Top 10 Things Men Don’t Want to See at the Beach

1, 4(Too Small) and 10 are acceptable to me... I love hairy pussy, looks natural... Too Small Bikini show more breasts & nipples... Naked Beach would beat #10 out <3

1, 4 and 10 are acceptable to me.

4 --> Too Small Only! Too Big is not accepted...

Looks natural? Looks like shit.

Never reproduce.

one up for the funny tan lines

Can't see what people like about 4.... looks odd.

1 and 10 I cant understand, revealing swimsuits are what the beach is about, and unshaven fun zones are something i neither like nor dislike.

your girlfriend, fapped by other men.

Number 5 can't be helped. I wouldn't mind my girlfriend looking at other men as long as she doesn't flirt with them and I get to look at other women as well. I agree with number 10 though, I wouldn't want my girlfriend dressed in a skimpy swimsuit while around a bunch of other men, especially since a lot of guys will take pictures of any girl they see in a sexy swimsuit to put on the internet.

+5

Exactly.

nouu ! I dont want this or it'll go into an abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless eight. oh ffs, see what you made me do T~T

Haruhi
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this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
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what you saw in the 9th image

Powerthirst. Classic.

Not if it's your girlfriend, because then you have to start worrying about all the other guys at the beach.

Indeed. That one applies if it is your girlfriend. The same if she's looking at other guys.

But It'd be funny to se tan lines similar to the ones on display on the picture x3

At that point, might as well go to a private beach and just get nekkid. ;)

@13:59 Something like this?

http://www.bit-man.com/pictures/album/priceless/slides/beach.jpg

Not really...

I think I can't look at Haruhi normally again T_T

I WANT #5 as a wall scroll.

Doode. Shaved Pubes = Woohin.

sometimes less is more

No. They look like hairy apes. The end.

oi. ._."

is it just me or do japanese women seem to not know what shaving is?

I rather not date a fucking slob of an ape as a boyfriend, guys should trim and take care of their bodies just as women do; stop putting it as an excuse to make yourself feel less of a loser.

^ agree with above anon. I do it, it's called good hygiene.

take care of body? now now, that is WAY TOO MUCH GAY !

I fuck care that, so STFU and GTFO !

good hygiene? fuck NO, is called begin a MAN !

If we don't have hair, we get called fags.

If we do have hair, we get scolded for bad hygiene.

There is simply no way we can win in this world.

@Anon 13:47

Rejoice people, one less parasite after our money.

HYGIENE!!!???
WTFS THAT!!???

My legs are so hairy, I start a forest fire whenever I go hiking.

lol women are supposed to be hairy too otherwise they wouldn't grow hair in the first place XD

Fucking morons, who said you had to look like a bald baby? I said you just need to trim and don't look like a fucking slob; taking care of your body or good hygiene doesn't translate to shaving your whole body you retards, read before going literally ape-shit.

@Anon 13:38

Not that the women you seek attentions from would look at you for any other reason, naive anon.

@Anon 15:38

Not that the kind of women you seek attentions from would pay attetion to you for any other reason, silly anon.

16:31

Left over from when it was necessary for life. Same reason babies instinctively grab ahold of things put in their hands.

It just hasn't been evolved out yet.

Hairy people can be clean too.

I've never met a woman who preferred hairless guys. They want a masculine body.

I know someone who has shaved his pubic hair by a bit, now it has a "mohawk" kind of pubic-hairstyle. It's fucking disgusting, if you ask me. Dyeing your pubic hair, giving them styles meant for heads... the world is ending man

hairless and masculine is good...they don't have to be mutually exclusive.

a guy's pubic hair looks the same as a girl's. I don't see why one should shave that area and the other doesn't.

Women shave to look younger. Almost everything they do is to look younger. Young woman = sexxy.

Men want to look older and powerful. Being hairy = older. And it also makes you look bigger = powerful.

Thats just basic behavior copying what we find biologically interesting/sexxy.

Women shave their pubes cause: 1) = looks younger, 2) internet porn, and 3) other women are hyper-judgemental bitches.

Porn actresss shave so you can very clearly see her genatalia, and see it clearly being used. Because internet makes so much porn free to see, women are copying porn stars as that is the most common thing they see other women do with that.

And if other women see a girl hasn't shaved, they will think horrible things about her as well as thinking they are better than her, and women can't stand that.

You know, every fucking professional body builder shaves. Most other professional sports players at least shave their legs. And there is of course the fact that 1/3 of all men go bald as they age.

More than 1/3 of all men are gay I guess.

The hair gets in the way of the beautiful muscles.

Men are usually hairy because their testosterone level is much higher than women. Shaving isn't necessary hygienic. It will just make you look clean outside.

You'll only look clean but you'll not smell clean plus you have to shave a lot to maintain that supposedly clean look. Also, the longer you shave, the harder the hair you shave becomes.

It's better if we always take a bath instead of saying that we should shave to become clean. That will make us clean.

professional sports players shaving their legs don't do it for the sake of "maintaining their body's"
They do it so they can treat injuries better. That way, the hair on their legs wouldn't get in the way. (People like professional cyclists)

Actually, the whole "the longer you shave, the harder the hair you shave becomes" thing is a huge myth. The only reason it feels rougher and looks thicker is because of the way the razor slices the hair, making the hair blunt and creating a stubble.

That's why I wax, and I only have to do it about once a month. It tapers the hair, making it appear thinner. Also, if done often enough the hair tends to regrow softer and waxing can sometimes kill the hair follicle so that it doesn't grow back. Oh, and waxing hurts, but not that badly, so if someone tells you they don't wax because it hurts too much then they're a fucking pussy.

So guys, waxing is the way to go. I don't want to see your nasty hair.

^who cares about what you want, fatty.

Real mature. I actually have a really nice, slim body. You fucking wish you could get with someone like me.
Too bad I don't go for immature guys, let alone apes.

I waxed my leg once, just to see what it felt like. Didn't even flinch, it isn't that bad.

23:44

You know, your hair grows around injuries to protect the skin, not to harm it, if hair harms us in any way we'd all be fucking balled and women would be bitching for hairy men, cause thats what women are like they want what we dont have.

Let's create a shaved enclave in SanCon! Who shall be our ambassador to Manly Manland?

03:17

Why don't you say that to the doctors, let the hair stay to protect that wound stab needing 17 stitches. Dumbass. Hair can capture dirt and bacteria (and around the crotch, fluids); so it goes both ways. It might be easier to maintain your personal hygiene if it's waxed/shaved, but how clean your body is has more to do with how much of a slob or not you are.