Former Ninja jumping game Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is now so much of a breast physics simulator that Tecmo have based their entire marketing campaign on this novel feature…
The commercial below highlights (or in fact is entirely comprised of) the motion sensitive oppai the game now sports:
However, as with many such games the reality is a little different:
I find it funny to see people that frequent Sankaku Complex complain about breasts ><
...also, they are not stupid, and they KNOW that attaching sex to virtually ANYTHING is granted to be a giant sale stimulator.
And if you still doubt it we have put breasts on mouse pads, on rice, on candies, on tooth paste, on beans, on beer, on cigarettes... but adding it into games... Japanese games... opai Japanese games... about ninjas... female ninjas wearing almost no clothing... OOO GOD we crossed the line haven't we?! ¬¬
Shit... The sweaty and greasy faces of those guys just repulse me. I'm buying the game as soon as I can, but geh... I dunno what group I'm in, since this ad only made me sick.
That said, The inclusion of "jiggling" boobs amuses me to no end. I, however, fail to understand THIS commercial. Is it aimed at lonely otaku who can't get any?
Goddammit Techmo. Something that goes on in the background of the actual gameplay shouldn't be shunted to the front of commercials and be the game's primary selling point.
I love tits (and sucking them), but seriously, this could have been part of some bonus thingy after beating the game. Or maybe had Sony a hand in this (get it?): "Make our 6-axis look cool and innovative or else, Tecmo!" And BAM! PS3 innovation.
I believe their next commercial will just feature a guy or guys fapping with one hand, waggling controller in the other - no game shots, just finish with Ninja Gaiden sigma 2.
Wow. I still remember Dead or Alive 2 when they actually had inside the menu a "jiggle" percentage selection. In it, you could make them rigid rock hard polygons , jiggle real or holy Fuck! Them boobs be bouncing into their faces!!!
Good to know that Temco still knows who the audience is for these games.
so, they not only have to be non-existent but they also have to be flat... and as in flat you guys don't just mean the chest? Or is it you guys just dont like too much shading and texture on a woman?
So, either you guys only want real girls that look like they're from the world of Mr. Game & Watch, or you really just hate the idea of being hot for anything that's even remotely realistic??
Epic commercial, but isn't Ayane supposed to be only 14 or 16 years old or something close. I don't know which fact to find more ridiculous, the enormous tits for her age or the fact that they are releasing a commercial where guys stare at a 14 year old's bouncing tits.
I doubt any moralist knows enough facts about the game to complain. Would YOU think she's 14 (which she is) after seeing these bewbs? Okay, there was Saya Irie, but sitll...
I'd say this is exactly the kind of thing the world needs in the current moral climate. As long as the gameplay doesn't suffer from their shift of focus, more power to Tecmo.
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It looks ridiculous in the second vid.. seriously..
That is just plain awesome.
I'm so glad I pre-ordered this. XD
im getting this!!!
Best game commercial I've seen in years
What a great mind, the one made this commercial !
Now if only they made one for our wrist. Then we could wax our whale at the same time.
you mean your tadpole
I find it funny to see people that frequent Sankaku Complex complain about breasts ><
...also, they are not stupid, and they KNOW that attaching sex to virtually ANYTHING is granted to be a giant sale stimulator.
And if you still doubt it we have put breasts on mouse pads, on rice, on candies, on tooth paste, on beans, on beer, on cigarettes... but adding it into games... Japanese games... opai Japanese games... about ninjas... female ninjas wearing almost no clothing... OOO GOD we crossed the line haven't we?! ¬¬
this comment wins
Shit... The sweaty and greasy faces of those guys just repulse me. I'm buying the game as soon as I can, but geh... I dunno what group I'm in, since this ad only made me sick.
That said, The inclusion of "jiggling" boobs amuses me to no end. I, however, fail to understand THIS commercial. Is it aimed at lonely otaku who can't get any?
It's more of a humor thing.
heck i am great defender of Oppai, but this is too much,
it so pathetic that i feel mankind is doomed
if i put my cock between the controller will it show up on the screen?
great question u got here but luckily u can test it, all in the name of science
+9001
i will become famous after i develop a machine that waggles the pad for you so you have your hands back
chichi chichi oppai~
boING boING~
moge moge moge moge~
chichi wo moge~~
Goddammit Techmo. Something that goes on in the background of the actual gameplay shouldn't be shunted to the front of commercials and be the game's primary selling point.
