Konkatsu: “We Can’t Find Men to Marry All These Women”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Oct 17, 2009 15:41 JST
- Tags: 2ch, Dating, Marriage, Mass Media, Misandry, Relationships
The recent boom in “konkatsu,” parties to help those seeking the ideal marriage partner meet, has run into trouble: reportedly, women always outnumber men by a large margin at these events.
Previously these events had been characterised by many men seeking desirable brides, but now they are said to consist chiefly of women hunting the ideal husband of their dreams, with a particular emphasis on his earning potential.
“When we organise these events, we have no trouble finding women, but can never find enough men.”
“Those using these services mostly never find a partner through them.”
The canny marriage brokers running the services, who naturally charge large fees and utilise complex contracts, are increasingly the subject of formal complaints by their customers, as they often fail to deliver any satisfactory marriage partners yet invariably expect to be paid.
2ch’s response is as interesting, and scathing, as ever:
“How the parasites weep because they can’t find a host!”
“Fools. What do they expect, running a ‘boy ranch‘ like that?”
“Why don’t they marry some of the other spare women?”
“Seems there are a few less idiot men about.”
“The only men who can take part are those with incomes over $60k. No wonder they are short.”
“Konkatsu: the new highway robbery.”
“More mass media trash. In reality, konkatsu are still not popular at all.”
“Gentlemen seeking wives, there is nothing so foolish as marriage.
Women in their twenties and thirties today are desperately trying to solve their ‘how can I find a man to leech off of?’ problem.
If you marry, in an instant you will be condemned to 30 years of forced labour. It doesn’t matter how much effort you put in or how much you make, you’ll end up with a few dollars a day for yourself.
If you ever want to buy anything, you’ll have to seek permission with bowed head from your wife.
And they’ll just reject your requests anyway.
What’s left will go on the woman and the kid without so much as a word of thanks.
That’s the reality of marriage.
Rice:
Then: Took 1 hour three times a day using a pot
Now: Press a switch on a rice cooker
Washing:
Then: It all had to be done by hand with a tub and a washboard
Now: Press a switch on a washing machine
Bathing:
Then: Had to start and tend a fire to heat the water
Now: Press a switch on a heater
Cooking:
Then: Everything had to be cooked by hand
Now: You can get as much as you want of anything at a supermarket
Household chores are very light work now. With convenience stores and the Internet you have even less need of a woman.
Marriage and a wife used to be ‘necessities’ to a man. Now they are nothing more than ‘life’s bad debt.’
Men! There’s no reason whatsoever left to put up with the selfish demands of these women and their insistence on marriage!”
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The poor can't find women because they want money
Women don't realize that men see women who want money as whores.
Lol they should make like a huge company and just start paring up anybody who's at the ages of 25+ and wants to get married. No not talking internet dating or speed dating, you go inside the building fill up some papers tell them the type your looking for and if they find it BINGO!!!! match em up it's a done deal
The whole problem is that they have extreme expectations in their type. The customers will be hearing a lot of "well fuck this was the best we could do..."
Meh, I can't stand sleeping alone...
Need a girl sleeping next to me for a good night sleep :)
btw, pussy feel much better than hand!
If I have to keep in shape and stay good looking then you better damn well GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND MAKE ME MY MONEY!!!!
You can't have it all either.
Women want money, men want eye candy and sex. You've got "whore" for women but no demening name for yourselves. It takes 2 too tango.
Hypocrites....who don't want to get off their ass....all of you.
make your money yourself <_<"
if we're working, we can just pay for our eyecandy and sex.
Well, I dont actually think as harshly as that, if I get with someone I'll just make sure that my money is in my control. So I wont be handing anything over xD
Anon @ 2:00 = EPIC FAIL
Looks someone needs to learn a lesson on not leaving the kitchen.
girl sleeping next to you doesn't necessarily translate to a good night's sleep... she could snore, grind her teeth, toss and turn, steal the covers...
or even fart at your face
how do you sleep that she can fart at your face?
fell asleep during 69?
so ITT we're assuming only men have jobs?
“How the parasites weep because they can’t find a host!”
This ^_^
Fatimmortal is a Dick Slap...
I second that motion!!!!!!!!!!!!
there has been a twilight zone about that Kir, this dude fills a form to change family and then regrets it.
Men think of them as whores because they are. That said I can't blame Japanese men Japanese women sound opressive. They should realy get a prenub and every time the wife is bitchy be like DIVORCE! Then it wouldn't be so bad and 2chan wouldn't have to be full of gay people.
suck it
fatimmortal is a Dick Slap
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Look like fatimmortal got himself a stalker
another valid point provided by that list for the article - gives them more time and energy to bitch and yammer
amen to that brother, men still want to have brides who aren't so darn materialistic and enjoys what simplicity has to offer. I do hope they realize this.
