Top 10 Mysteries of the Male Heart
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Oct 22, 2009 15:47 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Dating, Rankings, Relationships, Statistics
When Japanese women were asked what it is they found inexplicable about male romantic behaviour, the results deviated surprising little from what the female version of the survey found…
1. He asks you for advice but becomes angry when you give it
2. When you are alone together his attitude differs completely from when you are with other people
3. He never expresses things directly with words but instead makes you read between the lines
4. He uses “I’ll break up with you” as a bargaining chip
5. He immediately wants any new product
6. He relaxes after you’ve only just started dating
7. Your love for him is measured by the frequency of your calls and emails
8. He wants to make you say “I love you”
9. He’s angry with you if you actually go home after he asks you to
10. His feelings are hurt if you fail to notice a change in hairstyle
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damn what gender am i then o.O
doesnt matter list is the same.
agreed the only real mystery of the male heart is why oh why do men love moe and loli so much. and how come some men can fap at the speed of light while drinking beer.
so identical to females' list...
Yeah I don't buy this list Art3fact...
was the survey just this ten answers? O.o
bull
News flash: people of both genders are insecure. In other news, scientists have proven that shit is usually brown.
Not true shit comes in an assortment of colors.
1, 3, 7 is bull. 10 is just wtf worthy. You sure this is for men?
actually I considered them ALL bullshit if you ask me.
2. When you are alone together his attitude differs completely from when you are with other people
I mean really?
6. He relaxes after you’ve only just started dating
what man doesn't keep his cool through the whole deal, unless they're tripping on some mid-life crisis?
5. He immediately wants any new product
thats the only true statement I could find out of any of them... but the point is we may WANT - but thats it, we like to look. I mean have you ever taken a woman window shopping and NOT buy anything...?
I kid - but at least I enjoyed the sense of humor on this one - which I think was the point, I just wanted to join on the bandwagon here.
"...real mystery of the male heart is why oh why do men love moe and loli so much."
Real mystery is that there are retards who love loli. True male loves 16+ girls.
Do we really care "10. His feelings are hurt if you fail to notice a change in hairstyle" ? Will we really get mad? seriously...
10. His feelings are hurt if you fail to notice a change in hairstyle
What are these women dating, women?
moe is life. srsly
@nocturne:
I've spewed pure (PURE) green shit once a few years back and I was not even sick (nor did I see a doctor about it and I've remained fine since then). I gotta admit I was very surprised...
I've noticed that drinking grape soda can turn shit green, thus I limit my indulgence.
^Having a combination of drinking prune juice and coke along with constipation, you'll be able to shit easily, but unfortunately your asshole feels screwed, your shit melts inside your ass before coming out, and it's fucking BLACK
._." ....oi.
The list is just about identical to the female one. Since males and females come from different planets this is impossible.
It just means that in Japan, men are fags...
i guess in japan guys don't tell a girl he thinks of her as "just a friend" and then try to have sex with her anyway?
Actually the list is different only one item has changed if you see carefully:
on the female heart:
9. She wants you to express your love through deeds
on the male heart there is none like that one instead it has another different one:
6. He relaxes after you’ve only just started dating
That is all so the list is not the same only by 1 item
WOOT
i guess males and females want the same thing from relationships now. one major reason for this is the insecure feelings the males now recieves from their female partner when in a relationship.
i believe the status quo in a relationship had changed DRAMATICALLY in the last 10-15 yrs...
No, I think these surveys are just asking the wrong people, or the male heart one at least. If these factors define men, then where the fuck does everybody I know fit in?
Koroshiya... you're a guy,. right?
This is from the perspective of a woman, thus the chances are you fail to realise what the problems are.
Same as girls with the gyts ones.
Personally I find BOTH lists pretty accurate.
Even as a male I have seen other men's relationships and problems from watching them, speaking with them, and speaking with women. It isn't right to flat out call this bull but I have not experience that supports this. Even the women I know don't date men that are this insecure even though many of them are like this. I think this isn't relevant to most of us.
this list is bull, straight out. Only number 6 is true, the other are female traits only. I mean hairstyle??? really? ok, unless Japanese men are pansies... er that could be it then.
It could be that this is how Asian/Japanese men are. At least in America it's simply not true.
Pandemonia, surely enough I am male and thus looking from a male perspective, but (assuming you are female) do you beleive these to be even close to the perspectives of women, or yourself? Maybe just culture shift, given it's a Japanese survey...
yea it seems like it
indeed..
stupid survey.. how can you study any subject with preset answers?
"Who's your hero, and why it's J.Stalin?" type questions. ROTFL. And the answers seem to show how girlish and wimpy males are becoming duh...
If this was meant to be amusing it was a bad attempt.
I DONT DO ANY OF THIS I SIMPLY SAY FUCK OFF AND AM DONE
HELL YEAH, I SECOND YOU!
3rds
I don't get it
It's good you don't get it.. Only God understand it.. I guess..
It's a nice pic, but honestly this list is bull.
Japanese men are weird no wonder most of them are virgins.
Nah, they all just turn into traps...
who the hell wants a reverse trap?
you'll be pretty much the same, i can imagine
Come to my town in NC and you will see that they are the same way as this list.
I am inclined to believe this list because I see this on a daily basis every time I stretch my neck out of the window for some fresh air.
Ok, this is just a copy of the female list... I haven't seen one guy (who's straight) that gets mad when his girlfriend doesn't notice he cut his hair.
Nor have I seen anyone that is mad at their girlfriend for not persistently calling them or messaging them on the phone. If anything I'd say that we get pissed when you do it too much :|
Most guys dont even bother cutting their hair. Or their beard. And sometimes their toenails.
Really, why is this survey almost exactly the same as the one about women? We all joke that Japanese men are indistinguishable from Japanese women, but this is truly outrageous.
QFT
face it bitches, you've got nothing on us
lol bros b4 hoes? lol
put me on doubt to broda