Top 10 Things Men Don’t Want to See at the Beach

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When some 5,000 Japanese men were asked what it is they most dread seeing their girlfriends doing at the beach or pool, the answers seem to provide evidence of some painfully common fashion faux pas amongst Japanese women…

The results:

1. She’s forgotten to shave!

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2. There are rolls of fat overflowing her swimsuit

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3. Her pads have slipped

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4. Her swimsuit is too big or too small

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5. She’s eyeing other men in their swimwear

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6. Her makeup is running in the water

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7. She looks cold (blue lips/goosebumps)

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8. She has funny tan lines

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9. Her abs are more chiseled than yours

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10. Her swimsuit is too revealing

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