PlayStation vs Xbox Sexy Wallpaper Battle

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The console war takes shape in wallpaper form, with the PS3 and PSP first bringing to bear their sexiest selection of female (or in one case, hermaphroditic) characters…

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However, the Xbox 360 is not to be outdone:

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    Comment by Anonymous
    19:51 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well now you know why 360 doesn't sell in Japan lol...

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:07 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Start your war, console fags.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:26 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL!, looked like someone can't take jokes...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:25 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would say he's more pointing out ps3 fanboy stupidity. You know I can understand a few of the articles, when Artefact is bias but to go so slow as comparing something so trivial as wallpapers is somewhat pathetic. I can't be the only one who uses custom wallpapers for my ps3 AND 360.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:47 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, i mean it. Eventually, someone will start saying "PS3 rawx!!" & vice versa.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:09 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    PC owns you all , now bend over and take it like men

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:48 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why put a faggy anime cartoon in my wallpaper? I mean, why bother if I can only really fuck with real 3D pussy? A console is a toy, not a girl friend or a Ho. Have a life, FREAKS.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:53 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Anon 00:48

    You can't have sex with a picture of a woman or CG one, either. And you'll never have sex with any of the super models and celebrities you see in wallpapers and on television and the internet as well. They are not your 'girlfriend or ho'. Get a clue, IDIOT.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:17 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fapping at a cartoon is just weird, go to see a doctor, geek!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:23 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the hell are you doing here if you think that is wierd? lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:43 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ anon 01:17
    thats just like your opinion
    you freaking casualfag

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:15 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    grow the fuck up and play games cuz there fun, not cuz they have a cast of 12 year olds in swimsuits you loli fag

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    Comment by First Posting Idiot
    03:17 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sony wins hands down with overall sexyness, but MasterChief is a close second.

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    Comment by Bla7e
    03:18 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Successful troll is successful xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:19 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And all that console fanboy wars can be resumed in:

    If you like to eat nachos & drink beer, maybe you have an Xbox 360 and live in your college dorm.

    If you like to eat sushi & drink Pepsi, maybe you have a PS3, you live in yours parents basement and not have/need any friends because you fap all day seeing 2D bitches.

    If you have a Wii, it’s simple: you like to eat cock, drink semen and you are an interior designer who lives on Castro Street.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:31 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wii owners also piss sitting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:35 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That wasn't funny bro, I have I Nintendo Wii and I happen to live in Castro Street, but it's only for save in rents, I'm not gay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:41 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ooops, 01:17 anon has gotten butt-hurt during a fapping exchange.

    And 00:48 anon seems to have the fagtron 360 (xbox) until he got dick slapped and realized how full of faggotry force it is.

    @ 03:15 anon

    It's because there is a cast of 12 year olds in swimsuits that makes if FUN, you shota fag.

    @ 03:19 anon

    Do you have the fagtron 360 (xbox), the magnificent PS3, or the shota lover Wii?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:17 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ....no one said it yet?? Ok then,

    PS3 RAWXX!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:05 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol dick slapped

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    Comment by Dirty_Dingus008
    07:10 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cool! Now you can have a wallpaper for all you'se xtards.

    BEEFCAKE!

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    Comment by Dirty_Dingus008
    07:16 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But all serious aside, some of those dames should not of been put in the PS3 line-up since they also show up on the 360.

    Oh and as ol Arty writes: "However, the Xbox 360 is not to be outdone:~"

    BEEFCAKE!!! For all them boys dreaming of a six pack and 44" Pythons to show off to their buddies... Posters

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:20 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Note he says, put all serious aside. You just gave permission to all anon to troll. I believe you meant "But all stupidity aside".

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:27 28/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So wait, let me get this straight.

    Taking pleasure in a cast of 12 year olds in swimsuits make us fags?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:29 28/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is why I love the internet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:30 28/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well... This and the porn.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:30 28/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *starts fapping*

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:48 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't have a 360 and I like nachos. Ha, watered-down standard beer? I drink strong, imported dark lagers like Guinness.

    I have a PS3. I like Sushi and hate Pepsi. I live in my own place since having served in military. I had many friends before the military and even more now. I enjoy a fair share of 2D AND 3D females.

    I also own a Wii. It's simple: I like to eat pussy, drink pussy-juice and am a Security Officer who lives on Howdershell Road.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:16 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thanks for your permission!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:53 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    CONSOLE FIGHT! BEGIN!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:48 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yup, there is no moe factor.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:00 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dood those zombies are totally moe.

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    Comment by nocturne
    04:43 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I beg to differ. Master Chief and Marcus Fenix are walking pillars of moe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:55 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They're GAR, sure, but not moe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:58 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^Fail.

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    Comment by nocturne
    09:01 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Put a maid's headband on either of them and we're talking business, I say. Also, you're both utterly and hopelessly bemused when it comes to irony.

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    Comment by Riiku
    00:52 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And that's just why Xbox was selling so good in America and Europe. Many ppl there have weird definition of beauty. Like, the closer game picture resembles the real life, the more beautiful it is.

    Eeek, im gonna puke

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:27 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    360's # are inflated because most owners have gone through 2-4 systems and continue to buy equipment that's faulty right out of the box.

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    Comment by Shaawin
    05:48 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    because xbox lacks boobs and loli?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:22 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That, and 360 owners are obviously gay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:54 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hahaha
    xbox 360 is a console for women and traps

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    Comment by ....J
    19:51 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Show Some RAGE !!!!! Console Fags !!

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    Comment by Anonymous
    20:13 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SUNUVABITCH!!

    Thar u haev it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:24 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Arse... HOLE!!

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    Comment by Maikeru
    20:41 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm kinda hungry...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:22 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And thirsty

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:37 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And horny

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:03 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And gay

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    Comment by giascle
    01:47 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wait what

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    Comment by Unellmay
    20:43 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ...halo man should have taken his shirt off

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:49 26/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They're missing one more dude for the Xbox360 wallpaper, where's Captain Shepard?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:22 27/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    from the enterprise???








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