Man Arrested for Being Seen Naked at Home

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A man charged with indecent exposure for making a cup of coffee naked in his kitchen faces a possible prison sentence.

The 29-year-old Virginia man was standing naked in his kitchen making a cup of coffee one morning when a woman and her 7-year-old son passed by his window and saw him.

Apparently upset at the harm done to her child, she reported the incident to police, who came running to arrest the deviant.

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He admitted being naked in his own home:

“Yes I wasn’t wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me.”

However, the man, who himself has a young daughter, denies being a perverted fiend:

“I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid.

I never had a conversation with anyone, never saw anyone. Didn’t cross my mind, came and got coffee. I mean if I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen possibly it’s natural. It’s my kitchen.”

Police say he was arrested because they suspected him to be an exhibitionist.

If convicted he faces a fine and up to a year in prison; he denies the charges and is seeking redress from police.

Via the Telegraph.


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    Avatar of JoeLuvAnime
    Comment by JoeLuvAnime
    07:55 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what is the world coming to
    cant a man stand naked in his own home?

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    Comment by Mr.Turnabout
    08:25 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Somewhere between the end and the nothingness.
    This is the SADDEST thing I've ever heard.
    It's really going to come down to this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:34 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tha's why I'm paranoic and I alwas have my courtains closed.

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    Comment by Table-wanna-be
    09:35 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Puru~ Puru~ Pururin~

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:10 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pipiru piru piru pipiru PENIS!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:03 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good plan. Closed curtains thwart snipers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:08 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +1 Anon 10:10
    Awesome reference.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:42 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +666

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    Comment by Hellmen
    13:30 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is what happens when women controls the government. And what the fuck is the woman doing in the early AM with her son, staring at someone else's property with a night-vision goggle?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:05 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That woman should be arrested, for being a voyuer

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:07 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If he had the lights on inside, and it was dark outside, he would be clearly visible, but would not be able to see what was outside.

    If it was an innocent thing, then he probably will just be warned to be more careful in the future. However, if they decide he was intentionally flashing people through his window so he can claim "innocence", then they'll throw the book at him.

    Good luck to the guy.

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    Comment by mlhelix
    15:05 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This happened in MY state?!?!! F#$^@&%*#`%!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:07 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @13:30 - "This is what happens when women controls the government."

    No this is what happens when IDIOTS control the government. Even assuming that women by nature shoulden't enjoy positions of power at one point in time they didn't - only MEN did. Now at one point in time the men in power started giving women more rights and power until we arrive at the current point in time where women can assert a certain amount of control over the government thus the problem - or rather the root of the problem is in fact idiots of any gender both those who obtain power and those who LET them.

    Astaroth~

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:48 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "That woman should be arrested, for being a voyuer"

    This.

    Also, if a man is naked in his own home, and a woman sees it, the man is a pervert. But if a woman is naked in her own home, and a man sees it, the man is still a pervert. What the fuck.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:44 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's the fuck indeed!

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:57 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That woman should definitely be the one arrested. Why the fuck was she looking in other peoples homes. Even if she was just passing by with her son, she must have had to get a good long look into that man's kitchen to see that he was completely naked. Plus where does she get off thinking that she should have him arrested for being naked in his own home? God I wish people like this would stop thinking that everyone is trying to corrupt their children because in reality their children aren't worth corrupting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:51 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +1 for worthlessness

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:37 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you want to get technical, when you look at something, the light is coming to your eyes. Vision isn't something that you can project into someone else's home. But going by that pedantic explanation, there should be nothing wrong with peeping from your own or public property, because you're just viewing light waves that are right in front of your eyes, not invading anyone's privacy.

    Though that would make this guy at fault for projecting his lightwaves of nakedness to a public area.

    Seems like bullshit to me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:31 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if anything, the lady is the one need to be arrested for being a peeping tom

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    Comment by Rokudaime
    07:24 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You guys are all focusing your anger on the lady, which I can understand, she pisses me off to, but am I the only one who thinks it is alot worse, and alot weirder, and alot more provocative, that the guy can get a year in prison for this!? Once again, as always, I can only conclude that the US, and especially it's legal system, is fucked up beyond belief. Jesus Christ! Isn't there anything the people can do to stand up to this shit? How can you people let the Government do this kinda crap to your society? If I was born an American in the US, and I heard about alot of stuff like this, I would seriously have hijacked it out of there at the first opportunity if possible! I honestly wouldn't be able to live over there!

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    Comment by Tiedupinknots
    23:32 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Um, Hello....
    She was on about how this affected her 7year old son???? He's a boy for god's sake!!!!! I don't know how many times I saw my father naked or other men in the restroom or myself for that matter....

