Japanese Men Abandon Women for Cats
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Sep 15, 2009 12:45 JST
- Tags: Marriage, Mass Media, Misandry, Neko, Relationships
Japanese men are said to be increasingly abandoning women in favour of relationships with their cats, and these men are being told they need to aim for untaken older women if they are to have any chance.
These “cat loving men” (猫好き男子, or “neko suki mens” as the Engrish has it) are now said to be a common fixture of neko cafes, and enjoying a steady increase in numbers.
Such men are said to treat women as they do cats, observing them quietly from afar without pursuing them for stroking action.
As such these men are branded a type of “herbivorous” man, concerned with harmonious relations and unlikely to pursue women.
These useless men are advised to pursue older women in their thirties, “as most of the women past 30 with no lover are gone, they may have better luck here.” They may find a “rare and exquisite bloom.”
Naturally, 2ch has much to say about all this:
“Getting rid of all those leftover women is hard, eh?”
“So you want them to marry some old biddythen.”
“WRONG: Cat men should aim for women over 30.
RIGHT: Cat men, please take what’s left over from the past it crowd.”
“Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>> Women in thirties”
“Overstock bargain sale?”
“Cat men should watch out for women in their thirties, is it?”
“I like cats, but old women are a bit…”
“I sometimes think it would be better to marry my cat. Humans cost money and are a hassle…”
“Desperate to create a boom for the sake of these leftovers aren’t they?”
“Cat lovers are a bit like lolicon really.”
“Cats totally won out in this thread.”
“Real woman vs Cat:”
“Cats are cute even when they are old. Women on the other hand…”
Via Itai News.
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God, who the hell is the grandma? Put her in a bag and then throw it in the river..
NYA? o_0
I have 5 cats, but i wouldn`t say no to a 30 year old woman!
Dogs are better.
I soooo totaly agree with this.
Just so we are clear you know PETA would gas chamber the cats cause they've been domesticated right?
Even if that guy did pull it off, it is probably a cheap whore or an AIDS carrier.
So is Japan going to have crazy old cat men now?
And cats are not cute when they are old either. It's pretty sad watching my friend's cat wander about, just waiting for it to finally die and be out of its misery.
C-MEN
A cat is ok to
Ah good, more women for me! :P
You couldn't get a woman if you had a $100 bill hanging out of your zipper.
Oh cool! $100!!!
Hey, I found $100! Lucky!!
Cats don't care if you're not in the top 5% of most socially dominant people on earth. A cat will always love you.
2d women > 3d cats > 2d cats >..................... > Malaria > 3d women
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Good one.
It's damn hard to find a good 3D woman. Good thing that there are always 2D chicks.
Malaria?
Lol whaa?
I want a cat too but... I want a cat that looks like Blair of soul eater :D
Am i the only one or do I detect some "D'aaaaaw~"ness in this article? :3
“Cat lovers are a bit like lolicon really.”
Lol?
“Cats are cute even when they are old. Women on the other hand…” lol soo true :)
Indeed...
:D
pussy vs. pussy..
pussy wins
Yamamoto Mona=slut.
Cats win. Nuff said. they are suppppper cute.
i agree
thirty year old women are generally bitter ,winy and isterical
it's either young women or cats
Well at least they still have a pussy no matter what.
By the way Japanese really are lolicons. A 30 year old woman doesn't look like that. Lot's of times you can't even tell the difference between a woman in her thirties and twenties. They should have written 40 year old women not thirty.
My sister is thirty and if i didn't knew her i could easily think she is 20-25.
I dated a 40 year old viatnamese cougar who looked 25
kittyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nya
Why don't we solve this by marrying an old cat lady? She likes cats so it would be like having a friend. She won't get pregnant, and she'll die soon and leave you riches.
I don't consider those men 'useless'. They're just doing what they want to instead of following the 'supposed to' path.
True. That cat is cute(the only cute thing on this page)!!!
I've always loved cats. Kept dozens of them. The only problem is they don't live past 9 years and that's sad. EXTREMELY SAD. You actually CRY when your beloved cat departs.
Sometimes I think i should not get married at all. Weird but I suppose most men regret marriage.
If I do get married, I'd ask her what her requirements are first. If she fulfills her own requirements, only and only then will I marry her. Either equality or complete dominance (doesnt matter whether the wife or husband)
A cat can live up to 35 years. In fact my brothers cat is 15.
Marriages live LESS than 9 years, on average. And cats can live to ~20 if cared for properly.
A cat a fine too for a pet but you can't have sex with them. So MILF for the win and I don't think men are the only problem here
When you're cat's mad, it'll scratch you. When your woman is mad, she'll fuck some other guy. Clearly, the cat is the better of the two.
Cats are better than people, they also cost a lot less money to care for.
But girlfriends/wives take care of you (love, cook, clean, sex) and if you have the right girl all you have to do is spend a little extra on food and make sure you buy video games, anime, and manga.
haha... nice.
Power cats!!! ;3
Look at a cat...now a woman. Now look at an older cat....and now an older woman. Listen to the spectrum of sounds a cat can make...now compare it to a woman. I love me some woman, but damn if I don't adore my cats too, and all they ask for is good twice a day and some treats every now and again....and maybe my body heat in the winter but damn something this fluffy can have it.
We need more women who are satified with Food and love (like the cats) is the message of this. Women nowadays are too greedy to see the real value of a man,they just want to do what they want once they've grabbed a rich man that has nearly no time for them rather than being forced to spend time with their "poor" man that cares about his wife...
Don't force the old used hags who failed their lives onto those nice men, we don't need more "Hausdrachen" who make your life more miserable than it was in the beginning...
The sad truth is: A man doesn't need a woman for a good life but a woman needs a man for a good life (to live off his money,to brag with them like a branded bag and to nag at them when they're pissed,those are the things that women like to do) but can get all sympathy by having an animal companion. The sexual urges of a man are rather illusional and not really caused by hormones/biology, so if he stays away from porn/etc he'll most likely have no urges whatsoever...
dog man! we run around and at things we like,dislike interest or bore us...simple life.
Freakin women........ still complainin ad whinening.....
Cats are cute.
Deal with it.
At least the guys are still getting some pussy...
They can't fuck that pussy.
you are forgetting that you can have sex with women
Amen indeed
Meow!!! Bitches!!!
I'll go for cats, of course. Plus, you get to achieve the title "Owner" by simply serving and make the cat as your master.
Serving the cat, who is your master?
That sounds almost like S-M :D
At the very least, the cat won't whine about not having a Louis Vuitton handbag or a new pair of shoes to go *with* the handbag. ><
Meaning, that since 60% of Japanese women want men who bring in over 100k in income annually, then that means the rate of men who get cats as opposed to marrying will also hit 60%, maybe. ;)
@ the gold-diggers out there: deal with it.
but it's not caturday