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    Avatar of Lafitte
    Comment by Lafitte
    02:18 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A novel idea,
    though I'm a bit worried about accidental damage to the screen. Somehow I don't feel the beanbag is enough of a cushion, perhaps a spring system could be set up?

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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:44 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree with you, these are very sensitive pieces of hardware. but its a nice thought though

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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:47 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    attachable artificial anyone?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:21 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is our future!! XD

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    Comment by Ken
    07:29 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    finally, they got bored of hand job...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:34 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Men are emotionally detached........

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    Comment by Enan
    11:22 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Relax, feminazis will find a way to ban this like: ''Its degrading for women to be replaced by lcd screens''.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:55 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ anon 17-10-2009 10:34

    Read "The Definite Book of Body Language" by Pease. You'll find your answer in there.

    seriously.

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    Comment by Van-d-all
    05:30 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Guess it goes along well with penis recognition huh?

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    Comment by usimyoc
    08:48 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    maybe they'll use the higher resilency monitors used by the military for field communications and unmanned vehicle control.

    although that would negatively affect the image quality...

    Durability or quality that is the question

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:55 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My this sound as awful as real women: choose between a pure woman who looks like ass. Or pick a beautiful girl who is a materialistic bitch.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:01 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    amen to that

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:40 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    My LCD screen has withstood light tools being thrown at it, punches, and loads of manjuice. This idea is totally realistic. BTW, it's an LG L1919S (loladvertising?)

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 12/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The answer is easy ! e-paper, just few more years and those things probably just as much as a LCD right now

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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:57 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck first, worry later

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    Comment by Anonymous
    03:39 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    agreed, besides there are ways to remove semen crusts.

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    Comment by Miroku74
    03:48 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The fact that you guys are even considering this seriously worries me, frankly.

    Boinking an LCD = Cybersexual indeed. o_0

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:35 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You know, is actually cheaper to date prostitutes several times than build such a device.

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    Comment by jaxom
    04:39 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    but can prostitues look like Jun Watarase from happiness?

    or Konata?
    or the girls from bekemonogatari??

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:40 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait until they figure out that this could be attached to webcam -chat. Now that's what I'd call "cybersex".

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:45 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    jaxom: you know shit about prostitutes. There are scorts and call girl who can actually be your college classmates... if you actually go to college, of course...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:59 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and they grow armpit hair and get fat. Wow, I am soooooo turned on.

    Whereas I can fuck an LCD screen until I grow old, and when I die, they'll bury me with dick still attached to the goddamn thing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:21 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah... just stick to jerking off to your naruto hentai.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:07 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The difference between an LCD screen and a prostitute is that any given prostitute only looks like one woman, ever. Sure, she can change her make-up and cosplay for you if you shell out enough for that sort of thing, but that is different from an LCD which can display any one of a nigh-infinite number of pixel cuties. For those among us who don't care about "pig disgusting 3D" anyway, it's almost an ideal solution. A customizable sex toy? Sign me up!

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    Comment by basilio
    03:40 29/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And you can't get STI's from LCD monitors. The worst you can do is electrocute your intimate areas or leave the built-in webcam on.

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    Comment by h8GWB
    07:56 07/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Comment by jaxom:
    "but can prostitues look like Jun Watarase from happiness?

    or Konata?"
    "...OR KONATA?..."
    "...OR KONATA?..."

    *loli-facepalm*

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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:46 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    will consider

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    Comment by Anonymous
    06:59 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Words to live by.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    08:02 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't help but imagine a sort of Dutch Wife, sans, head, lower arms, lower legs, etc. in sort of like a coffee table stance ("face" down) with the LCD screen embedded in the back side or front side (whichever you prefer)thus giving you something a little more anatomical to hold on to. i.e. hips, arm/shoulder, waist, etc.
    And there would have to be software that was "responsive" to your insertion and thrusts as well as the orientation of the "body" (sound creepy, I know..) But if you could have the anime charachter of your choice, in the orientation of your preference, responding to your "timing" so to speak, that would undoubtedly be a turn on.
    Think about it.

    -2DLoliCon

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    Comment by hALOTOO
    12:45 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That what I've been wanting all along

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    Comment by Chris
    13:02 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If it were made expressly for that purpose, they could also fortify the front with a hard clear plastic covering.

    Just in case of any back splash, right?

    hahaha

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    Comment by Anonymous
    12:03 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    make one for the ladies

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    Comment by Anonymous
    12:27 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No thanks, it isn't that hard to get laid really (if you want to). And it isn't that hard to find someone you like either.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:54 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh you don't know?
    It is hard to find someone and it's even harder to get laid, so sorry. . .

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:54 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Even if you really want to, so to speak ;)

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    Comment by Anonymous
    22:04 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol I just realised
    if someone were to use too much strength, he'll push the sreen forward and then he'll fall flat while his dick gets pushed upwards.
    oh the pain lol

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    Comment by Anonymous
    22:22 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL!!

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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:16 03/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do you see those two beams attached to the underside of the screens? As long as you don't make them of a material that's too weak it wont be a problem. I know my dad used aluminum profiles to attach two lcd to each other for my brother, if you used it for this there would be no way it would break except of course if you crushed the screens itself. So as long as you don't decide to fall asleep on top of a well-built lcd-hime, and abstain from hitting her, I don't think you stand any risk of breaking it.

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    Comment by ZetsubouNinja
    02:20 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    excellent

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    Comment by izu taisa
    07:55 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    but i think this is an old news

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    Comment by Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    02:23 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Huge risk that the fapper is going to break the screen(s). Creative idea btw.

    Also, inb4 "This is old" or "I already saw this from.. ages ago"

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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:28 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I already saw this... in my dreams

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    Comment by Busy
    03:09 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmn, if the screen would have a protection out of some cotton around it, it would be more save.

    Reply to Ayu Jochuu
    Comment by Anonymous
    04:35 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Better wait for the first gynoids.

    Rape or prostitutes are a better option for the time being.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:10 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, with rape you never know what sort of disease you'll get. Better go for the middle-class prostitute!

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    Comment by Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    12:44 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Still don't think it would be safe from the strong grip of the fapper, he might break it into half for going to rough...

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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:24 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You gotta be kidding...

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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:47 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    seriously people..i mean, SERIOUSLY...--a

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    Comment by Anonymous
    03:12 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Y so srs man

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    Comment by Panik
    07:17 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    New technology... fuck your tv instead of your couch

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    Comment by Anonymous
    10:43 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nope. This is how desperate they are to get fucking laid. How pathetic.

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    Comment by Chris
    13:05 17/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    More along the lines of "damn, regular fapping is getting boring..."

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:24 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yea,just take a banana peel,warm it up in a microwave and fuck it
    cant be worse than a fucked tv screen xD

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