Top 10 Mysteries of the Male Heart

ok.. here's a WAAAY more believable list..ahem

1. He asks me to be quiet while watching the game ((any game))and gets annoyed if i dont.

2. when we're alone he's ((sometimes)) more affectionate than when we're in front of people.

3. he's always very direct and states it clearly ((cause he's a guy))

4. he always hangs out with the fellas after work.

5. he immediately wants any new cool electronic/tech gadget/game. ((iphone/psp/xbox360 etc.))

6. he falls asleep after sex immediately after we start dating.

7. your love for him is measured by how much you FEED & FUCK him.

8. he doesnt say "i love you".

9. he's annoyed if you DON'T go home AFTER sex.

10. his feelings are hurt IF YOU FAIL TO GIVE HIM SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The f*ck, isn't it the same at the male survey, the only thing that changed is "he" instead of "she"???

They just copy-pasted ours so they could make us feel bad about being feminine.
Also, it's a good idea to relax during a date. Being tense does bad shit and makes you look like a nervous wreck.

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OH I GET IT!!!

They copypasta'd.

if this list is for men, that doesn't mean it isn't right. it just means most japanese men are pussies.

I've always thought that no.10 was the other way around.

pfft... I totally called it for the last post. Humans are the same annoying breed ultimately, regardless of gender. We will annoy each other, confuse each other and so on as individuals against the other humans who share your space.

Like I said, get a pet and have some time out.

lol it s all the same crap as the last one i know i m not like that

Obviously the women were projecting when they were voting on what the mysteries of the male heart were.

It was asked in Japan...There are alot of traps over there.

So, what I learned from that list is that japanese men are gay.

lol masculinity.

No wonder men and women don't understand each other!

this list is obviously a sick prank..unless they meant metrosexual men..then it all makes sense..

but this list does not apply to REAL men

List is obviously bullshit. When you ask women, they will just say what they think of themselves.

Does it mean we are futas?

hey this survey comes from a bunch of trap men right?

What the fuck!

Replace "she" with "He" and you get pretty much the same Fucking answers. Of which tells me that somebodies dicking around with the polls or even yet, just made up the whole goddamn shitty thing in the first place!

Bullshit. I bet 90% of asked folks were traps.

This is the 10 mysteries of the gay male's heart yes......right.......seriously it better be.

wtf half this shit is the same as female is this real or fake? honestly u cnt believe everything u read...

how about put number 1 to "He becomes angry when i ask him to cook some food".

OMG LOL

Japanese men are doomed.

This only applies to the femalish jap dudes ;) but not the rest of us

...did you just take the female heart mystery article and change she for he?

this is almost the same as the one for the ladies, which begs the question: what kind of men are in japan? I would say that 1 and 6 is true with me. Maybe 5 when vidyas are involved.

10. His feelings are hurt if you fail to notice a change in hairstyle

r u cereal?

The list seemed like just a copy and paste of the female version.

What the hell? Who came up with this lost? I don't know any guy worries about his hair that isn't gay. This list is really fucking stupid.

i can't believe it doesn't mention porn

2 is the only that is really real eveything else is all made up so that the females dont feel like idoits

Fail article is fail. The female one was believable, this one in the other hand...

I'm kind of guilty of #2 and #3.

I think the female participants of this survey have no real clue to the mysteries of the male heart (They don't care! They just care about what their girlfriends think it is!) and just leisurely picked the multiple choice answers. The problem with this survey is that it doesn't assess how confident the respondents are to their answers.

Ok I am no were neer macho. I'm kind of a pussy. Nut even I have to say if this list is accurate Japanese men are pussies.

Again I'm even on the sensitive side but any guy who shows even half of these traits has got to be in the closet or something.

Or are they all 14 YO emo boys?

thats a load of bull, women are exaclly the same?!? especially the new products thing

What the fuck happened to this world!?

Those are no men... those are homosexuals! O_o

Everyone has a different attitude...

1. He asks you for advice but becomes angry when you give it.

- Not really. Most guys would like clear answer for a change.

2. When you are alone together his attitude differs completely from when you are with other people

- Yes.. they call that "reading the atmosphere"

3. He never expresses things directly with words but instead makes you read between the lines

- Most guys (including myself) are direct (often too much).

4. He uses “I’ll break up with you” as a bargaining chip

- Don't know any self-respecting guy who would do that.

5. He immediately wants any new product

- Hardly. (Unless I know my girls wants it I'll buy it for her...)

6. He relaxes after you’ve only just started dating

- No point in being uptight on a date now is there?

7. Your love for him is measured by the frequency of your calls and emails

- I can't stand women that need to be called 20 times a day and sms'ed 50 times a day...

8. He wants to make you say “I love you”

- I prefer it when they say it out of themselves because the mean it.

9. He’s angry with you if you actually go home after he asks you to

- Guys generally don't ask to go home and if they do they usually have a good reason and really want to go.

10. His feelings are hurt if you fail to notice a change in hairstyle

- Doubt it, because 1) women do notice. 2) it was probably her idea.

I only agree with the #8