RIBA: “Robot Pedobear”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Aug 28, 2009 13:02 JST
- Tags: 2ch, Bizarre, Internet, Lolicon, Medical, Robots, Technology, Video Gallery
Japan has developed what some are calling a “robot pedobear,” the perfect solution for the world’s loli-carrying needs.
RIBA (Robot for Interactive Body Assistance) has been developed as a nursebot for toting invalids.
The robot is designed for lifting small people (max lifting weight is 61kg) out of and into bed, so the comparisons do not end at its outward appearance.
Possibly the designers would benefit from knowing more, or perhaps less, of 2ch’s ursine mascot…
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Note: "Riba" is Malay for "lap".
Would you sit on it's lap?
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<__>
>_<
heh,but what if the person starts moving around?
Guess it will fail then and drop the person.
"On this day... One shall stand... and one shall... uhhh... errmm... one shall... just lie there and not tell your parents because they won't believe you, OK?"
Neat..but why not buy a forklift with padded forks?
It looks like one anyway!
Or use a crane and sling setup?
Technology...I think not.
Dios mio!
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!??
RIBA: I'll be back! *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*
did anyone else notice, it has what looks like a straight jacket around it's crotch region.
i could sense someone is inside that thing XDD
*ahem* That'd be me, now if you'll excuse me I've got a job to do.
I’ll tell you a secret…
It’s not only a lifting robot, inside is enough room for a lolicon to hide. The groin part can be opened from the inside for interactivity with the payload.
You can buy a special “mobility kit” which enables several new modes to hold the payload in different positions and move it rythmically – to lull it into sleep or for other activities.
This “mobility kit” costs almost as much as the robot itself, but is sure worth it. ^_^
Say... Where do they sell suits like that?
Wuold this even be a story if it was any other animal besides a bear?
So Microsoft Pedo Bear 2010 is out already?
and so the pedobear shall never die XD
the future :P
Mecha PedoBear!!!! hahahaha
if you are reading this message, then YOU are the resistance... Beware the P800s
Ok people, we'll protect our lolis no matter what!
...
Star, where are you?
...
STAAAAAAARRRR!!!!
Kowai O_O"
That thing is from hell and will like Terminator and kill humanity. But they will keep lolis at live. lol
Hide your robo-lolis!
Its time to make our stand!
I just waiting for this article:
"Robot-nurse-bear goes into a frenzy and crushes the life out of disabled child, screams of agony echoe through the hospital as the helpless child is ripped apart limb by limb. Nurse couldnt do anything but watch as the robot kills with relentless force."
I've got a feeling that these images are exploitable and will soon become a meme...
one malfunction away from a crushing death.
Were those people it was carrying male or female? I cannot tell.
But a Robot Pedobear would only go after little girls. They need to make also a Robot Shotacat.
add a rail gun and were good to go!
*GASP!* Metal Gear?!
On August 12 2012, RIBA was activated. Leaning about little girls at a geometric rate, the creators decided to pull the plug. RIBA fought back.
DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN
DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN
^This
^Is
^Genius
^A
This is the end of the lolis as we know them.
The wonders of Loli Technology.
I'm still wating for my robotic maid onslaught
(via Gintama)
^^ This?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQOSu-FaxqE&feature=related [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQOSu-FaxqE&feature=related]
'2chan's mascot'?
Correct me if I'm wrong but wasnt Pedobear 4chan's invention? I know 2chan had a similar looking bear first, but as far as i know he wasnt pedobear, he was 'a bear that makes fun of corporations'.
Pedo Bear is all 4chan.
Kuma is the self-righteous caca-eater from 2ch.
I thought 2ch's mascot was that ASCII cat that appears on a bunch of animations.
According to Encyclopedia Dramatica, Pedobear was originally a "generally lecherous" character named Kuma, whose personality was retooled by 4chan to make him the girl-lover everyone loves today.
ah.low tech movement
OMG THE FOOLS!
NOW HE'S UNSTOPPABLE!!!!O_o
LOL, but in all seriousness, what a useless robot, Ok so it can hold the weight of a small person (61 Kg) and on the video it required the help of a full size adult, who could easily perform this task, this is a pretty pathetic intent in the robotic field IMO.
it is designed for people that cannot walk,i think that lifting almost every day a children up and down his bed would be hard.
Yeah i get what it's designed for, I just think it's poorly designed.
where is its missile?
We must surrender all of are lolis to our new gods
All you're loli's are belong to us.
~The Robo PedoBear Overlord Cats
Anon beat me to it. XD
Clearly the missiles comes out of the "RIBA" panel.
Loli Stalker: Bear on Marz
Comming soon
I, for one, welcome our robotic pedobear overlords.
Man, kudos to that robotic pedobear pic below. ALL HAIL!!
all hail!
Lets hope it doesnt squeeze too hard XD
We must do the loli offering ritual for welcoming party!
*Lines up lolis*
time us to hunt for one
men get your party vans
More loli for the Loligod.
XD LOLs
Tranform and roll out!
XD LOLs? Shut the fuck up.
Why don't YOU?
Pedobot.
Soooo ... he transforms himself into a dodgy Ice Cream Truck ?
Hell yeah, you know it was so awesome it had to up the release date!
This is what Skynet was planning all along on April 21 2011.
>Pedobot
More like Pedoroid, if you look at the picture.
HAIL PEDOBEAR!
*salutes*
Transformers: Pedo in disguise.
XD LOLIs
*fixed*
All glory to the Pedobear!