Father: “I Will Breastfeed My Kids”


A man is attempting to induce lactation, so as to be able to breastfeed any future children he might have.

The 26-year-old man, a Swedish economics student living in Stockholm, has a two-year-old son whom he does not propose to breastfeed, instead saying he is intent on feeding any future children; it is not clear if he has specific plans for this.

He gives a positively vapid justification for his efforts:

“Anything that doesn’t do any harm is worth trying out. And if it works it could prove very important for men’s ability to get much closer to their children at an early stage.

If it works and the milk turns out to have a high nutritional value it could be a real breakthrough.”

He vows to keep up his pumping even if he has to do so in class, regardless of what onlookers might say:

“I’m going to have to pull out the pump during lectures. But really it doesn’t bother me if it makes people uncomfortable. If they have issues with it that’s their problem.”

He admits his antics are considered utterly demented by most:

“There have been a lot of strong reactions. Some people think it’s completely sick.”

His efforts will be covered on TV as “The Milkman – One Drop at a Time”, so perhaps an undeclared motive can also be inferred.

Inducing lactation can easily be accomplished even in males by the use of certain drugs; without drugs, women can commonly induce lactation in the absence of pregnancy by simulating suckling on their breasts several times a day for an hour or so, a practice sometimes entered into by wet-nurses and those with an interest in so-called “adult nursing relationships.”

Such a natural method is unlikely to produce more than a “a drop or two” after many months, says a Swedish professor of endocrinology. She elaborates in more detail than is strictly required:

“Women breastfeed after they’ve been bathing in estrogen during a nine month pregnancy, so obviously it takes some time. But if he works on it regularly he’ll likely notice a layer of tissue forming beneath the areola and it should be possible to produce enough of the hormone prolactin to cause lactation.”

As might be expected of Sweden’s ultra-leftwing academic establishment, she refuses to condemn the practice (and takes the opportunity to assert “men often have trouble finding things”), and suggests men use their breasts to suckle their children, even if it is totally ineffective:

“Men often have trouble finding things. And if the mother is out, the child is screaming and they can’t find the pacifier I’m sure there are a lot of men who give their baby their breasts.

Healthy children know instinctively that the breast has a dual function. One gives them milk, the other gives them warmth and a cosy bond. Men don’t need to strive to produce milk but they should take the opportunity to get closer to their child by offering them their breasts in the same way as women.”

Via Heaven.

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    Comment by Envoy Loves You
    17:49 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why is he forging ahead with something that he knows will not work?

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    Comment by Kelvin
    17:57 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, like the taste of man juice?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:53 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    all miss is that in Sweden, the feminist movement is very strong right now, they are not looking for equality, but to spank all men again and give the men worse condition than women.

    but i still think this is a sick ide.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:02 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    For the sake of the ignorant, there is actually a tribe where men breastfeed their babies.

    Check the Guradian


    Comment by Anonymous
    03:10 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fascinating. Thanks!

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    16:44 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    One word... DUMBASS.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:42 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    From the quill of the "Barbarian of Gor"...


    This is the fruit of the "Modern Woman who seeks to destroy all men"! The "Feminized" male. Will he castrate himself next, and mutilate himself into a fake woman? No "Rape Organ" (as the Modern Woman call man's Conquering Sword) but just his testicles, perhaps he will try to be the first "Male Pregnancy"?

    But the Joke is on him. The "Modern Woman who seeks to destroy all men" does not want the "Feminized Man" herself. He disgusts her, for he is fool enough to believe her lies. She wants to "Feminize" the man to gain control of him, so she is his master. For true love and sexual pleasure she takes to another woman, or to a "Parasite Macho in act only" male who puts on a good act but won't work a day. The "Feminized" male is for her to vampire off of, and constantly keep horny and afraid of her loss (and brutal divorce) so he keeps working and gives her money.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:08 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that...is sick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:52 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fukken Emancipation, Feminayis. Right in zour face!

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:12 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Great, he nurses his kid and is stuck with a pair of man-boobs.

    Was he planning on keepin' 'em?

    He's not a perv, he's not stupid; it's just that he's an economist! And we all know how THEY are . . .

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:55 19/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    i am feeling sorry that i dont know ... can you explain how THEY are?

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    Comment by Fonzer
    19:32 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Talk about fatherly love making a real bond between the child.
    This can have positive outcome so it ain't so bad.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:33 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hate the culture of being ok with breastfeeding in public, if its ok because its natural how about I jerk off on your face or cough and sneeze on you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:23 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You fail at comparison.
    People cough in public, people sneeze in public, and apparently it's even accepted for some (chinese infants) to pee and poop in public.
    This is vastly different from coughing ONTO someone, or sneezing ONTO someone, or peeing/jerking ONTO someone. Essentially mucus/bacteria/virus containment + discretion = OK.

    By the same standard, a mother or wetnurse breastfeeding a baby should be okay, while someone randomly trying to squirt milk at you from their boobs or trying to shove their boobs into your face is not okay. And personally, I wouldn't give a damn if people masturbated in public, as long as it is done in as little disruptive manner as possible - as opposed to actively bothering and trying to make others interact with them. I don't mind discrete exhibitionists, even though voyeurism is not my fetish.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:40 03/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^Dude, you're an ass. I bet most people got a chuckle at Anon's post. Shut up and go back to raising your hand first in class, teacher loves you. Douche...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:16 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And parents wonder why their kids commit suicide.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:21 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...Reminds me of that certain Family Guy episode...

