Top 10 Mysteries of the Male Heart

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When Japanese women were asked what it is they found inexplicable about male romantic behaviour, the results deviated surprising little from what the female version of the survey found…

The results:

1. He asks you for advice but becomes angry when you give it

2. When you are alone together his attitude differs completely from when you are with other people

3. He never expresses things directly with words but instead makes you read between the lines

4. He uses “I’ll break up with you” as a bargaining chip

5. He immediately wants any new product

6. He relaxes after you’ve only just started dating

7. Your love for him is measured by the frequency of your calls and emails

8. He wants to make you say “I love you”

9. He’s angry with you if you actually go home after he asks you to

10. His feelings are hurt if you fail to notice a change in hairstyle

The corresponding survey for the female heart.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    13:01 24/10/2009 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    3. He never expresses things directly with words but instead makes you read between the lines

    9. He’s angry with you if you actually go home after he asks you to

    10. His feelings are hurt if you fail to notice a change in hairstyle

    These are just complete bullshit, what kind of penis bearing buttmunchers do these women date. Or rather what´s wrong with these women to date them in the first place.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:48 07/02/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You'd be surprised. There are men out there who go crazy over girls and who will beg you not to ever break up etc, but then later on use breaking up as a bargaining chip. I hate how women are always seen as the manipulative ones. Men are just as manipulative, it just doesn't get bitched about on the internet as much. Men are so bitter.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:45 25/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Penis bearing buttmunchers? Now that's a little…

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:50 05/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'm sorry but i cant stop laughing at ur post LMFAOS JAKSJDKALSJD KLASJHAHAHHA *cry*

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:08 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    ok.. here's a WAAAY more believable list..ahem

    1. He asks me to be quiet while watching the game ((any game))and gets annoyed if i dont.

    2. when we're alone he's ((sometimes)) more affectionate than when we're in front of people.

    3. he's always very direct and states it clearly ((cause he's a guy))

    4. he always hangs out with the fellas after work.

    5. he immediately wants any new cool electronic/tech gadget/game. ((iphone/psp/xbox360 etc.))

    6. he falls asleep after sex immediately after we start dating.

    7. your love for him is measured by how much you FEED & FUCK him.

    8. he doesnt say "i love you".

    9. he's annoyed if you DON'T go home AFTER sex.

    10. his feelings are hurt IF YOU FAIL TO GIVE HIM SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Comment by innocuous
    14:44 23/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    sounds more accurate to me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:56 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Now THIS is manly! :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:15 11/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    VEry good!! now THOSE are expected results for true men gee. the original list is so bullshit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:43 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    The f*ck, isn't it the same at the male survey, the only thing that changed is "he" instead of "she"???

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:24 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They just copy-pasted ours so they could make us feel bad about being feminine.
    Also, it's a good idea to relax during a date. Being tense does bad shit and makes you look like a nervous wreck.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:45 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ....

    OH I GET IT!!!

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    Comment by motaku96
    08:44 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They copypasta'd.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:24 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if this list is for men, that doesn't mean it isn't right. it just means most japanese men are pussies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:24 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    THIS.
    THREAD OVER.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:19 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've always thought that no.10 was the other way around.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:11 25/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan is backwards as hell in some departments.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:47 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    pfft... I totally called it for the last post. Humans are the same annoying breed ultimately, regardless of gender. We will annoy each other, confuse each other and so on as individuals against the other humans who share your space.

    Like I said, get a pet and have some time out.

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    Comment by exia
    08:52 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol it s all the same crap as the last one i know i m not like that

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:07 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Obviously the women were projecting when they were voting on what the mysteries of the male heart were.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:01 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It was asked in Japan...There are alot of traps over there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:04 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So, what I learned from that list is that japanese men are gay.

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    Comment by Ukonkivi
    06:20 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol masculinity.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:39 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No wonder men and women don't understand each other!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:50 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this list is obviously a sick prank..unless they meant metrosexual men..then it all makes sense..

    but this list does not apply to REAL men

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:33 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    List is obviously bullshit. When you ask women, they will just say what they think of themselves.

