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King of Fighters Hollywood Rape Imminent

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The latest trailer for the low-budget Hollywood rape of the King of Fighters franchise looks set to lower the bar for such adaptations even further, quite the feat considering the derision heaped upon the recent Dragonball movie…

Some are starting to wonder about the direction this franchise is taking, after the debacle of the latest console port and the bizarre decision to release a King of Fighters aerial shooting game…

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    Comment by Anonymous
    21:50 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    my god

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    Comment by Anonymous
    22:18 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the fuck is a "kasanagi" or a "sharanui"?

    Fuck, they were a few letters away of writing the last name of mai as "shiranai" LOL

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    Comment by Schrobby
    22:56 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not again...

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    Comment by Sorrior
    23:28 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm scared i don't even play this game series and i'm scared. Hell i even liked dragonball evolution in the it's so crappy it's good kinda way. BUT BY THE GODS this is sick shit and yes i agree only think with the spaceballs voice "not again"..

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    Comment by Maikeru
    23:39 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    its funny how they get the cgi, the actors who are passionate, then the english accent that ruins the movie by not being able to say the names properly xD

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    Comment by First Posting Idiot
    01:11 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why do half of the actors not look like their characters in these movies? Do they even try to find close matches, or do they just give these parts to people from the industry who want them?

    You know it's going to suck with half the trailer's action scenes in slow motion.

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    Comment by Nekonomicon
    01:51 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hollywood should stick to American comics and leave the Japanese decide what they wants to adapt to film.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:04 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well before finding close matches, you had to find clothes matches.

    *EULA : By reading this lame joke you, hereby, give up your rights to sue its author for brain damage*

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:21 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    At least get the orginal japanese to act in this... they know more of cosplay than Hollywood..

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    Comment by Kortaku
    05:29 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WHITE MAN'S WAR AGAINST ASIAN MAN'S IDEAS.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:09 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lets drop a nuke in Amrica, kidding we`ve got more evolved brains than them! -_-

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:10 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wanted to say America(lost the "e")

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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:25 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    01:45 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    GOD CANT SAVE YOU NOW!

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    Comment by Aero
    02:43 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    THERE IS NO GOD!!
    OH GOD! NO!!!

    Comment by Nin
    02:57 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mai has no boobs.

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    Comment by Kortaku
    05:32 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    God exists:

    Exihibit A: The wristwatch.
    Exihibit B: Wristwatch is complex and made not from nature.
    Exihibit C: There is a watchmaker, and only a watchmaker can make the wristwatch.

    Exhibit D: The universe.
    Exihibit E: Universe is complex and cannot be made of natural action without complex laws of physics.
    Exihbit F: There is a universe maker.

    GOD EXISTS WTFBBQLULZ!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:53 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So the laws of physics are not natural?

    FACEPALM FAIL!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:16 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Physics are lies, you mongrel.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:37 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Kortaku

    That is what logical people refer to as a massive compositional fallacy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:29 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    then who makes the universe maker(s)?
    the universe makers' maker?

    your point is only (sort of) valid if the universe was "made". the tv has a gremlin working inside is either true or wrong before you see the inside by opening it

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    Comment by Kortaku
    08:33 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    thanks for watching episode 14 of umineko there mr. anonymous. Yes, true, but its a general notion of acceptance that things both start and end.

    If you read clearly enough, I believe i stated correctly that the physics are natural laws.
    "Universe is complex...and cannot be made WITHOUT complex laws of physics." If you make the key effort to think and are able to separate that natural action are the laws of physics. Thus that statement is correct so -1 to failpalm facefailer anonymous.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:48 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hard to read your bad english.

    A moebius strip has neither a beginning or an end.

    So you say there is a god because the universe obeys the complex laws of physics?

    fail (FACEPALM +2) to see how you get from exhibit E to exhibit F...

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:18 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lots of atheists QQing in here, lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:13 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    For mulsting in the corner to long there is no god

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    Comment by Anonymous
    06:24 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this movie is gonna be be soooooo gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:42 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    co sign, the KOF franchise is DOOMED...

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    Comment by Anonymous
    21:52 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's not their IP so they can mangle it up as badly as possible to bring ppl back to their normal crap

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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:16 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually this looks like the product of several variables.
    1- A director who think thinks too highly of his own retarded reimagining. (Seriously.. They are brought to another dimension... When writing the script, did anyone question it?)

    2- Actors who don't care at all about the movie. Every last one of them looks like they're just happy to have work and are all secretly hoping this movie will launch their career back into the spotlight.

    3- Small, nameless, foreign studio desperately trying to get noticed by using well-loved fan-franchise.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:37 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Totally agree....what fagotry is this. They all seem to know the games and say they're fans, but if they truly were then they wouldn't be doing this movie. The characters and actors have nothing in common at all, and most of them are way too old for their parts, Terry bogard's actor looks like he's almost 40, as is Mai, i mean maggie q may be a good actress but Mai, seriously now.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:36 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They fight in another dimension? Hmm sounds familiar... Oh wait! They already did that in KORTAL FUCKING KOMBAT!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:37 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^Oops, MORTAL FUCKING KOMBAT

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:55 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    KORTAL FUCKING MOMBAT

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:03 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    KORTAL MUCKING FOMBAT!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:16 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    FORTAL KUCKING MOMBAT

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:52 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:07 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    MORTAL FUCKING WOMBAT :D

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    Comment by Anonymous
    21:53 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dan > * from KoF

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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:19 26/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Amen

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    Comment by Anonymous
    21:53 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    mai fail no boobs

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    Comment by Anonymous
    22:33 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    99.999999..... % agree !

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    Comment by Anonymous
    22:49 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agree

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:57 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    100% AGREE almost made me puke to see an old hag play as Mai Shiranui

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    Comment by Streifen
    23:36 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Since when doe Mai Shiranui control lighting rather than Fire?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:05 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    MY GOD, MAI NO BOOB?????!!!!!!!!
    maggie q is almost flat chested!!!

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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:27 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WORD!!!!!!

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    Comment by Anonymous
    05:24 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    FAIL 101%, but to me its not just no boob but no meat! lol

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    Comment by Anonymous
    09:07 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well.. in their defence.. that not Mai Shiranui .. that Mai SHARANAI

    Shiranai ..¯\(ಠ_ಠ)/¯

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    Comment by Unellmay
    21:54 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Still looks better then dragonball movie

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    Comment by Busy
    21:57 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks better then the most hollywood adaptions...

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    Comment by Unellmay
    23:37 03/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agree agree

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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:47 04/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    DISA-FKN-GREE
    IT DOESN'T LOOK BETTER THAN ANYTHING....THIS IS ABSO-FKN-LUTE FAIL. AS WITH EVERYTHING ELSE THEY TRIED...NOTHING IS BETTER OR WORSE THEY ARE ALL FKN SHIET

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