    Was she afraid he would turn gay???? Stupid Bitch...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:53 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Roku that is the max sentence for indecent exposure. He isn't going to get it. Hell he probably won't be brought to trial unless the DA knows something more than what is reported in this story. The cops were just doing their job too, following up on a report. I guarantee that if this is as innocent as it sounds, this will not make it to court. Also fuck you for bashing our legal system. At least we get trials, even for something as stupid as this. We could just go "oh you were seen naked by a child, OFF WITH HIS PENIS." but we don't. Everyone has a right to fair trial AND everyone has a right to have their complaint heard. So go fuck off in whatever the fuck shitty country you are in that probably doesn't protect your freedoms in any way.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:00 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Upon further reflection there is also something called criminal negligence, which brings to mind the old saying "Those that live in glass houses should not rock out with their cock out."

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    Comment by Rokudaime
    03:22 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Doesn't protect our freedom in any way? I'l have you know my country is both one of the safest, and best country's to live in in the entire world, and we have some of the best rights and freedom of expression and religion ever. Our legal system is a bit to lax, as people tend to get off maybe a bit TOO easy from time to time, but I still feel that's better than in your country, where people get 20 years in prison for fucking nothing, and then end up worse when they get out than when they entered, instead of being rehabilitated, due to how messed up prison is over there.

    And you can sue for any ridicilous thing in the US and win. If those retards who sued for burning themselves on a coffee mug, or killing their hamster in their microwave oven tried that shit over here, they would be laughed right out of court, and received a fine for wasting the court's time. And you have certain different laws in different states in your country, instead of having universal laws in the whole country, like everyone else. WTF is up with that!? That's retarded! People can get a Death Penalty (which is a fuckin' abomination) some places, and some places not! jeez!

    And finally, and most importantly, the laws about guns in your country are beyond stupid. Most western democratic country's are smart enough to limit weapons for the common man only to hunting gear, and pistols and other weapons only for police and people with special rights to have one. In your country, getting a gun is easy as heck, and it is your constitutional right to own one to defend yourself, as you say, and you can shoot anyone who trespass on your property, mostly without having to check if they are actually dangerous first. Seeing as how you've allowed your country to become as violent as it has, the need to protect yourself is understandable, but to prevent it from becoming like that, you shouldn't have had such easy access to guns in the first place, and it only creates an evil circle, not to mention the "shoot first, ask questions later" policy in your homes is fuckin' ridicilous! And police send a fucking SWAT team just to get some damn robber, and pull a gun just to pull over a speeder. Christ. Did you know that of all western democratic country's in the world, when they checked the ammount of yearly murders the last time I paid attention, 2nd place had something over 200, while the US, in first place, had over 9000? No? Your country's legal system isn't fucked up? Ye, right. I suggest you kindly go fuck yourself.

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    Comment by Rokudaime
    03:27 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Doesn't protect our freedom in any way? I'l have you know my country is both one of the safest, and best country's to live in in the entire world, and we have some of the best rights and freedom of expression and religion ever. Our legal system is a bit to lax, as people tend to get off maybe a bit TOO easy from time to time, but I still feel that's better than in your country, where people get 20 years in prison for fucking nothing, and then end up worse when they get out than when they entered, instead of being rehabilitated, due to how messed up prison is over there.

    Avatar of Rokudaime
    Comment by Rokudaime
    03:27 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And you can sue for any ridicilous thing in the US and win. If those retards who sued for burning themselves on a coffee mug, or killing their hamster in their microwave oven tried that shit over here, they would be laughed right out of court, and received a fine for wasting the court's time. And you have certain different laws in different states in your country, instead of having universal laws in the whole country, like everyone else. WTF is up with that!? That's retarded! People can get a Death Penalty (which is a fuckin' abomination) some places, and some places not! jeez!

    Avatar of Rokudaime
    Comment by Rokudaime
    03:29 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And finally, and most importantly, the laws about guns in your country are beyond stupid. Most western democratic country's are smart enough to limit weapons for the common man only to hunting gear, and pistols and other weapons only for police and people with special rights to have one. In your country, getting a gun is easy as heck, and it is your constitutional right to own one to defend yourself, as you say, and you can shoot anyone who trespass on your property, mostly without having to check if they are actually dangerous first.

    Avatar of Rokudaime
    Comment by Rokudaime
    03:30 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seeing as how you've allowed your country to become as violent as it has, the need to protect yourself is understandable, but to prevent it from becoming like that, you shouldn't have had such easy access to guns in the first place, and it only creates an evil circle, not to mention the "shoot first, ask questions later" policy in your homes is fuckin' ridicilous! And police send a fucking SWAT team just to get some damn robber, and pull a gun just to pull over a speeder. Christ.

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    Comment by Rokudaime
    03:36 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And the reason I'm multiposting like this is because Sankaku won't let me post it all in one post. Too long I guess.

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    Comment by Rokudaime
    03:47 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dammit! Sankaku won't let me say the last part of what I want to say!

