A group of Chinese dwarves who began living together in a village have turned it into the “Kingdom of the Dwarves,” a theme park.
The dwarven community is said to have been founded after socially ostracised midgets from throughout China became tired of bullying and opted to live together in a Kunming mountain commune, appropriately enough.
120 such individuals gathered, with membership barred to anyone over 1.3 metres in height. The village even assembled its own small fire department and police force.
Soon an entrepreneurial minded soul decided to make the village into a theme park (as an attraction in a larger “butterfly garden”) in order to attract paying customers, with the dwarves donning fairy tale inspired costumes and preparing themed “mushroom houses.”
Various performances, including singing and dancing, are undertaken for the benefit of visitors.
The dwarven themed attraction is called the “Kingdom of the Dwarves.” The wider park itself is said to be receiving 500 visitors daily, though how many are visiting for the dwarf village is not recorded.
Critics have decried the attraction as a Barnum-esque freak show, though some point out that it be one of the few avenues of employment open to the much put upon dwarves of China.
Since there is generally a genetic component to the growth disorders which collectively constitute “dwarfism,” creating a community in which intermarriage is between dwarves is encouraged may not be the best possible outcome for the community’s children, although at least it will secure their future revenues…
Via Heaven.
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Themed "Mushroom Houses" ?
All they need is a tall blond woman to rule them and a couple of Italian plumbers and they are all set.
Also lots of big green pipes that lead to a network of catacombs.
Don't forget the insane tight ones where you can only access it by eating that tiny blue mushroom
I'll bring the turtle suit
Sounds really fun actually
ill bring the tanuki suit
I'm going to ignore the rational part of my brain for a second to tell you that this is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I laughed so hard after reading this that I wanted to go to confession.... And I'm an Atheist.
(Back to Rationality) I can't believe conditions for little people in China are so bad that they have to dance and sing for money. Although America HAS had it's share of "small" underpaid entertainers.
This is the greatest idea ever.
Those arent dwarves, their obviously gnomes
You can tell because they dont have big beards but are really smart
Needs moar elves...
oh yea oppai elves
+9000
as if they need the treehuggers there, they are dwarves goddamn it.
give them a mine and a pickaxe as well as some orc skulls to bash in and they are happy!
You forgot the alchohol, it is a known fact that dwarves regularily commit suicide without a constant stream of alchohol.
Suicide is the 4th leading cause of Dwarven death in the past decade, with the first being elephants, second being boatmurdered, and the third being other suicidal, berserking dwarves.
Good sir, you win the Internet. This is what I came looking for.
Another traveller to the Toady One's realms.
And note that these guys are not REAL DORFS, because REAL DORFS build their fortresses underground next to a magma pipe. Not to mention slaughter all arriving treehugger trade caravans and loot the remains.
+ 100
"first being elephants, second being boatmurdered,"
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dwarf fortress is the bomb!
"The Fires of Morr~Dorr!"
What about orcs?
They have them...normally called Chinese women...
ahahahaha nice one, but isnt that the majority of women?
3D women, you mean.
LOL I wonder if there is a dragon living Nearby ;x
I see what you did there.
I didnt O o
The Hobbit, nuff said.
I see what you did there.
Hush, don't say the "D" word. You will attract the furies.
The last thing a bunch of angry little man would tolerate is a big fat white guy in a silly costume...
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*yells* HEY EVERYONE, THERE IS A DRAGON LIVING IN THE DWARVEN VILLAGE IN CHINA!
Very nice, nothing like being stereotypical to yourself.
For Khaz Modan!!!
For Khazad-dûm!!!
By Moradin's Hammer!
By the power of Grayskull!!!
By Grimrir's Axe!
By Crom's teeth!
By Central Casting!
By Disney Channel!
By 1 take 1
^ dickhead
By Durin's Beard!
Looks like world of warcraft
Next, with funds, they shall hollow out a mountain, build massive halls inside said mountain, put a beard on every one of themselves, pick up massive axes and hammers, stockpile casks after casks of ale and build lots of forges.
Then it becomes an authentic Dwarfen experience.
So someone else who actually reads norse legends eh. But yeah in the original tales dwarves were craftsman who lived under the earth they were in the same sect of creatures as elves in fact dark elves were considered to be one faction of dwarves. They crafted a fair number of mystical weapons and even did hair replacment for the gods.
If I am not wrong, in Norse Mythology, Dwarfs were a little like dark elves.
Oh, and don't forget to add Runes! Runes on every weapon and armor! And they need Book of Grudges for every Dwarf family! And a Slayer shrine!
They look more like hobbits.
Whoa.... little people!! how cool is that.
Sounds almost like the extinct species Homo floresiensis [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis], recent ancestral cousins of ours, may be making a comeback (explained below)...
"H. floresiensis, which lived from approximately 100,000 to 12,000 before present, has been nicknamed 'hobbit' for its small size, possibly a result of Insular dwarfism [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insular_dwarfism]."
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I've sometimes wondered if H. floresiensis were really just a "Dwarven Mountain Kingdom" such as this article reports.
In theory they could have begun as Homo sapiens with dwarfism that formed their own tribe (exactly as is the topic of this article), and over generation after generation of crazy dwarf sex evolved away into a unique species.
Huh. That actually makes a lot of sense.
More sense than regular H. sapiens maybe evolving into dwarfs because of maybe iodine deficiency.
Kusakabe Sakura, were you behind this..?
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!