And with that said gents resume your fapping over mio and miku! ( >.<')
exactly, enjoy the little things in life. you don't know if or when you'll lose the chance to.
Women don't realize that men see women who want money as competition.
fixed.
Nice try, but no. It was already correct. Women who EARN money, could be considered WELCOME competition. Women who WANT money are lazy WHORES. Did I make this clear enough for you? Or should I write up a chart?
Go ahead, make my day.
Btw, lazy whore is still an occupation. How's the job market working out for you?
Butthurt much?
Women who work for their money is a-okay.
Women who leech money belong to the gutter!
What? How is just wanting money a form competition? Well maybe if they add some jobs to that ambition. But then they are still only competition if they work in the same field and for the same company.
I think you are just saying bullshit. Make your case straight.
Just think a moment about how much a home for two costs. If a men is poor you can't afford that besides that men don't want poor woman too.
Clearly only the very top earners in society can afford to live indoors and eat regular meals!
this is true. i have never heard of a "house for one" -.- how much space do 2 people need? stupid feminist pig
where do you live?
africa maybe?
Why the hell would *anyone* want a poor partner? Once trash, always trash. :/
The problem isn't about 'poor', it's the ridiculously high monetary wealth of men that the women are seeking. They are all seeking the high class men, not the middle class men. And just how many men earn that kind of money anyway?
Pretty much, good luck trying to marry millionaires! They are going to need it!
If you decide to get married, you're better off finding someone you can get along well with, and who makes close to the same amount of money.
Instead of earning $60K and getting a lazy partner, You can both work to Earn around $40K each. Less laziness and more money that way. Also, with 2 people working, if one gets laid off, the marriage has less chance of failing due to finances.
That....is a very good idea. Don't forget the 'take turns caring for the house' because the home still has to be kept clean and there are kids to raise (though nurseries are there to help take care of them until they reach elementary school).
Problem is, however, the women just want to be lazy. The men might also want to be lazy. Both are either trying to leech off each other, or avoid each other because of the (remarkably high) chances of landing a leech!
The slight issue of that is that women in Japan earn like 65% of one a man does for the equivalent job. Which means she's going to be working a whole lot damn harder for that $40K.
Not that I'm defending the gold-diggers hunting for millionaires. Both ought to work, but one has to realize that a middle-class man and a middle-class woman make rather different salaries.
Isn't that partially because women in general in Japan only work "until they get married" and don't plan on working their whole lives, and so pay little interest in their salaries?
Not that it's perfectly balanced in the rest of the world - women in general seem very bad at demanding higher salaries while men are more keen on it. But I'd wager a guess it's a bigger problem in Japan than, say, England.
thats why i have been going to Amsterdam every month getting laid. sure i have to pay for it but its up front. she's the prostitute i'm the horny client. simple i pay and get to fuck her brains out. non of that how are you today shit, or do you wanna go out for a romantic dinner? fuck that straight up 100 euros and i got my self a 18 year old thai bitch willing to do what EVER i want for a hour. and she actually LOOKS GOOD, compared to the horse faced gold digging bitches these days. PROSTITUTION IS THE KEY GENTLEMAN! sure it cost money but so does a wife that is 10x more in the end.
Amsterdam is the bomb! You can fuck your way around the world there as long as you got the cash.
“Why don’t they marry some of the other spare women?”
And then they can run a sexy website. It is the perfect plan. :3
Such depressing things they say about marriage... How much do you need to press men to make them such a weaklings...
Depressing? Wake up, it's reality.
weaklings? I call it strength to be able to stand against the societal norm of "Get married, have kids, slave away at job till retirement, die".
When you press men, it doesn't make them weaklings, it's the opposite really. And they say such depressing things because marriage is depressing.
Tell me I'm married. Perhaps I will have a secret vasectomy while my wife has her period. I HATE childs.
She'll be wondering why you can't do anything for a week and are hanging around the house with an ice pack on your balls. Best tell her you're visiting family for a week and have it done.
"Childs"? Why do you hate grammar? What has grammar ever done to you? :(
19:43 fails at joke...
Grammar is a bitch, especially when you aren't writing in your native language.
By the way I have a high resistance to pain, unless my balls are involved. It is as painful as people say? I heard there are different vasectomy techniques; perhaps some aren’t as painful as others?
how depressing :(
Your motto "Horney, I'm home"