    Avatar of Rokudaime
    Comment by Rokudaime
    03:48 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    To make my point, Anon 03:53, did you know that out of all the western democratic country's in the world, last time I paid attention to such statistics (a few years ago now), the US had over 9000 murders that year, while 2nd place had only a little above 200? No? The US's legal system isn't fucked up? Ye, right. I suggest you kindly go fuck yourself.

    Comment by Schrobby
    04:03 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The USA once again proved to be the most fucked up country in the world...

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    Comment by Rokudaime
    04:55 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Glad someone agrees with me. Did you guys know that out of all the western democratic country's in the world, last time I paid attention to such statistics (a few years ago now), the US had over 9000 murders that year, while 2nd place had only a little above 200?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:18 16/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    5AM: Woman looks in man's house while on HIS property; She and child see him naked... Calls police... Police arrest man/
    5AM: Man looks in woman's house while on her property; He and child see her naked... Calls police... Police calls him a fucktard and tells him to stop wasting their time... Police decide to show up anyways... Police arrest man for peeping and being a 'Perverted Fiend'
    Correct me if I'm wrong; but this is all just a load of bullshit, and it's just being fucking sexist and its not right
    Also, men run the law?? I've heard that a lot, it's not men that run the law because men get hired for the law but women seduce the men and therefore women run the law! THAT'S BULLSHIT :[

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    Comment by tyciol
    02:33 07/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck these sexist double standards.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    10:02 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's beyond sad it's sickeningly wrong sad would have been he had to pay a $500 fine.

    The moral right esp the Christian fundies who think being naked is a huge sin are the cancer that is killing America.
    Really why did the waste of carbon atoms have her kid out at 5am anyway WTF is up with that.
    There are no schools that start at 5am.

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    Comment by Hanverse
    13:27 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hah 5 am? lawl @ American police. yes totally agree with you

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:52 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol she should be going to jail for teaching her kid to spy on neighbors...

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    Comment by Shanyy
    20:07 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Braaain damaaage... I would sue the one who saw him, just for the fun.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:48 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why the hell would the kid be traumatised?? What the man has, the kid has!

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:52 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe he was Hung like a donkey

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:05 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You people are fucking idiots, she has every right to have her kid out at 5 in the morning. There is no law against it. The police were just doing their jobs as well. Maybe she is a single mother and had to be at work at 6 am and was walking her kid to a friend's house so they could watch him while she was at work. If you look at it that way she sounds pretty goddamn responsible. Was it stupid for her to complain? yes. Was it stupid that the dude was standing in his kitchen butt naked with his curtains open? yes it was.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:04 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anonymous 04:05:

    Are you normal? I am not from US so i cant say which laws are there... but he was be in his house! Now seriously - she have right to walk in such time on street, but he have same right in that time to move from "his own" bed and go to "his own" kitchen and make "his own" coffe (now i write like retarted, but i am sure now that all was saw follow words: "his own"). Beside she, was walk on "street" and she was look on "someone else" window! Frankly - that is his house and not her... if person living in US dont have right for intimity, then laws are just ... ... eh, i dont know how i can call such laws. Now, can i install camera to her bathroom and report her for "nudity" because i and my children was saw her naked on screen of my PC??

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:02 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that's just freaking preposterous, if a man can't stand in his own home schlong proud, then there is no freedom in the world, this is madness!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:40 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is blasphemy!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:03 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is SPARTAAA!

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:42 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *kick*

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:44 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the order is wrong.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:53 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    whoever thought there was freedom should roflcopter away to that neverland...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:08 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is not SPARTAAA, this is OVER !9000! of fools that believe in freedom and go with roflcopter to neverland.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:51 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's America for ya.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:32 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You worthless fuck. If this had happened in the middle east, the man probably would have been stoned by now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:12 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What? You dumb moron, the woman would've been stoned for voyorism ...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:22 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    agreed

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:48 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It wasn't mentioned in this particular article, but this took place at like 5am, it wasn't even broad daylight.

    Comment by Nin
    09:11 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The woman should be arrested for walking her child that early in the morning. It needs rest.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:39 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It? lmao

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:07 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, children are delicate items. Be sure to water them occasionally too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:02 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mmmmm children

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:43 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    delicious...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:47 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fap? OMG I didn't say it, it wasn't me it was the next Anon!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:04 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fap?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:18 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not to mention that the woman and her child were walking through his yard.

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    Comment by First Posting Idiot
    14:05 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Where the F*** was she taking her kid at that hour?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:07 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If a woman peeks through a man's window and sees him naked, the police arrest the man for being an exhibitionist. If a man peeks though a woman's window and sees her naked, the police arrest the man for being a voyeur. No hypocrisy here at all. You see, the man's crime wasn't being naked - it was being MALE.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:19 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @14:07 - I CONCUR!

