Guro Baby Pears
- Categories: Anime Figures, News
- Date: Sep 6, 2009 10:42 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Food, Guro, Made in China, Statues
These disturbingly shaped pears are not, as might be thought, grotesque natural simulacra…
The manner of their creation is perhaps even more grotesque than the end result.
Via Heaven.










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Interesting, Makes you want to make one
They'll be making them look like vaginas pretty soon if they haven't already. >> XD
Fruit takeout: I'll have the penis pear with a giant clit mango.
:O..they should do this with Grapples. Yum. I'd be the healthiest person alive then.
It kind of looks like it already has a penis if you squint slightly. :V
maybe if u can do that with a loli shaped mold
and on apples too....
Doraemon shape can be sell in Japan...
Now i demand a Hachune Miku shape!!
make a pantsu shape =D
... melonfuck?
Eww...
Melonfuck is an excellent manga...
I think its cool that can be done.. a lot of possibilities there. what about an 80's Voltron look?
ikr?!
this is the same method in which Disney World/Land (idk, i forgot) makes their pumpkins into mickey mouse heads! I found it quite adorable. x)
that's just freaky....
wait for HUMAN VERSION!!!
make fat to thin!!!!
Soylent Green...
I find it cool
Haha it's cute :) Why it reminded me of this one:
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/5756/1247765875526.jpg
HAhahaha, did someone try to make the kids face into a potatoe? XD
i don't get what's so guro about this...
One you bite its head off..
So you don't mind if I eat babies then?
Now wait a sec...that can sound awfully wrong.
om nom nom nom nom
Guro translate into many like
Bizarre or unnatural it doesn't necessarily mean what your probably thinking of which his probably blood and guts
Just what species of hand is holding the pear, anyway?
Despite the propensity to use them as such, hands do not have sexual organs.
They should make loli shaped pears. Sales will skyrocket.
K-on pears. They'll sell millions.
a fool and his money....
A Ritsu pear will D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y be delicious!!!
JUST DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
already doing ya know?
They are not that grotesque if u think about it. I think its interesting
this remind me of a Gensomaden Saiyuki where they have similar fruit...
Wow haha that's pretty random. Then again if you can get square watermelons. Am waiting for Potato SD Gundams.
Guro my ass. Looks more like SM pears.
It doesn't look grotesque at all to me.
fake...
want oppai version, ain't that hard to make yes???
Yes.
i want to.
Will I get a special power if I eat one of those pears?
eating baby pears will grant you inmortality!
Or at least a healthy colon
Wow... this is something.. they are called babies and yet they look like buddahs.. either way won't they do something else with the shape maybe? Like.... make them into team logos?
A different site (BoingBoing, IIRC) I read called them Buddhas.
See http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/09/06/guro-baby-pears/#comment-281725
Isn't that what they are supposed to resemble?
Wait, what the hell...?
Catholics have had a flavor saviour for centuries now. About time the Buddhists got in on the fun.
Also: I bet they're Sacrilicious.
Yes and if you eat more than 3 .. Fruitzilla will spit seeds at you for your blasphemy.
This really reminds me of Journey to the West where these infant-shaped pears are supposed to extend lifespan. Sun Wukong took the tree down whilst attempting to get the pears for himself and the rest of the pilgrimage crew and it caused all sorts of hell to be raised.
this is really cool imo, i'd love to have a pear tree in my backyard full of buddahs