Japan’s First Lady: “I Was Abducted by Aliens!”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Sep 3, 2009 21:17 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Celebrities, DPJ, Hollywood, Miyuki Hatoyama, Politics, Superstition
Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of Japan’s newly elected DPJ Prime Minister, claims she was abducted by aliens and taken to Venus, and was a friend of Tom Cruise in a previous life.
Her admissions come from a book she published recently, “Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered.”
The 62-year-old former dancer speaks of her alien abduction experience: “While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,” she claims.
She describes the hellish pressure cooker of the Venusian surface: “It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green.”
In other remarks she claims “We’re all aliens!”
The eccentric first lady is also known for her interest in other crankery, such as the occult, macrobiotics and creating her own bizarre fashion ensembles, but it is her claims about having been a friend of top Scientologist poster-boy Tom Cruise in a past life which stand out in addition to her extraterrestrial travel.
She says in an interview given to UFO rag Mu that she knew him in a previous incarnation (when he was Japanese, of course), “I believe he’d get it if I said to him, ‘Long time no see’, when we meet.”
She hopes to make a movie with him.
She met her current husband and future PM whilst she was working at a Japanese restaurant in the US, and whilst he was studying at Stanford.
At that time she was still married to her first husband, but this apparently did not deter the pair; the PM even brags about his cuckoldry: “The average man chooses his mate from among unmarried women, I chose mine from among all women.”
Via The Independent.
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crazy bitch @@
The average surface temperature of Venus is over 400 degrees Celsius. She must have been wearing shorts.
...it can't be helped
we are fucked, scientology has taken Japan
Niechaj Budda da jej poznac jego moc
Oh Budda let her discover your power
Hehe, they just covered this on Fox news.
She also claims to eat the Sun.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/6129871/Japans-new-first-lady-flew-to-Venus-with-UFO.html
I bet she's one of the victims of Butchykid's Supernatural "Incidents"..
http://www.youtube.com/user/BUTCHYKID624
And wow, look at her face in the second pic.. It's raping my soul..
Are Japanese politicians usually this amusing? XD
Bet she's a Scientologist
hahaha
inb4 Xenu
I rather have Rozen Aso messing around with anime museums(aside from saying like poor people shouldn't marry), than a PM whose wife'll soon be addicted to LSD.
excuse me. but there is nothing but ground and lava on venus. its like 500 Celcius there.
is a lie.
No shit sherlock
What the fuck.Both of them are crazy.Japan is doomed.
ic...they let anybody into the government.
Aliens...moar liek North Corea, amirite?
Horrible hair then, horrible hair today.
then I'm a half-master?
this might not be that bad. Abraham Lincoln had a crazy wife too and look at the job he did. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, Yukio Hatoyama will free the hentai.
I wonder if she met nagato? ^_^
Way to embarrass the president, you twat
She is lying, obviously she IS the alien
A weird thing to say for the first lady of Japan
Curious, though off topic, are there anymore pictures of the one above from this same artist?
We all think she’s nuts here in Japan.
And we’re embarrassed about all this.
But our media kept her a secret before the elections,
so actualy, most of us didn’t know how loony she was till now.
This is how we feel about her in Japan :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znEQnz7Wvx0
Please at least take a look at this.
and just when you thought that ldp party members were crazy...
Looks like it's time to protest against Scientology again.
Wonder if it's finally time for 2ch to get involved.
No proof = HOAX lol3
They look like they're nice people.
Well, look at it this way...at least Michelle Obama's normal.
“The average man chooses his mate from among unmarried women, I chose mine from among all women.”
This man is.
i wonder if she met nagato
omg i am so using this as a current event XD i'll site this website too just for the hell of it
We all know that atheists believe that when they die, they will be reincarnated into trees and live on forever.
Anyway, I bet once her husband takes office, she won't be as provocative about these things. Take Jimmy Carter for example...
The joke may be that she really is telling the truth and all the naysayers are wrong.
I think she missed the last part of saying "everything was just a lie". Attention-whore... and yeah of ALL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! Why be specific w/ someone to recall w/ esp a "sexy" figure Hollywood actor Tom Cruise who's for all we know is almost any girl's eye candy. So are so obvious and lame bitch. You should also have said that you used to be Supergirl from the planet Kryptonite and you were the very reason how Chuck Norris learned his Roundhouse kick so perfectly no one ever lives and still be a virgin ones hit.
Poor future for japan with this "first lady"
Are all the Japanese fucking insane?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
She has paranoid schizophrenia.
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Probably she had sex for the first time in her fucking life, taking her to a whole new world which she calls venus.
okay..
so we replaced rozen aso with a fucking alien and his wife?
I just watched this story aired on the Chicago Morning News.
I hadn't laughed that hard at the morning news since...ever actually.
I was wondering how long till i saw this on Sankaku. Hey DPJ's THIS is what you chose to replace 50 years of competent rule that made you the second richest country in the world.
I like the before and after pictures.
Things like these make me feel so tired...
Oh hey, it sounds like my mom.
“The average man chooses his mate from among unmarried women, I chose mine from among all women.”
What a guy! Hell yeah this is Japan's new PM!
really makes you question the judgement of the new PM.
Maybe she wasn't spouting this nonsense back when they got it on....
it can't be helped.