A survey by a top Japanese toilet manufacturer has found that the number of men who urinate sitting down has increased 10% in the last 5 years, to 33.4%. 10% apparently admitted they did so because their wives or mothers told them to.
The 2009 market survey, by Toto, found that since 2004 the number of men sitting on western style toilets to urinate increased 10%, from 23.7% to 33.4%, with only 57% still preferring to stand.
Reasons given were as follows:
1. To stop urine splashing around (69.5%)
2. It is more comfortable (45.5%)
3. It is easier to clean up (43.1%)
4. Was told to by family or similar (10.8%)
Standers in contrast overwhelming gave “Because that’s how you do it” as their response, with 82.2% saying so. Comfort and quickness both trailed with 20%.
There are of course some who are beginning to wonder about Japanese menfolk…
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So? I did it too for reason number 1, 2, & 3. Nothing to be ashamed of.
I did it so i can take a dump too. Wut's wrong with dat??
^I LOL'd.
Well, it would be weird if you were taking a dump standing, only because you have to urinate XD
It's great for when you have diarrhea.
I lol'd
I pulled this face: D:
I did too, it was an old rumor that if you're doing it standing, devils will follow you... I think. Well... my reason is the #1!
Rule 1 is on top for reason, because it is be THE reason why u should sit down!
Did you ever went to the toilet without trousers? Well then u could have feeled the huge amount of drops which u should clean up with toiletpaper from your leg... *ugly*...
3 is just a conclusion out of rule 1....
Then wear pants, duh. Besides, urine generally doesn't have any bacteria.
*pantsu
I'm doing it right now...
"Then wear pants, duh. Besides, urine generally doesn't have any bacteria."
Sorry I don't want pee on my pants either. Urinals are gross for the splash effect, just go into a toilet
Why is it gross? Urine is mostly water, actually. And it is sterile until bacteria start to eat at it.
Well, it's because of the yellow, which really is due to urea instead of any infection.
Seriously, if there's bacteria in your urine while you are urinating, you need to go see a doctor.
you is a ho
Learn to aim.
A man pisses standing proud. Period.
Yep, but Japanese men have tiny dicks, that's why they can't get a proper hold and aim properly...
#1 , I normally kneel down, as close as I can and urinate :/
Pener as are small, hahahaha xD
lol japanese, real men pee standing up...now we cant call those elevens manly
Piss against the side of the toilet right above the water line, splash problem almost completely solved. To some the lack of motor boat noise will be a draw back with this method.
Keep in mind that this is Japan we're talking about. Imagine how long it takes to pull out a set of tweezers, find your own penis amidst the hair, aim it properly so you don't piss on your balls, and then wipe 'em down if pissing on your balls is completely unavoidable.
It's easier to sit down and piss all over your balls with your baby penis and wipe yourself down.
For god's sake what kind of society are we going to be?
Women want to pee standing, 33% of men urinate sitting down and boys want to become eunuchs (sex changed) when they barely reached manhood.
What's next? Female dictatorships like the ones in Germany, Chile or Argentina spread around the world? A lesbian president for Mexico or USA?
Women Hill be far more happy returning to the kitchen were they belong!
CORRECTION: Women WILL be happier returning to the kitchen were they belong!
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how the hell makes these surveys? or are they just that bored that"hey lets make a survey of how many people piss sitting down"
MOAR TRAPS
we need the traps!!! funtari = win!
^*Futanari, not funtari. Now GTFO & learn Teh Sacred Scroll of Hentai!
Personally I piss with the cover closed.
like real men do.
Jimmy Carr reference? eh? eh?
Real men piss in the shower, without even having to step in it to shower.
I thought real men aimed into the corner against the tile wall and floor?
Oh wait... that's the homeless bums at the train station.
Reminds me of an old joke:
"A *REAL* biker bitch can piss all the way across the hood of a Chevy."
I always sit down if I'm home. What's wrong with that? And yeah, it's more comfortable
thats really gay
Because?
poof..
That's too time consuming.... must get back to fapping at SC fast.
in b4 sitting down to pee is ga... too late
It's just gay and if you can't see that you are a blind homo.
How is it more comfortable to sit, that makes absolutely no sense. You've got to be one lazy motherfucker if you need to sit down for the thirty seconds it takes to piss.
thank you for the good lol. also, yeah peeing standing up is just the way it should be done
Well spoken, my man. Summed it up nicely ^^
Fcking lazy bastards who need to sit down for 30s to take a leak xD
For me it's not "that's how it should be done" but "comfort and quickness" that motivate my standing ovations...
I don't see how sitting to piss is less manly... If one drinks substantial amounts, particularly soldiers in desert combat, the amount of time spent "draining the lizard" becomes rather substantial...sometimes several minutes...Which is too long to be standing around holding your shaft like some kind of Greek-Roman statue.
umm if you in the desert you stand to piss.. Trust me the portapoties out there are NASTY plus the creepy crawlies tend to bite when you sit down...
It is physiologically impossible to piss steady for 2 minutes. In fact, 30 seconds is also too long. Human bladders can't hold gallons of water for christs sake.
Now you've done it...I'm gonna have to time myself when I pee......
^that was me, forgot to log in....
Need stopwatch..
I can honestly say I've broken the 3:30 mark. Most noticeable when I sleep late, and my bladder wakes me up.
Some men are hung like racehorses, I just piss like one.
"It is physiologically impossible to piss steady for 2 minutes. In fact, 30 seconds is also too long. Human bladders can't hold gallons of water for christs sake."
Oh? At BMT we have to pretty much chug water. I spent a good 4-5 minutes taking a leak at 3am. Hell, the ECs on duty thought something was wrong.
Piss sitting is just plain gay and if you don't want to see that you are blind... a blind gay in fact.
"^that was me, forgot to log in....
Need stopwatch.."
do you seriously think anyone would care if you are logged in or not? It doesn't make you pee wine even if you did you know.
well that's just rude
"AppleIIGuy" I just wanted to let you know that I never meant using the portacans in the desert... I meant using Saddam's solid gold latrines...
You gotta sit to enjoy that kind of luxury.
Why let the only women enjoy the heated seat? Standing up to piss is for when you go camping...
The only warm toilet seats are the ones in constant use DX Besides, guys have to sit to poo, so, it's not like they don't get to sit at all.
you have one tiny bladder, or go way too regularly; go see your doctor. It should take around 2 minutes to empty your bladder from full, in which case sitting is much prefered.
lol, it is indeed comfortable but to do that everytime...is a little gay.
i sit cuz i play pokemon at the same time and dont want to drop ds