Japan’s First Lady: “I Was Abducted by Aliens!”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Sep 3, 2009 21:17 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Celebrities, DPJ, Hollywood, Miyuki Hatoyama, Politics, Superstition
Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of Japan’s newly elected DPJ Prime Minister, claims she was abducted by aliens and taken to Venus, and was a friend of Tom Cruise in a previous life.
Her admissions come from a book she published recently, “Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered.”
The 62-year-old former dancer speaks of her alien abduction experience: “While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,” she claims.
She describes the hellish pressure cooker of the Venusian surface: “It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green.”
In other remarks she claims “We’re all aliens!”
The eccentric first lady is also known for her interest in other crankery, such as the occult, macrobiotics and creating her own bizarre fashion ensembles, but it is her claims about having been a friend of top Scientologist poster-boy Tom Cruise in a past life which stand out in addition to her extraterrestrial travel.
She says in an interview given to UFO rag Mu that she knew him in a previous incarnation (when he was Japanese, of course), “I believe he’d get it if I said to him, ‘Long time no see’, when we meet.”
She hopes to make a movie with him.
She met her current husband and future PM whilst she was working at a Japanese restaurant in the US, and whilst he was studying at Stanford.
At that time she was still married to her first husband, but this apparently did not deter the pair; the PM even brags about his cuckoldry: “The average man chooses his mate from among unmarried women, I chose mine from among all women.”
Via The Independent.
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Ok...I belive you...just give me some prove like some sovenior from Alien's Sovenior's shop or some Alien Greeny Pudding...and please don't say it dissolved before coming back.
Believe in me, who believe in you.
If a woman that takes pleasure in having sex is a slut, then what are men.
A stud
Men are rapists. End of story.
ALIEN Raped her??
GTFO Feminazi. Its your fault for not staying in the Kitchen. Now go make me a steak Sloppy Joe Sandwich.
I think she just smoke some canabis while was viewing tha last samurai...
@Anon 22:54
Please see a therapist and get help.....
Where as all men want pussy, not all take it by force. Please leave your pain and aggresion at the door.
On another note, women get much more upset about being turned down for sex(in a relationship or not) than men. Strange, HUH?
@Anonymous 22:54
Both genders are capable of rape. There have been news reports of female rapists more and more lately.
One such example was a news report about a woman in the US that raped and murdered a young girl, and another example was about 5 women who raped 1 man.
Do more research about the topic before you make such a blatantly sexist and hostile remark.
The reason women are sluts is 'cos most women pretend they don't enjoy sex; men who don't are normal, while those who pretend they don't enjoy sex are called prudes. Anyone who actually doesn't enjoy sex is considered sub-human by the populous, so slutty women should be thankful at least men appreciate them.
@ Exitium
rape = forced sex
how can a man be forced to have sex with a woman when he needs to be aroused to have an erection? butseks?
being arroused and not liking it is just not possible
^ All that's required to have an erection at the bare minimum is physical stimulation. Now GTFO troll.
Slut : A person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous.
women who are sexually promiscuous are sluts..
women who enjoy sex aren't sluts..
that's it.. so everyone stop misusing the term.. >_>..
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and to answer the original question.. women have terms for sexually promiscuous men as well..
such as bastard.. scumbag..
jerk.. jackass etc..
I would argue some more with some of the points made here.. but I can't be bothered..
Like Anonymous 1:55 said, an erection can be forced through physical stimulation, or the man can be drugged or he could be raped analy with a strap-on.
Give him viagra and acid and go all night long ... :<
I get sad just thinking about it, as a girl, that anyone would be so hateful to have angry, forced sex like that with a guy ...
@Tiedupinknots
Faggots don't want pussy!
You're all prawns! Get off my planet!
The closest planets are both dead.
But filled with ridiculous gibs and awesome guns. I guess thats why they're both dead...
That, or 4kids used them up and set their sights on earth. Now they plan to destroy this planet through horrible dubbing and merciless editing of anime. But as I have said before, I could be wrong.
errr silent hill ufo ending? ._.
well actually prove her wrong, it's still innocent till proved guilty!
Actually, Japanese criminal law would beg to differ on that point. ;o (Protip: Never get arrested in Japan, ever.)
“The average man chooses his mate from among unmarried women, I chose mine from among all women.”
No.
hatoyama is badass
Not when he hits and misses like that.
Technically speaking, we are all aliens, at least to other lifeforms out there, given that the term "alien" is just used to describe unknown creatures, or things that we are unfamiliar with.
The other points she raises however, are less believable, for obvious reasons.
When we say aliens it means WE don't know what it is and since we know who we are we are not aliens >:(. Also how do you even know aliens exist? It's likely but not guaranteed so your statement is wrong >:C.
Also she is saying 62 years ago she was the friend of tom cruise but he is only 28 now..
hmm.
Dude, she was 62 years old and Tom Cruise is at his 40's
"Technically speaking, we are all aliens, at least TO OTHER LIFEFORMS"
Technically speaking, we are not aliens to any know life forms, because all known life forms exist on our planet.
She's indirectly quoting Moby: We Are All Made of Stars. xD
Aaah, but do you truly know yourself?
If, you did, then you would've reached enlightenment and no longer be on this Earth, ergo you do not know yourself because you are still here and therefore you're an alien.
:P
Or something like that.. Buddhist logic can give one a serious headache. :P
Whe term "aliens" is usually applied to beings or objects that are not from an "area" or "not originally of this planet".
Venus = green + beautiful...?
This is a job for lolwutermeon!
well in an orange-blue (if it would mixe it could make some sort of gree) hellish (737°K or 464°C) manner
If I remember correctly venus is a tad more than 900 Fahrenheit, so I'm not sure where she got the idea that venus was green and beautiful. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around her saying she knew tom cruise in a past life when not only is she older than him but he is still alive. O_o
But if he is 40 she could have known him in one of HIS past lives, she would have been in her 20's and he would have died and been reborn. Or it could have been a past life for each of them.
lol, I don't necessarily believe her stories but it seems a lot of people are confused on the fact that there would be some ways the statement is possible.
Japan is doomed
Don't know about doomed, but they're in for "interesting times". Either she really believes this stuff, or she made it up to help sell the book. Either way, she's probably going to come out with more outrageous balderdash.
I wonder if she's a "birther", too?
Well, the other guy wants the Thunderbirds, so she had to counter with something...
Taro Aso, we hardly knew ye.
Even better, Tex, they replaced Rozen Aso with the female version of Biden.
This is truly the signs of our times.
Nippon saw the madness- Happiness that had infected the United States back in '08 and didn't want to be left holding the shit bag of sanity! So they too elected a loon to "balance" the global nutbag books. Tiny tom will be excited that a government now embraces his own cult- Religion and hopes to see a bigger push to enslave- Cultivate a complete- Larger following there for scientology.
I have no doubt the next whack job insanity will happen in RAGheadistan- I mean Afghanistan, when the election results show that they decided that they couldn't live another moment without the even further loony terrorists- radicals- err.. fundamentalist and bring them all back into power.
She needs to watch more anime, oh wait that'll make her like "i was raped by giant tentacle!"
And venus is yelow with acid rain on the weekend
Damn, and I had a picnic planned for the weekend...
And so the bullshit starts . . .
Who knows, it could be true.. ~
Yes, Venus is a lush tropical paradise. Why don't you go there sometime?
Your sarcasm detector is failing, parent anon.