Marge Simpson Naked on Playboy Cover

All you western-cartoon haters can go fap to your generic, one-dimensional hentai girls. "The Simpsons" is a landmark in the entertainment industry, and achieved something most animation hasn't even dreamed of: international fame.

DOH!

Kuroko is the only thing valuable on the front page right now ;_;

What is this I don't even...

WELL...speaking as the only person on ALL of Sancom who actually knows anything about Playboy (As I am to PB what Artefact is to Otaku culture)- I have a statement:

"It's horseshit! - Just end it all ready you goofy coot! The Mag is NO Longer relevant! Give it to your kid (Marston) - even he doesn't like your choices for most Playmates! (This is documented). Just stop already! Quit shoe-horning YOUR favs into fans faces!...put down the pipe and walk away- it's fuckin' Embarressing!!"

I've been following PB since 1991. I've spoken to, meet, chatted, exchanged gifts with, assisted, debated, and shared 'personal'- time with over 20 Playboy models since 2003...NONE of them understand Hef or his choices. The mans EGO clearly will always do it HIS way....regardless of how many people tell him better practical solutions. In fact, If you are 'Proven Correct' (thus proving him wrong)- he will totally ignore ignore you and dismiss you from his 'Good Graces' (and be all business!).

*in other words this "Simpsons" thing is like the 12th WTF? experiment since Holly Madison left as Photo editor (The women responsible for revitalizing the brand in 2004-2007). The 13th WTF choice is: Tara Reid!!!!
http://www.wwtdd.com/2008/07/tara-reid-is-all-tara-reidy/

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/afternoon-headlines-50/

Hopefully this will be the final nail in the coffin, a MORE Plastic version of "GND!" with a cast so Annoying even Playmates started avoiding Mansion partys so they wouldn't have to pretend to 'mingle' with Hef's new Ho's.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/girls-next-door-is-back/

I'd rather read a Pro-Obama article than see Artefact give Hef any 'Publicity'- It's not news. If there was ever a time for the "3-D Pig Disgusting" quote This would be it. Even edgy TV review sites are mocking Hefner for this choice.
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/10/whatever-marge-simpson-naked-in-playboy

1 word.
Yuck.

My eyes, fucking ugly.

SIMPSONS DID IT!

Oh I understand. Playboy needs young men to purchase that magazine. But, now, there is the 2D.

Putting this yellow thing on the cover is to humilliate those who like 2D and to try to switch them back into 3D and to buy the damn magazine.

Pure Chauvinist marketing strategies.

Playboys a joke.

It became famous when Hef realized american GI's were fucking horny. So they'd love to **** off to something oversees, when they got back playboy became a household name.

It stayed profitable before the internet because where else would sexually repressed people go to for "acceptable pornography" and horny middle/high schoolers who wanted to see a pair of breasts became subscribers because it was all that they had.

Now you can search sex in google and get a result of an infinity symbol.

His new marketing strategy is to market it as a "playboy lifestyle" thing where they don't do hardcore porn and put their crap on E channel.

Let the old man who thinks he can still be sexy in a bathrobe shoot his dust over greedy 20 year old whor...wives.

I heard that he only had ONE asian playmate.

Seriously wtf >_>

I think a certain you Hugh Hefner should have a talk with a scientific Tony Taka (or maybe some other awesome japanese artist).

BART GET OUT IM PISS

The Simpsons WERE great. Right now, it's just not the same as before.

I don't see what the big deal is. Bart already bared all, so why not Marge?

Of course, if Lisa bared all that would bring out the complaints. Because we all know a vertical line is worse that two U's inside each other. :P

That's it, I'm calling the time of death for print magazines.

Well, maybe the upcoming of Seth MacFarlane spread in Hustler will be the real end moment.

This is a surprise.

simpsons sucks since the season 5

I doubt they'll be a an anime character in playboy

Honestly... there wouldn't be a point, seeing as anime/manga is full with enough porn already

Anyways most ppl have been waiting to see a legit nude Marge for years.

The Simpsons created a generation of comedy in animation that cannot be matched by any other

So what! Its been lacking in comedy the past couple of years, you can't deny the impact its had on every one of us.

Most us who haven't been living under a rock for the past 20 years grew up the Simpsons so at least try to show it some form of respect

Family Guy was funny in all, but lately its taken The Simpsons approach with rather vulgar and unfunny jokes, I actually miss the old Family Guy episodes with their witty jokes when they actually had a maturity of over 13.

Now go on otaku fags, argue it up.

Well, I for one am excited to get my issue of playboy this month. As a Simpsons fan, I wouldn't mind seeing some tasteful art on Marge, and to see the comedy they tuck into each shot... And you know it'll be there.

Hi I am Toy MaCure you may remember me from such films as "Killing the president" and it's sequel "Beating up prostitute"

4 fingers? eeeek! scary! do not want!

Playboy's still around? I mean, there's the fucking internet, how in the hell could it ever sell...

If any, hustlers the only thing that shows anything also..

Lois Griffin better get hers too. seriously, Marge got nothing on that hot sexy Family Milf.

Marge is the MILF in the Simpsons. Wonder ho does Homer feel about this. I see a divorce episode coming on!!!!!!

Rule 34: B*tch please!!!

I see the majority of people have missed the point. This isn't about beating-off to Marge or porn but to commemorate its (the Simpsons) 20-year existence.

The cover is naked Marge is because...it's Playboy, what do you expect? The pin-up woman on cover is a continued feature of magazines of this type.

Comparing it to hentai and complaining is like aiming for the broad side of a barn.

And missing.

From 5-feet away.

With a shotgun.

The beginning of mass American hentai XDDDDDD

Playboy's really running out of material isn't it?

I honestly can't see nothing appealing about a Simpson character drawn nude.. or I should say, I can't see ANY American drawn cartoon appealing.. This is a joke if Playboy intends to reveal this cartoon "nude" for shit and giggles.. at least find a better suitable artist that can drawn better female characters.. the Simpsons?? I mean really Playboy..

*On another note.. will Playboy also airbrush Marge as well? LOL

Not like wwoec.com has made tons of simpsons porn already...

Anonymous said:
Playboys a joke.
Let the old man who thinks he can still be sexy in a bathrobe shoot his dust over greedy 20 year old whor...wives.

I heard that he only had ONE asian playmate.

Seriously wtf >_>

That's not true. There are quite a few note worthy and Still very Popular with Fans Asian Playmates! You can google:

Lisa Marie Scott, Morena Corwin, Christy Thom, Pia Reyes, Nicole Narain (half-asian), Grace Kim (most recent Asian PM), The first Japanese PM is 2005's Hiromi Oshima.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Asian_American_Playboy_Playmates

The Cyber-Club has seen a boom in Asian PB models: Nami Avano, Diem Nguyen, Maya Sakura, Yennie Hoang, Aiko Tanaka and the most recently Co-Ed of the month: Rochelle Minami is VERY popular with fans!!
http://www.playboyblog.com/2009/09/rochelle-minami-coed-of-the-month-september-2009/

Unlike other minorities (which are often hit or miss) & other ethnic groups - Asians generally Always do well with PB fans, I don't think there's a bad one in recent memory.

And that's when you understand if you hadn't already that The Simpsons is no more controversial than an advertisement for Mac Donald's. Or something.

This is not about the fact that they put a 2d character in playboy. . . its about celebrate the simpsons! its not about porn!