I love tits (and sucking them), but seriously, this could have been part of some bonus thingy after beating the game. Or maybe had Sony a hand in this (get it?): "Make our 6-axis look cool and innovative or else, Tecmo!" And BAM! PS3 innovation.
I believe their next commercial will just feature a guy or guys fapping with one hand, waggling controller in the other - no game shots, just finish with Ninja Gaiden sigma 2.
Absolutely Pitiful.
Goodness gracious, that... was... AWESUM!!!!
Yes great finally.
LMAO Ad XDD
Bouncing tits in games, it's the greatest thing invented since sliced bread.
That's the good 3D, not 3D IRL.
+1
Nice marketing strat but seeing these guys in the dark nodding their head really gets the sense that these guys are just desperate.
They are probably married.
i'd buy it! ^_________^
big big titties ftw
Work with your strengths xP
like if you throw your joypad with strenght ayane's boobs will rip off? xD
that would be soooooo guro.
Not sure what all the hype is about, for a game gal, they're really not that big. And it looks like her boobs are having a mild seizure.
PS3 special ability is wasted on boobs!
Wow. I still remember Dead or Alive 2 when they actually had inside the menu a "jiggle" percentage selection. In it, you could make them rigid rock hard polygons , jiggle real or holy Fuck! Them boobs be bouncing into their faces!!!
Good to know that Temco still knows who the audience is for these games.
You are now thinking about the little children starving in Africa.
almost as good as the doa volleyball commercial. tomonobu itagaki will be misse
the commercial reminds me of dead or alive beach volleyball commercial.
Smart business strategy. But generally, the Ninja Gaiden series doesn't need such novelties to sell.
That's probably why they put all their money into this; they don't have much to lose.
Should... we be disgusted by pig disgusting 3-D? I'm confused. Help?
3D pig is still disgusting.
3D pigs are delicious and are full of protein, faggot
3D pig is incredibly disgusting.
You both are gay.
I like 2D girls cause I'm a loser in real life. Us 2D lovers can't get ourselves a real "human" girlfriend.
so, they not only have to be non-existent but they also have to be flat... and as in flat you guys don't just mean the chest? Or is it you guys just dont like too much shading and texture on a woman?
So, either you guys only want real girls that look like they're from the world of Mr. Game & Watch, or you really just hate the idea of being hot for anything that's even remotely realistic??
you're gay
LMAO
One of the best game commercials evar!
Epic commercial, but isn't Ayane supposed to be only 14 or 16 years old or something close. I don't know which fact to find more ridiculous, the enormous tits for her age or the fact that they are releasing a commercial where guys stare at a 14 year old's bouncing tits.
If you find it ridiculous for a 14-16 year old to have massive tits, you've got a lot to learn
Ayane is 16yrs old in the DOA Universe but despite the events in the Ninja Gaiden Universe she might be like 17-20 yrs old...That's what I think
NG happens before DOA... so ... 14-16...
I doubt any moralist knows enough facts about the game to complain. Would YOU think she's 14 (which she is) after seeing these bewbs? Okay, there was Saya Irie, but sitll...
I'd say this is exactly the kind of thing the world needs in the current moral climate. As long as the gameplay doesn't suffer from their shift of focus, more power to Tecmo.
Good that you brought up Saya Irie or just by Saya now. She looks "older" on the cover of her latest dvd: http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E7%B4%97%E7%B6%BE15-0-%E3%83%95%E3%82%A3%E3%83%95%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3%E3%83%BB%E3%83%A9%E3%83%96-2Set-DVD-%E7%B4%97%E7%B6%BE/dp/B002D11UEO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1253140626&sr=8-3
>Epic commercial, but isn't Ayane supposed to >be only 14 or 16 years old or something close.
I know girls who had boobs that big at that age. And they weren't fat.
brilliant commercial, i actually lol'd
ROFL-copter!! XD
Feel like boinking my head up and down right down.