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    Comment by deady_83
    12:56 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...i hope the baby will nvr knew this act ~_~

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:55 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow, guys are capable of breastfeeding? i learned something new today! thanks SanCon!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:52 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “Men often have trouble finding things. And if the mother is out, the child is screaming and they can’t find the pacifier I’m sure there are a lot of men who give their baby their breasts."

    Or, you know, a finger could work fine.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:51 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is sick, i rather hear about rapists.

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    Comment by hALOTOO
    16:41 08/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It will be more interesting to know whether otaku parent are going to turn their child into a otaku

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    Comment by GodOfSpeed
    16:43 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    03:34 08/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i don't feel so good all of a sudden... is it me or i'm losing my eyesight?

    Comment by Schrobby
    01:21 09/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why all the trouble with breastfeeding?

    He should dickfeed his children. Some suckling and creamy nutritious milk comes out... ^_^

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    Comment by Tiedupinknots
    05:08 09/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh god!!!!!! I was laughing so hard I almost peed and puked about this.......oh, my sides hurt....

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:46 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...women have boobs...men do not have boobs for a reason...its called sexual roles...women are designed to produce and support childen...guys are generelly (cuz ive seen alot of size-0 skinny jean wearing fags around) stronger and larger than women inorder to protect said children and spouse by being so as well as dear i say being expendable :( after the birth. this is all assuming a more natural orginal human lifestystle of hunting and gathering. not modern city life.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:50 18/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would like to make a reference to the manga: Shameless Sick Incest here. Any lactation woman will cut off her breasts if she see's this one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:00 30/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Adult breast feeding is ok as long as it's private and guy breastfeeding is wrong

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by maga
    07:56 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I saw something like this in a doujin once.

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    Comment by Simca
    00:56 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's kinda nice to know that he cares about his child and future ones at that
    but nonetheless, simca is very much disturbed by this X.x uwaa~

    Comment by MonogatariStory
    01:46 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Although this may look bizarre, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. In fact, those who consider this as sick ought to look a little deeper. Is he hurting the child? No. Is he giving the child nutrition? Yes. Should only mothers be allowed to care for their children? What about single fathers?

    Fathers should have the right to care for their children as much as mothers do. There is an increasing trend of pro-feminism in family relationships that it is downright ridiculous. Men should not have to suffer the stereotyping as portrayed by the median and traditional ideals. Calling a father who is breastfeeding his child disgusting is just as bad as saying it to a woman. If people just can't drop the stereotyping then we can't have equal rights.

    Mothers everywhere should wholeheartedly salute this man, for he has done the impossible. From what I can see this man is sentimental and passionate about caring for his kid. I just can't understand why there are still those who wish to demonise it. Some people just see the bad sides of everything.

    But of course, the guy shouldn't be breastfeeding in public, just like everyone else.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:37 08/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There is a scale:


    People who act sexually radical, or act too much like a unisex distress me -- I react to them as I would to a person who acted crazy (without it being a put-on or joke).

    "Ultra-femme": "*giggle-giggle-tee-hee* Oh, ah am so helpless; yo're a big, strong, man -- could you open this sody-pop bottle fo're me?", won't leave a burning house without full makeup, totters around on 7-inch spike heels while attempting to walk a mountain trail, etc.

    Basically, a human being behaving like a useless creature.

    "Ultramale": "Look at mah dick! Look at mah dick! Look at mah car/boat/house/gun/other_penis_compensator!". Views _every_ situation as a challenge to his masculinity, as a fight for mates/food/territory. Basically, a human version of those yammering little rat-dogs that try to hump your leg.

    A person made useless through testosterone poisoning.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:26 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude, have you been living underneath a rock? A freakishly hueg amount of americans think female breastfeeding is disgusting. Of course they're gonna think a man doing the same is as bad and worse.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:21 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Srsly no one read the article properly ?

    "The 26-year-old man, a Swedish economics student living in Stockholm, has a two-year-old SON"

    it's son not daughter

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:59 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The article says that he won't breastfeed the son that he already has but any future children that he will have which means the they don't have a gender yet.

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    Comment by KamiOkurimono
    02:58 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Last night I had a weird dream about sucking my own lactating tits. That's what I get for reading Sankaku Complex before going to bed, I really should stop doing that. This is not the first time SC has given me weird dreams.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:26 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ....Lucky you? o_O;;; 4chan's /d/ would love to be in your shoes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think I just lactated

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:18 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thats a normal swedish person...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:41 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not milk that comes out, it's sweat.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:03 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Holy shit this is nuts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:56 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My sis went through that. She said its disgusting and not a very tasty experience, but hey...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:01 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your sister remembers what being breastfeed was like?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:40 08/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, she sucked her own lactating breasts.

    She wasn't getting into the hardcore stuff, she was "just curious".

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:36 08/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nonono, she got breastfed by dad when she was like...5. She remembers it VERY well

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    Comment by ドラゴン
    07:20 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *wretch*gag*barf*faint*died out of disgust*

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