Top 10 Ways to Spot an Otaku

How come they didn't mention body size? For some reason it tend to be rather... round.

I'm skinny.

And I heard fapping a lot will affect your calories. Which mean sex = best way of diet?

fapping = loss of protein

fags= protein vampires

fapping = the most efficient way to lose weight

Fapping = Becoming a man

guilty of 1,2 and 3

others not really, oh and yeah an hour of fapping burns you around 15,000 kcal so doing it for 4 hours a day would cover you for a weeks worth of excercise

guilty of 1,2 and 3

others not really, oh and yeah an hour of fapping burns you around 15,000 kcal so doing it for 4 hours a day would cover you for a weeks worth of exercise

There's actually very little proteinn on semen...

"others not really, oh and yeah an hour of fapping burns you around 15,000 kcal so doing it for 4 hours a day would cover you for a weeks worth of exercise"

[citation needed]

if that's indeed the case, I shall be revising my exercise schedule... =O

"6. His hair is excessively long

7. He wears his rucksack over both shoulders

9. He tucks his shirt/T-shirt into his trousers"

Guilty... but dunno why any of these would be a mark of an otaku...

only guilty of 7... but then again, so is almost everyone who wears one... ._."

I have long hair. This is an obvious indication I possess a strong attraction to various forms of Japanese media.

This list is pretty horrible.

Guilty for 1 and 6...

But not so much of 1, I only have one Gundam shirt bought from Uni Qlo.

Anon 00:51

Wouldn't that make your right arm muscular but leave your left skinny/normal? Uhhh....LOL I guess that's one way to tell if someone faps a lot.

None of the 10, so I'm some invisible otaku. ^_^

The long hair thing should be more precises.They mean long and unattended to hair.

Y0k41, that's why you alternate or use both arms. I'm not strong, but I can open any jar.

Also I only have 1 anime t-shirt and its Death Note, and people consider that cool here cos I got it oversease.

I have a multiple anime shirts. I have unkempt hair. I wear my green backpack properly. Im heavily anti-social. Im short and a little chubby.

I drive a new sportscar.

i found out one thing, im a normal fag...the closest anime shirt or something i got is that soul calibur 3 shirt that i wear every now and then...

I'm only with the bandana

I am with 10 and a bit of 6, so that means I am an invicible otaku right?

Guilty of the long hair and shoulder straps ones. The long hair I've had as long as I can remember because when I was little I wanted to be like Tommy from Power Rangers and after that I never wanted to go back to having short hair. I don't really understand the shoulder straps one though, why wouldn't someone where a backpack like that unless it was the type that only has one strap?

Ninja Otakus UNITE!!!!!!

^ Nooooo, because it is hard to stay ninja'd when we're a large united group.

6 and 7 apply to me.

I just stopped getting my hair cut about a year ago. But I've been into anime for years.

Also, if wearing the rugsack over both shoulders mean you're an otaku then everyone that happen to wear a rugsack in my class would be otakus. Which is a no...

I've got long hair, long beard as well, and rather normal sized glasses...

I have not got chemical washed jeans, but I do wear jeans.

I have no anime t-shirts, but I would like one, I don't carry anime bags, but sometimes can be seen with games from game selling shops...

if I go out, which I don't...

yet, I'm more a book reader than an otaku.

#1 applies to my only shirt: the Hen-Tie
#10 stonewashed (dark/light) and black

Long hair? I LOVE LONG HAIR.
Well, I got my reasons to let it grow long though. One of them is that it feels natural.