Former Ninja jumping game Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is now so much of a breast physics simulator that Tecmo have based their entire marketing campaign on this novel feature…
The commercial below highlights (or in fact is entirely comprised of) the motion sensitive oppai the game now sports:
However, as with many such games the reality is a little different:
Fan art is also slowly accumulating:
Goddammit Techmo. Something that goes on in the background of the actual gameplay shouldn’t be shunted to the front of commercials and be the game’s primary selling point.
I love tits (and sucking them), but seriously, this could have been part of some bonus thingy after beating the game. Or maybe had Sony a hand in this (get it?): “Make our 6-axis look cool and innovative or else, Tecmo!” And BAM! PS3 innovation.
Bouncing tits in games, it’s the greatest thing invented since sliced bread.
LMAO Ad XDD
Yes great finally.