Bayonetta Too Sexy For PS3


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    Comment by Anonymous
    17:51 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL Double Tonfa Bazookas!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:37 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    add a hot 2d women to any game you want to sell and your profit will sky rocket

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:45 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thanks for Beta Testing, PS3.

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    Comment by GodOfSpeed
    16:17 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Stupid developers don't even know how to make ports, i just don't understand, it's already 2009 and shit like this still happens.

    The one that's demo-ed in that place better be the older version Platinum Games!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:12 04/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Becouse ps3's gpu suck ,and cell isnt powerfull enough to do everything .

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:01 04/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Apparently you are one who is unable to read numbers and any form of human writing.

    Please do your hope work. If cell is great, both intel and AMD would just need to start packing up. There is major difference in architecture which is posing a difficulty for many programmers.

    The PS3 is a totally new playground as compared to the 360 which is based on proven theories (similar to China copied products).

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:47 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow 360 fanboys still exist..... name me one thing that makes the 360 much more better than a ps3? Aside from MS trying to buy you out with perks on a crappy system..(wow I get 3 years warranty on my 360!! wopeeeee!becuase it breaks down like once in every month? so you spend half your time waiting for your warranty....GREAT! oh shit my country has no MS warranty policy! Time to buy a new one! and the beat goes on.....)

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:44 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's cheaper and has better exclusives. PS3 is a good console, but it ain't got enough good games. End of discussion.

    19:53 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But how are you going to play those game if the RRoD finally...

    Oh nevermind, this conversation will just end up with the PS3noGames >PS3willHaveMoreSoon >XboxMoreGames >RRoD? >PS3noEXCLUSIVEgames loop..

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:31 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NEW SHIT!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:55 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't live in asshole country like that pstard

    I has PS3 it sucks and this is true cos I own it for real yeah? you don't believe me? you believe all other tards saying I own Xbox360 and it sucks?

    Trolling is the salt of this site

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:07 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    games designed for asians.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:33 04/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    360 is better because it has the games. Only exclusive fighter is DOA 4 this gen, JRPG like Lost odyssey, Star ocean 4, Magna carta 2, Last remnant, Infinite undiscovery and Blue dragon etc. You can actually list a handful without having to state fucking strategy rpg. Then it's got SHMUPS, it's got good FPS and TPS, it's got better WRPG (like Fable and Mass effect). And for me KINGDOM UNDER FIRE 2. That won the fucking war for me there.

    Then when you want BC you don't have to dig for older models etc. You don't have to pay more for wireless pads cos you can have a wired one if you want (like I do), you can play on XBLA (the place where people have mics so it's not dead silent or text typing). Also one thing 360 does better is ports.

    I'm not saying PS3 is bad though, it's great. better value for money, all the tech is out of the box (like wifi and leads to charge wireless pads) but it's just not got the games I want. No point in a games console without the games you want.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:14 04/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... yeah right ...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:43 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh man... a sexy librarian/witch/swordswoman/gunslinger/dominatrix with dual rocket launchers and magic hair... this game has everything! And given how athletic she is, I bet she fucks like a tiger!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:30 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fucks like a tiger.... Rawr!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:45 04/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have both systems. Here's the rule I follow. If a game is multiplatform I buy the 360 version.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    kinda reminds me of 'God of War 3' game...

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    Comment by hALOTOO
    14:42 05/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Does anyone think the gameplay graphic look similar to Valkyria Chronicles instead of full 3D, anyway gonna get this game

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:02 12/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    uuuummmm trying not to be a n00b here but if you have a ps3 why not just order a japanese version of the game from the net bluray discs are region free anyways

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:54 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Play with right, fap with left.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:31 08/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait, this site actually complimented the 360?
    Finally!

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    Comment by NG
    18:34 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn! Who ever said devil may cry was great?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:19 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    like all the ps3 gmaes lol

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    Comment by Deviant Discordian
    14:55 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    One handed play? Are we supposed to fap while playing?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:06 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol never thought of that, but okay.

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    Comment by Deviant Discordian
    15:28 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You didn't? Your pervert-fu is weak.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:44 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Clearly the PS3 is only good for playing blurays and PS3 exclusive games. Which is why I'm happy that I have a 360 and Wii for everything else. Also happy I didn't care enough to buy the beta test of Vesperia.

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    Comment by Max51
    10:40 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If only they made her hotter and she didn't have that 70's jump suit, I would have boughten that game

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    Comment by Max51
    10:42 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this game has been dubbed already?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:45 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol this game looks hilarious. jam every button for random combos and watching her shoot the crap out of everything while her clothes magically vanish!! Looks more fun than any dmc games

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:46 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    who cares

    another bitch game

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:06 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    360 be superior, ps3 are for infidels

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:33 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    sad story. i was thinking otherwise before - now i'm insure about which one's superiour.

    to get the facts straight, the ps3 does have the better cpu and no fucked up directx based sdk. but! it came out just a bit too early - its gpu is based on an nvidia core one generation older than the 360's amd xenos. the key aspect here is that the xenos has a unified shader architecture, meaning it's up to the developers to decide where to bias the numbercrunching. the rsx inside the ps3 is similar to the geforce 7, which has the shaders statically assigned, which also doesn't allow them to be used easily for anything else than graphics. the spus in the cell cpu alleviate this possible need a little.

    in any case, the technological differences are not as big as many people might believe. in the end it all boils down to how good the games are and how well they are ported to the respective platform. it's exactly the same with pc games: you might have the most advanced core i7/dual gtx295/32gb ram pc - if a game can't max it out and the controls are shit, you're better off with buying a (far cheaper) console to play it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:12 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    in what way is it superior?

