A group of Chinese dwarves who began living together in a village have turned it into the “Kingdom of the Dwarves,” a theme park.
The dwarven community is said to have been founded after socially ostracised midgets from throughout China became tired of bullying and opted to live together in a Kunming mountain commune, appropriately enough.
120 such individuals gathered, with membership barred to anyone over 1.3 metres in height. The village even assembled its own small fire department and police force.
Soon an entrepreneurial minded soul decided to make the village into a theme park (as an attraction in a larger “butterfly garden”) in order to attract paying customers, with the dwarves donning fairy tale inspired costumes and preparing themed “mushroom houses.”
Various performances, including singing and dancing, are undertaken for the benefit of visitors.
The dwarven themed attraction is called the “Kingdom of the Dwarves.” The wider park itself is said to be receiving 500 visitors daily, though how many are visiting for the dwarf village is not recorded.
Critics have decried the attraction as a Barnum-esque freak show, though some point out that it be one of the few avenues of employment open to the much put upon dwarves of China.
Since there is generally a genetic component to the growth disorders which collectively constitute “dwarfism,” creating a community in which intermarriage is between dwarves is encouraged may not be the best possible outcome for the community’s children, although at least it will secure their future revenues…
Via Heaven.
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Don't forget they need to import some Scottish language teachers.
By me gran'ma's hairy beard, ya' can't call ya' self dwarf if ya' don't speak like a' angry ol' Scott.
Live action Smurfs confirmed?
dwarven heaven....
Ahahahoho
That slaps me on the knee
is it just me who thinks that this is the most horrible story ive read here for quite some time, i feel quite sorry for these dwarves that have their homes turned into a freak show that they have to now live in 24 hours a day
Willy Wonka will be happy to see this !
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO!
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU !
2 cats
Could become a new race.
Least we know where Willy Wonka found his oopma loompas at.
oh god...
Midget porn........... Eeeeeew!
Imo 2 dwarfs 1 cup would generate more revenue
It's a win on their counter-part really. I'm glad for them that they found their place and can leave happily together, but for god's sake DONT make the childrens please!!
I hate dwarves
Anyone know how to say "We represent the lollipop guild" in Chinese?
Or a shitload of blue bodypaint and white clothes.
These people will end up surviving a global die-off that normnal people wont because shorter = less energy needed to survive
all ancient extinctions, the largest die first. the smallest usually survive.
I may be wrong in my assumption, but I've heard before that usually when both parents suffer from dwarfism, the child ends up being born "normal" (so to speak). If that's the case, then shouldn't they encourage cross breeding? Just a thought...
According to an episode of House MD I just watched (however reliable that is I don't know, lol), there are over 200 known variants of dwarfism. Some of which are transferred genetically, and some of which aren't.
Hope they don't get depressed and start the tantrum spiral.
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Hi ho?
if they have their own security...wuts that tall looking guy in the 2nd pic for?
this is the best new i've heard all week.
this is the best news i've heard all week.
I seriously hope this is a joke...
Seriously...
(=^.^=)
Oh, for the Love of....
All they need now is some elves, some rheingold, and an Orchestra playing Wagner.
over 1.3 meters....hmm...
so what happens if they have kids, and somehow the kid manages to not be a dwarf? is that kid then going to be ostracized? o_O.
Idiot, dwarves can't have sex.
I was thinking the same thing. I dont think
dwarf + darf= baby dwarf in all cases..
You've never seen the porn version of Snowwhite have you?
Kusakabe Sakura, were you behind this..?
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!
bucket of win tiny people use the force xxD
all those dwarves and no snow white :\
Because she doesn't want to be gangraped.
What will they do with children being born with natural heights ?
they will be the chosen ones destined to fight the dragons!
I lol'd a lot.
Not to mention, they're in China.
Dragons ARE in China.
Eat 'em
Do they have tossing contests?
they will have knee bashing contest!
oompa loompa doompadee doo . . .
lol dwarf fortress
Very nice, nothing like being stereotypical to yourself.
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