Top 10 Female Traits Which Make Men Say “Why?”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Oct 16, 2009 04:10 JST
- Tags: Dating, Fashion, Food, Makeup, Rankings, Relationships, Statistics
When 10,000 Japanese men were asked what it is they found inexplicable about female behaviour, they came up with a list which might well be universal…
1. They diet excessively
2. If one of them says “cute!”, the rest all start saying it too
3. They all go to the toilet together
4. They say “I’ll leave it to you,” but then moan about your choice
5. They take forever shopping
6. They shave their eyebrows to draw them on
7. They put on makeup every single day
8. They become obsessed with fortune telling
9. They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible
10. They have an infinite appetite for sweets
You can also read the corresponding survey for inexplicable male traits.
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yup... pretty much universal
Yes it is. ^_^
specially 1,3 and 5
7 would be for the guys, right?
I find 6 to be the weirdest.
+1, you nailed it!
All are very universal except 8.
nah not really
i know a bunch of girls obsessed with horoscopes and stuff
a la versh ... eso es muchas razones XDDD
Except 6 (nope, never encountered girls who likes to shave their eyebrows), everything else is spot on.
Actually, number 8 applies too. I know a ton of girls that obsess over horoscopes.
I want a woman who can eat as much as I do, and still be hot as hell.
Does not exist!
it does, youtube gal-sone
@ Fatimmortal
Better stick to 2-d, then. It would cost quite a bit of money to feed a woman who could eat as much as you (and still remain skinny). It would just be another reason to complain about how women drain your wallet.
@ Hellmen
Come to Southern California. Seems to be a Mexican thing.
I'm thinking if you searched long enough you could find an openly bulimic girl. Just don't expect her to stay healthy for too long. Then you just have to find another, I guess.
Women do not diet excessively, they diet STUPIDLY. You cannot diet to excess, because with a perfect diet, you would be beautiful and in ideal health.
Stupid dieting (which is actually a shortage of good dietary habits, not an excess) is usually excessive cutting overall rather than making healthy choices and adopting exercise. They become deprived of important nutrients which could be obtained from lower-calorie sources.
Yes we Can! o.O
hehe
i remembered the president
I remember a little show that had that line in it. Started with "Can we do it?" then "Yes, we can!"
that show is "bob the builder"...
XDD
yup gotta agree with that.
I disagree. I keep MY eyebrows!
phew xD theres still hope !
Actually there are not many people doing that, the most ones do that only if they colored their hair that way the brows don't fit.
Hihi, good one. Got to love women.
Maybe you're a weirdo? But seriously, keep on being one. Women messing with their eyebrows are too many...
Keep 'em!
Good, we need more Mugi-chans.
IRL bushy brows don't look that great...
yeah it's pretty imposing to be honest, and unibrows are even worse ....
Somehow Imite (Duplica) from Pokemon comes to mind.
I totally agree. It's hard waking up to Chewbacca every morning.
-_-
Hey hey.. my eyebrows are more like Otohime Mutsumi (Love Hina) and I'll agree and say Kotobuki Tsumugi (K-on!).. not Dr. Wily (RockMan/MegaMan) or Dorthy Catalonia (Gundam Wing).
And Chewbacca? That was pretty mean.
"Somehow Imite (Duplica) from Pokemon comes to mind."
I thought i was the only one who remembered that character when it comes to thick eyebrows..
I don't know why bushy eyebrows shouldbe a problem as a women,they don't have that much hair to begin with and as long as they don't connect in the middle I'd rather not complain about such minor details xD
Lol, nice to see all men around the world have the same problem. Especially #9! This makes me rage when girls do this, they're never direct. I'm so blunt and straight foward with people so I don't understand this...
Hahaha, for sure, i've lost count on how many times my head has exploded tryin to understund what they are trin to say XD i'd preffer they didn't say it some times >_>
I stopped trying. If you want to start, you need to spend a lifetime just to draft an experiment design. And then there's the problem with funding, as well as the repeatability issue.
And none of these females will sign the consent forms.
Its not that you stop trying, its just girls just don't talk to you
Don't bother talking to real girls, they're confusing and generally lead you to a bad time place.
I talked to real girls! It's terrible, I tell you! I could feel my sanity slipping the moment they utter the first statement!
Everything they say is so...eldritch! It's like they were reading phrases from Al'Azif or The King in Yellow or something!
Had a female boss once, she started nagging me about my hygiene. So i was already showering before my shift, so i started bringing in my uniform and changing at work (was summer, and my car didn't have air conditioning), used excessive deodorant and eventually broke down and started using aftershave like it was a frigging date! Still no good. Eventually i got a haircut cuz i was going over to my parents. The next time the boss saw me she said "glad you finally got that haircut". Why the fuck didn't she say Haircut! god damn it!
I feel for you man. Had the same thing happen to me. Except in my case, it was facial hair.
To make matters worse, other people I work with that have facial hair aren't required the same thing, and I'm the only one forced to wear a beard guard. And that's after shaving off a majority of it too.
There's an offshoot chance, however, my workplace just loves abusing me.
But still. I HAVE PRIDE DAMN IT!!!
And to add to it, I keep getting obscure, nearly trivial complaints from my (female) manager. I mean, really?!
When you do everything by the book, and am practically a welcome mat, bending over for just about everyone (practically lubed up and all; considering how ludicrous it gets), and you still get in trouble for it, you just gotta ask: "What in God's holy name, and Satan's fiery glory did I do THIS time?!?!?!"
You know, being blunt DOES work wonders from time to time.
Oh how i lol'd :')
"9. They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible" at work ^^
Hahaha 9 at work there I see.
lol, I don't complain, I think she didnt said it directly because it's a bit offensive...
"Hey, your hair is fugly!"
btw it's not men who "have" these problems
yep, I recognize a lot of these.
Not really. Might apply for Japanese female wholesale but only some might work for other countries.
I can't imagine 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 10 being universal. Only applies to some people I have met so far.
"They all go to the toilet together" applies to American women...
they do it in Germany,too xD
+ 100