    You mean it's processor based on the cell chip design?

    It's oh so original graphics chip that is in no way just a redesigned pc gpu?

    It's propensity to overheat?

    I own both btw and have coded for both too and I can say that the only reason crap like this happens is because most developers optimise their code for 360 due to a larger install base, and an easier to work with SDK, that is it...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:04 04/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And rsx is just a poor version gf7800 ;] with only 8 rops 128 bit bus ;]

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    Comment by Niker
    10:31 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    An anonymous coder that coded for both machines..

    Yeah...

    Anyways, theres a vid on youtube that someone fried a steak on the ps3.

    The 360's overheating was fixed with the elite.

    The Xbox is superior because of Gears and Halo... I would have gotten the ps3 but I really couldn't come up with any real games... Final Fantasy's turn based combat is old fashioned...

    Cheers,
    Nick

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:28 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What. So much fail! Xbox is superior because microsoft forces much less censorship innit than Sony!

    Other than that, doesn't really matter at all whichone you choose and for the working class... price ain't that much to buy both. And when you have both, it doesn't matter a single bit if Sony or Microsoft pushes some 'exclusive' content in, duh.

    Its fail to only own either one :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:41 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's your problem? Free replacement not good enough ? Rather pay 150$ to replace your Blu-Ray Drive or repair the YLoD?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:46 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    These 360 losers are still in denial that the 360 console sucks. THE ELITE FIXED?!?!?!? YEAH RIGHT!!! After my 2nd 360 Elite got the RROD I decided not to be an asshole anymore. Only stupid people wouldn't learn from their mistakes. I dare not to be stupid enough to buy another 360. I got burned twice and I'LL BE DAMNED NOT TO SAY ANYTHING TO THOSE WHO SAID THAT THE MICROSHIT 360 IS BETTER!!! Only stupid people buy defective consoles like the 360.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:35 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    your post was great till you decided to ruin it by naming those two games... :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:44 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well.. Otakus usually don't like games like that (Halo, gears, etc),
    But most gamers only play shooters and/or action games; thus making the 360 more appealing for the average gamer..

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:59 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "But most gamers only play shooters and/or action games"

    if by gamers you mean rednecks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:51 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'm shigeru miyamoto, just checking this thread

    you can contact me at miyamoto@nintendo.com <--- proof that i'm the real miyamoto

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:49 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'M CLIFF FUCKING BLESZINSKI posting as anonymous YOU BETTER BELIEVE ME

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:55 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Like it or not Halo 3 and Gears of War 2 (witch both are not available on the PC yet) were both great games. The fact that there both shooting games on the 360 has little to do with it, after all the PS3 has some note worthy shooters as well (Killzone and Resistance).

    And as far as gamers only playing shooting action games. I don't know where you get your information from but my video game collection has all types in it. Shooting, platform, RPG, puzzle, racing, fighting, flight sims, and sports games. My favorites so far are the games that combine elements from others like Kingdom Hearts (RPG, platform) and Masseffect (RPG, shooting)

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:27 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The 360's overheating was fixed with the elite."
    that's a funny claim considering MS still has a horribly high unit failure rate, even now. why just the past few weeks there's been 2-3 consumer reports reporting the 360s failure rate is still, at this very moment, even units with the newest chip sets, far higher than either of their competitors (anywhere from 1-in-4 to 1-in-2 depending on which report you read).
    that's what you consider fixed eh?
    even Microsoft doesn't claim that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:04 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    FPS are old too. I was an active modder of old FPS games like Descent, Duke Nukem, and Doom during high school. Best part is fragging your friends on your custom maps over dialup, which by the way, rarely lagged.

    Coming from that background, why the hell would I want to buy a heavily DRM'd PC, pay a more expensive version of a game with DLC add-ons that should have come as free mods, pay for the online service on top of the internet cost, and no accommodation for playing beyond the way they dictate you to play?

    Japanese games besides eroge have always been locked to consoles, so in the case of JRPGs I never felt that they were progressively ripping me off for an experience that had its heyday... more likely the experience is just the same, with better graphics.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:44 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gears and Halo are a lot better on the PC, why would anyone buy an xbox to play those? Hell, anything available for the xbox worth mentioning is also available on the PC, and better in any way...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:20 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    cause, lyk u kno, anime games are totally awesome. Believe it!

    Like the ps3 exclusive games are so great. Why would I want to be an old geezer in a box when I could be the cyborg break dancing ninja? The only fault I have with 360 is that its controller sucks ass to play fighting games.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:52 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well actually no...not really..no not at all... lol its actually the fault of the coders who fail to make use of the extremely advanced architecture of the PS3, the 360's architecture is simple to work with its just like a PC. superior? lets get the facts right first of all please.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:39 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nick, cheer your dick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:06 04/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Advanced architekture ?? Yeah right ;] Its just a big mistake like ps2 in this terms ,hyped mistake to somethink awesome ;] .

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:22 03/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    For development, you're right.





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