Imouto “Keys to Happiness”

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Researchers have declared imouto to be a key to happiness after finding that people who grew up with sisters were significantly more likely to be happy.

University of Ulster psychologists surveyed 571 people aged 17 to 25 in detail about their family life, and found a significant positive influence when a person had a sister, with such individuals tending to be happier.

The professor in charge of the study suggests sisters exert a cohesive effect on families, whilst brothers tend to be divisive:

“Sisters appear to encourage more open communication and cohesion in families.

However, brothers seemed to have the alternative effect.

Emotional expression is fundamental to good psychological health and having sisters promotes this in families.”

He suggests families full of unruly otouto may be in trouble:

“We may have to think carefully about the way we deal with families with lots of boys.”

Via the BBC.


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    Avatar of ZetsubouNinja
    Comment by ZetsubouNinja
    06:49 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i grew up with 3 sisters, and i'm in despair.

    Avatar of kajunbowser
    Comment by kajunbowser
    06:51 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can we switch places? I'm an only child and it can get ronrey at times.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:46 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    First of all, those researchers are stupid enough to declared that. Secondly, that 571 people is not enough to assume that everyone would be happy if they have sister. Finally, they are making a hasty generalization

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:56 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    u mad?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:10 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Did you ever pork your sisters?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:38 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    first of all, it is merely a correlation; no one here talked about causation here...

    second, 571 is more than fine for SRS - you don't even know what you're talking about.

    phail stats gtfo

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:44 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Got a lil' sister, 4 years younger than me, & she's a PAIN IN TEH @$$!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:05 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seems to me like you don't know what and how empirical researches are made and what they mean.

    This is most likely a valid statistic using a normal number as a population for the research.

    Of course it's a generalization, did you expect them to ask every freaking person on earth?!

    And of course it won't apply to everyone, it just means that a relative majority of people will feel the effect!

    I can't believe your stupidity!

    Your friend,
    ZakuDono

    (=^.^=)

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    Comment by Table-wanna-be
    09:46 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    T>12yr otouto for 12yr imouto

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:45 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    These reserearchers forgot one most important variable

    NON-BLOOD RELATED

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    Comment by Duo Maxwell
    21:12 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're right, the title should be:

    Non-blood related Imouto - “Keys to Happiness”

    Imouto has always been a pain to me (okay, not in the ass).

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:28 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +1

    I got a imouto but we live in different houses...and she grew twice my size >.>

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:58 09/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then what about the sister if she had a brother? She makes him happy but he makes her depressed?

    So the best situation is sisterXsister yuri wincest?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:00 09/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who's got a sister? I got fitty bucks

    Comment by Schrobby
    22:37 10/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Everyone is happy with one or more little sisters to molest... ^_^

    Comment by Schrobby
    23:12 10/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Got a lil' sister, 4 years younger than me, & she's a PAIN IN TEH @$$!!

    -------

    You're supposed to fuck her up the ass, not the other way round. ^_-

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:26 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you say that cause you never had little sisters. The ones who actually do have sisters know the truth behind having a little sisters. Around 80 percent of those who have little sisters are actually tormented by them, and the small 20 percent are blessed with the "nice cute" little sisters. For me, I don't know if I'm lucky or not cause I have one of both... The older one of the little sister is quite attacking in manner, while the latter younger one is a cute little walking gumball. I favor the latter little sis more lol.

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    Comment by kajunbowser
    13:47 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You never truly know until you've experienced it, amirite?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:34 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ITT Culture

    Seriously now. And yes, I believe that a corrlation is inconclusive with such a small sample size.

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    Comment by fatimmortal
    07:28 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have one sister and she's a pain in the ass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:47 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    she has a manly strap-on does she?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:53 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I lofl'd

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    Comment by KamiOkurimono
    07:56 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds good to me!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:21 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    isn't this a load of Horse $#!%!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:58 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if only it was like KissXsis

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    Comment by Maikeru
    12:03 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *fapfapfapfap* good call x3

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:10 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    mmmmm Kissxsiss....

    if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family!!

