PS3 3.0 Firmware Adds Xbox Beating Features

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Sony is clearly not content to rest on what is left of its laurels, for it is apparent the latest 3.0 PS3 firmware, which has supposedly been shown to increase speeds, adds several notable yet unannounced features sure to challenge the Xbox 360’s infamy.

Users report inexplicable freezes in several games, sound problems in others, and that the update actually breaks certain models of PS3 controller.

Many who have bought the newly released PS3 Slim only to have their controllers rendered inoperative have expressed grave dissatisfaction, though for now the problems do not seem hugely widespread.

If Microsoft’s record for introducing new unexpected features and improving the design of their console is anything to go by, Sony will still have its work cut out catching up…

Via Ore-teki.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    03:02 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Welcome to new age. age of non test product

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    Comment by Anonymous
    03:15 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +2

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:21 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +3

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:25 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +4

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:33 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +DERP DERP DERP YOUTUBE XDDDD

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:22 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    :I

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:13 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:11 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:04 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +9000

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    Comment by First Posting Idiot
    10:20 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    + >9000

    With the record shared in part by all 3 consoles, any tech savvy person who downloads the updates right away is a little dumb. console updates that do things like increase speeds or any other spec altering capabilities tend to screw with your system a little. It's better to wait for these things to be beta tested by the fanboys.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:28 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    -10000000000000

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:16 11/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    + ⑨

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    Comment by nocturne
    03:24 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I miss the days of the NES. You could fix any problem by blowing on the cartridge or forcefully tapping the console.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:28 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those were the days.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:56 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i had to beat the hell out of my xbox and ps2 to get them to work

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:06 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or fail trying.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:13 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    or more, destroy your console...>.<

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:42 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "i had to beat the hell out of my xbox and ps2 to get them to work"

    dude next time try sticking the xbox games in the xbox and the ps2 ones in the other console XD makes things a lot easier ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:48 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And you could throw the controller at the tv and nothing would break.

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    Comment by sadron
    06:20 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because the controller didn't weigh as much as a small child.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:55 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And the TV was made out of insanely thick glass.
    You could throw totally random shit at those all day and you wouldn't break them. You'd just scuff the glass. Which could be fixed, if you really had the time and know-how to do so.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:29 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and the controller was on a safety tether.

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    Comment by Robocop
    15:32 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and you could have 8 or 16bit fun all day long without running the risk of an epileptic seizure...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:56 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I misread by fapping the console.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:59 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh i thought i was the only one who did that

    Comment by Y0k41
    04:40 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Woa me too....

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:14 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah, good old times. My SNES got a few beatings back then and it still works after almost 20 years. lol

    cant imagine doing that to my other consoles now D8

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:27 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fixed a red ring error by beating it, the red ring dispaeared

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:54 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    > the red ring disappeared

    yep, the red ring disappeared, because it wouldn't turn on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:45 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what an hilarious comment Anon XD
    that just made my day ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:44 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the locked controllers in question have been revealed to actually by knock offs. but as to why sony is locking out knock offs, we may never know... at least it's only a software issue...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:20 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well it means that u can throw the controller and actually reach the tv

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:23 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude you just made my day *laughs hard*

    Comment by MusicalNote
    05:42 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, how I miss those days. That's why I stick to mainly 8-16 bit games if I can help it. Nostalgia. That and a great hated for 3-D 'animation' because the shit is ugly, but that's another subject altogether.
    And I can pretend throwing my controller/handheld won't break the thing. Ah, the good old days when a system could fall four feet off a shelf when you yanked the controller for some reason and all you'd have to do was cut it off, pull the cartridge out, blow on it, and stick it back in to be guaranteed the thing would still play.

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    Comment by hALOTOO
    10:46 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    99 games in 1

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    Comment by Schrobby
    05:10 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The products are tested, by the customers... -_-

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    Comment by ドラゴン
    06:01 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol like freeware you have to buyO_O

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:31 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    We live in the age of digital ripoffs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:38 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    CCCCCombo breaker

    +100000000

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:28 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm a software test engineer for a major network equipment manufacturer, and stories like this always amaze me. In the enterprise realm of Cisco, Foundry, F5, etc, things have the shit tested out of them and even then some things can slip through. It sounds like entertainment software gets minimal to no testing. Haven't they ever heard of BVT, automation, and regression testing?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:46 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hardware compatibility tests in such wide hardware base are almost impossible. but apart from that one would think that os for consoles, which is updated much less frequently than os for pc, should get comparatively more testing. but no, it looks like they just made a few basic positive tests and thats all.
    i would understand if they announced sth like "we have a new software update but its not throughly tested. we would like you to help us. load this update and give us feedback. you are updating on your ow risk. consider yourself warned." but crap like we have atm... sigh.

    as i said before the race between m$ and s*ny to release updates first can result only in an incomplete products.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:09 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bug reports are fun.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:45 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And no one has problems with the Wii.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:51 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I do, it's a piece of gimmicky shit, and has no good games

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:55 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rune Factory Frontier?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:00 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    no good games that gamers would like

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:30 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I take it your an xbox fanboy who bashes games like Call of duty?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:57 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No More Heroes

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:05 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Typical microsoft ball licker. I love to play my Xbox, but I'm not shy in saying it's defective as hell, and inferior to PS3. Hard to enjoy allll those games when I have to send it away for a month at a time every year. >_< (on my third system, a friend of mine is on his 6th)

    Comment by Mitsuo Kubo
    05:13 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I second No More Heroes. It's good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:16 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What about Madworld?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:49 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NMH >>>>> Madworld

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:09 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WII because the only good game it has is Zelda: The Ocarina of Time

    Comment by MusicalNote
    05:59 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "No good games. BAAAAAAAAW."

    Look harder. Seriously. I could find good games on the XBox if I didn't treat the thing like a radioactive monster, and I have no interest in the majority of the genres it caters to.

    While I'm a Nintendo Fangirl and will say it is superior in almost everything (without proof) I'm more than happy to admit that the other gaming companies have redeeming features, games, and other such nonsense. It annoys me to hear people who won't admit that the Wii has its own plus points, just because it doesn't cater to people who feel that 90% of a game's challenge should be learning how to use the fucking controller and call themselves hardcore.





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