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    Comment by Manjix
    00:57 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Does it mean we are futas?

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    Comment by Fonzer
    23:52 22/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hey this survey comes from a bunch of trap men right?

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    Comment by Dirty_Dingus008
    23:49 22/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the fuck!

    Replace "she" with "He" and you get pretty much the same Fucking answers. Of which tells me that somebodies dicking around with the polls or even yet, just made up the whole goddamn shitty thing in the first place!

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    Comment by Riiku
    00:09 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bullshit. I bet 90% of asked folks were traps.

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    Comment by jabman025
    00:14 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is the 10 mysteries of the gay male's heart yes......right.......seriously it better be.

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    Comment by ScarredBushido
    00:14 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wtf half this shit is the same as female is this real or fake? honestly u cnt believe everything u read...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:16 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    how about put number 1 to "He becomes angry when i ask him to cook some food".

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    Comment by Pyrolight
    02:06 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG LOL

    Japanese men are doomed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:00 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This only applies to the femalish jap dudes ;) but not the rest of us

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:30 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...did you just take the female heart mystery article and change she for he?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:35 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is almost the same as the one for the ladies, which begs the question: what kind of men are in japan? I would say that 1 and 6 is true with me. Maybe 5 when vidyas are involved.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:43 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    10. His feelings are hurt if you fail to notice a change in hairstyle

    r u cereal?

    Comment by HyperKnuckles99
    01:51 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The list seemed like just a copy and paste of the female version.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:13 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the hell? Who came up with this lost? I don't know any guy worries about his hair that isn't gay. This list is really fucking stupid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:33 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i can't believe it doesn't mention porn

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:36 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    2 is the only that is really real eveything else is all made up so that the females dont feel like idoits

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:55 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fail article is fail. The female one was believable, this one in the other hand...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:15 11/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are made from the same choices. So....erm. IQ-test failed?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:00 24/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm kind of guilty of #2 and #3.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:21 24/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think the female participants of this survey have no real clue to the mysteries of the male heart (They don't care! They just care about what their girlfriends think it is!) and just leisurely picked the multiple choice answers. The problem with this survey is that it doesn't assess how confident the respondents are to their answers.

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    Comment by Esplin227
    11:43 18/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ok I am no were neer macho. I'm kind of a pussy. Nut even I have to say if this list is accurate Japanese men are pussies.

    Again I'm even on the sensitive side but any guy who shows even half of these traits has got to be in the closet or something.

    Or are they all 14 YO emo boys?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:00 07/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    thats a load of bull, women are exaclly the same?!? especially the new products thing

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:56 24/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the fuck happened to this world!?

    Those are no men... those are homosexuals! O_o

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    Comment by Crystallice
    22:58 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Everyone has a different attitude...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:50 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. He asks you for advice but becomes angry when you give it.

    - Not really. Most guys would like clear answer for a change.

    2. When you are alone together his attitude differs completely from when you are with other people

    - Yes.. they call that "reading the atmosphere"

    3. He never expresses things directly with words but instead makes you read between the lines

    - Most guys (including myself) are direct (often too much).

    4. He uses “I’ll break up with you” as a bargaining chip

    - Don't know any self-respecting guy who would do that.

    5. He immediately wants any new product

    - Hardly. (Unless I know my girls wants it I'll buy it for her...)

    6. He relaxes after you’ve only just started dating

    - No point in being uptight on a date now is there?

    7. Your love for him is measured by the frequency of your calls and emails

    - I can't stand women that need to be called 20 times a day and sms'ed 50 times a day...

    8. He wants to make you say “I love you”

    - I prefer it when they say it out of themselves because the mean it.

    9. He’s angry with you if you actually go home after he asks you to

    - Guys generally don't ask to go home and if they do they usually have a good reason and really want to go.

    10. His feelings are hurt if you fail to notice a change in hairstyle

    - Doubt it, because 1) women do notice. 2) it was probably her idea.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:27 24/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I only agree with the #8









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