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    Comment by notanother4non
    12:31 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh man 3 sisters, cant imagine the horror u suffered. i grew up with 1 younger sister, god bless her she got parents' attention off me while she was aorund. years ago when she was 22 she married someone 10 years older than her, now shes free as a free bird of freedom in freedom land.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:26 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have 7 sisters...and I'm the eldest. They're cute a few years ago but now in their teens...just nasty man.

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    Comment by Miroku74
    05:34 09/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    PMS and teenage hormones make all the difference.

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    Comment by EyE
    13:24 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have one big sister who wishes to be the little sister. In effect she is a pain in the ass doesn't care about family like a little sister but goes out partying like a bitch. In essence, she is the alpha and omega of all things unholy that inhabit this planet we called earth.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:54 09/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, Aki & Sora... This is more hardcore

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:31 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Distance yourself from all your sisters and you shall no longer be in despair!

    Well, I'm an only child living abroad and there is little despair to be had. Though living expenses has left me in despair!

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    Comment by Chris
    07:45 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I also grew up with 3 sisters.

    It seems like a reach to say I'm happier for it
    (´_ゝ`)

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:10 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I totally understand your pain. I don't understand why people would want a sister....

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:24 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    only want "not blood related" sister

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    Comment by Maikeru
    12:05 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I only want non-blood related loli sister ^^

    That will do her best for her precious hard-working onii-chan and have baths together and...you get my point right ? let me dream a little longer please xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:11 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am a scholar and this survey is no way representative of a group of population and thus its results cannot be generalized. I am also very skeptical in the way they conducted their research.

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    Comment by Artefact

    They are presenting their results to their chums at a scholarly conference, so I doubt their methodology is quite so easy to brush aside.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:31 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am still very skeptical of this, until more researchers duplicates this with other various research methods and different protocols, then I would consider.
    This is only a correlation, it does not mean causation, there may be a number of countless variables not being considered.

    Also this does not change the fact that this is just a number they have discovered, it doesn't tell anything, really.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:57 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am a scientist myself and I am not sure if this study is really credulous. How do they obtain a baseline(the amount of happiness without a sister)? And depends on how they choose their participants there will be sampling bias. A sampling size of 571 out of 60 billion people is hardly significant.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:27 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shit...don't remind me of my shitty STAT1510 test just now...

    Avatar of Artefact
    Comment by Artefact

    Anonymous evidently has no idea what he is talking about.

    Avatar of ドラゴン
    Comment by ドラゴン
    06:27 09/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    60 billion peoples lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:22 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Any person with high school math should know that they need a very big sample of people from all walks of life to even form a basic theory.
    Anything else is pure speculation.
    When examining family relations this is especially important, since how families treat each other is very dependent on cultural influence which can be very different from region to region and from social class to social class.

    A sample of 600 people is way too small to make any assumptions.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:32 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you in general despair or in despair with your relationship with them?

    I don't think the research states that these people are happy with the relationship with their little sister but that at some point later life these people are happier than someone who didn't have a one.

    I have an imouto and didn't really get along with her too well or at least it wasn't no anime. lol

    However, I consider myself to be a happy person.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    incest ensues

    Comment by Y0k41
    09:53 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly the same for me. 3 Sisters, yet I'm not exactly happy. One of them pisses me off, the other is ok, but one cheers me up so I guess that evens out....

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:13 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you sound like the hero of an incest harem anime. Read Kissxsis much?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:42 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds more like 3Sisters ;)

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    Comment by mi
    11:28 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i have younger sister and older brother
    both my sister and brother are always fighting
    and i am friend of them both
    so i connect them
    soooo
    what im trying to say is
    middle FTW!!

    12:08 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're not the boss of me now,
    You're not the boss of me now,
    And you're not so big...,
    Life's so unfair..~♪

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    Comment by guss4avo
    18:50 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    o my gawd i still watch that show when I'm having dinner with my family :D .

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    Comment by Exitium
    12:45 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I grew up with two sisters myself, and I'm miserable most of the time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:14 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This obviously doesn't apply to older sisters, mine nearly choked me to death once, no joke. =/

    Open communication my ass...

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    Comment by No Comment
    23:22 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah same here and they're all older than me too

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:50 09/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I got 1 sister, and she driving me insane.









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