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    Comment by starcompass
    15:37 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @14:07 - You know, that makes a lot of sense. =\

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    Comment by hALOTOO
    16:00 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe there was no child,she could have brought up the child to make her excuse, did anyone check

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:44 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fapfapfapfap aaaaah! oh god, yesyesyesyesyesyes! YESSSSSSSSSSS! CHILDREN! YES!!!!!!!!!!! *ends fapping*

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    Comment by TNinja
    09:35 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wa...? Then no one is wondering why she and her child were wandering this late then?

    Then, accuse her mother for having a lesbo affair with her child. :V

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:12 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They mentioned the child was a boy which makes this even more stupid. I guess her child is going to be damaged if he looks down while naked then. I guess he should never be naked and take baths in his clothes and shit and piss blind folded.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:44 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Touche. Careful, kid. This is what you're going to look like in 30 years.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:07 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How dares he! Pervert!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:11 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    AJAHAHAhA, U.S. trully is a fucked country!

    You americans all are FUCKED!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:23 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and in ur country they're all depressed emo fags

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:52 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fags who can be naked in their kitchens whenever the fuck they want, hell yeah

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:09 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck yeah!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:37 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:40 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck you america!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:20 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    2012 fuckers!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:26 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't fuck America! Seriously their STD rates are almost if not just as bad as some third world countries. In the end it'll be you who's "fucked"!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:03 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    calm down faggots
    how bout you stop fighting among yourselves.. we are men... so lets act like it

    we should be discussing the fact that the person was a woman

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:53 09/12/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I lol'ed

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:32 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah... we know...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:46 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    at least 09:11 and 09:23 are in agreement. . .

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    Comment by Csalbertcs
    10:03 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL! 9:11

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:41 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thank Gog I live in Texas and not the U.S.A.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:36 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't live in Texas, but I've always thought of it as being... not its own country, exactly, but, more of a "loosely affiliated territory" to the rest of the U.S.

    Like anywhere else, it has its fair share of nice people and assholes.

    I'd like to go there some day, and have some boots made for me (low-heel, round-toe).

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:01 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Believe me, there are plenty of stupid ways to get arrested in Texas.

    Of course, the home defense laws mean you'll have fewer people wandering through your yard at 5AM.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:39 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whoo! Go Northern Mexico!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:33 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck you, you worthless shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:11 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    AJAHAHAhA, U.S. trully is a fucked country!

    You americans are ALL FUCKED!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:48 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Double post asshole.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:14 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No double posting, every time you do a kitten dies...Think of the kittens.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:28 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes i totally agree with you i mean in his own wtf the police officers have got nothing better to do than ares-st people in there home while having a coffee if they are naked who cares its there home

    geeze...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:10 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You have no concept of what the police have as a job description. Get report of criminal activity, follow up on said report, determine if it was possible that the report of criminal activity occured in reality, if it did make an arrest. At that point the DA will determine if the case is worth bringing to court.

    TLDR- Cops just doing there job.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:48 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    True, its his own home after all, screw that nossy bitch ( no one ask her to look =.=|||)

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:31 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My dad used to walk around the house nude until me and my brother were tall enough to be at his penis height.

    A horrifying thought, from the child's perspective.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:41 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll be arrested for standing naked in my bathroom when someone "accidentally" peeks inside? Sigh

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:56 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You forgot one thing.

    I don't think many people know, but this was discussed over the radio. The man was seen naked from his house at 5:30 in the morning. Second, it was after an eventful night supposedly (with the wife *wink wink*)

    Tell me, who walks their kid at 5:30 AM? Next tell me what business does she have looking around and accusing people of being naked in their house?

    Here's food for thought. In San Diego, California, there is an apartment complex that is empty except for ONE resident. That resident walks around naked within that apartment. It is so well known that the apartment complex has been nicknamed the "Naked-man Apartment". I'd like to see what happens if a woman walks around that building at 5:30 AM and sues.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:24 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Moral of this story:

    Always have your 92-year-old, droopy-breasted grandmother make the coffee.

    If anyone looks in on her and calls the cops, she'll be found 'not guilty'.

    Defense attorney to witness: "You have stated that on the morning of the 3rd, you saw the defendant standing naked in her home - is that true?"

    Witness: "Yes, that's true."

    Attorney: "Did you have to look through a window to see this?"

    Witness: "Yes."

    Attorney: "And are you legally blind?"

    Witness: "Well, yeah.... I am now."

    Attorney: "Clearly, justice has been served. I rest my case!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:48 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    USA is not the world... only in the usa could that happen...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:15 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    he is an idiot, if i were him i'll tell the cop the lady should be arrested for tresspassing. ??? that lady must have a 20/20 to see him naked from that small window unless the window maker made a mistake on fixing it reverse.











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