair inside out and another over it, normally. That way, the smooth satin is exposures on both side and they rub nice and electrically.

    Puts me in the mood to pork a lady nice and hard and long.

    And we are fabulous, get used to it.









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