Top 10 Male Traits Which Make Women Say “Why?”

#8 & #10 and those are my MANLY traits, bitch!!

I second that.

LOL at anon 22:24

I will chime in with a third and fourth.

I lol'd

I empty my rubbish bin when it full.

SHUT UP WOMEN.

+5

MAKE MY MONEY, MALE.

Wanting money are my WOMANYLY traits, tiny dick.

The weird thing is, if a man spoke a lot I'd listen to him......I guess men are just too emotionally detached.
It can't be helped I guess. Guess I'll just start dating women.

I guess spelling is not your forte.

everything except 4 6 7 8 9 is true.

>7. They brag about health problems

what

I know this guy that brag about his healt problems... Even I find that to be stupid.

Tough he is a completely weirdo.

@02:13 Men are raised to be men, only women have the luxury of having feelings. In most male oriented jobs you are canned or demeaned for having any emotions. It's the same way the world over. It's the same reason why men are still the front line gender in wars. Women are seen to be emotional, so they are given leeway. Men are not. If a man uses a shrink, you can potentially lose your job. CIA, FBI, SWAT major jobs where mental attitude plays a role. Even your standard run of the mill jobs have a role in this. Insurance even can deny you because of this, you can even lose constitutional rights under some conditions (mental break down).

So men control their emotions or hide them. Not only that but in addition, men are often "checked" by other men. It's a male thing, often males have a rougher life than females something they will never understand.

a loli would accept me.. and like, wait. I'm nor guilty of too many of the above. the drinking from cans is very true though xD

''>7. They brag about health problems

what''

Exactly, what?

Wanting money and earning money are 2 different things, cottage cheese ass!

^little dick.

>7. They brag about health problems

>>what

>>>Exactly, what?

"I'm hurt here and here, and shot twice here but wasn't at the doctor yet, oh also I broke my foot last time playing football, still hurts like a bitch - BUT I'M STILL PLOWING THROUGH, MANLY AS I AM!!" *beatshischest*

I've met some of those RL-Tough guys.

to anon 05:20

for some reason i just thought of solid snake.

#5 is the best. Haven't women figured out that all men are lolicons?

1, 3, 4, 6 - Not for most of the people I know

2 - Everyone buys stupid things

5 - ... um, no comment?

8 - My girlfriend is just as bad as I am

9 - Only when were playing games or watching tv and we warn you about talking to us then

10 - I don't get it, whats wrong with caffeine

7 - Agreeable, I brag about the time I had a seizure while driving and hit a tree at 50 with no seatbelt and didn't even go to the hospital. But at least thats an interesting story. I have a pic on my camera of me hugging the tree later ^_^.

"^little dick."

A much larger percentage of guys care more about that than girls do, and most guys know that by now, so unless the guy is really insecure thats more laughable than anything.

1 - most dont
2 - everything someone doesnt like is stupid/for example men thing most of the things women buy are stupid
3 - its called sarcasm, smart girls
4 - because WE LOVE YOU!
5 - Theres a pedobear within us all
6 - because its not the wrong way stupid, just keep going forward we get there
7 - but you thought my scars were sexy
8 - throw out your garbage from the bathroom and ill throw mine out from the room
9 - wuh?
10 - because we need the sugar to stay awake during your boring ass nagging

You sir deserve an Epic Win poster.

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forth

fifth dam it

>9000!!!!th

Dick Slap :D

This dick of mine glows with an awesome power.

DICK PUNCH!!

Me llamo es senor minty pants y estoy hablando awww...EFF it! I will slap you with no hands

ah... the turkey slap... never was a finer thing invented other than perhaps the arabian goggles and the dirty sanchez...

1. False
2. We also provide a home, car, insurance, and everything else for your fat ass
3. We're not born liars like women, sorry.
4. Friendship between sexes does exist, you stupid sluts.
5. At least we know what we want from the opposite sex.
6. Okay, we're stubborn. Grats on one right thing.
7. Where the hell are you meeting these 'men' of yours??
8. That's YOUR job.
9. Unlike you, we don't like to complicate everything.
10. Should we pour it into a glass first?

^ lolz
You're a god.

I can't tell if that fabulously sexist comment was a joke or some fatass who can't get a girl safely venting as an anon

hella funny anon 13:22

No. Absentmindedness has no real relationship to purposely speaking in a roundabout way. If anything it's opposite. The link between dieting and bragging about health problems is a very weak too. Only the last one is any bit close.

^ woman

^agree