Lolicon Gets Off with Free Viagra

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A lolicon who for 30 years has had his way with innumerable children is receiving free Viagra in order to cure his impotence, courtesy of taxpayers, in spite of recently having avoided a prison sentence for fondling an 11-year-old-girl as he only poses a “relatively modest” risk of initiating further attacks.

The 71-year-old lolicon, a resident of Peterborough in the UK, apparently started his career of loli sex in 1978, when he had sex with a 15-year-old babysitter. His latest conquest took the form of an 11-year-old girl, whom he fondled after employing to clean his abode.

He was soon arrested and charged, but the judge opted to spare him from prison after his defence argued he “wouldn’t be able to cope,” with the judge conceding “reluctantly” that he could be let off with a ban from further contact with children and ordered to attend classes designed to teach him not to sexually assault people.

However, in spite of his record of sexual offences, his advanced age, and his present offence, he continues to be prescribed “anti-impotence” aphrodisiac Viagra, all at taxpayer expense on the National Health Service, with the judge drily noting “You appear to persist in applying for the sexually stimulating drug Viagra and you continue to be prescribed it.”

He describes his “great hesitation” at letting the lolicon go free.

Local moralists are outraged:

“’I am shocked that someone has been given a chemical aid to sexual activity when they are misdirecting their urges. It gives them a chance to abuse more children.

It does seem very, very surprising that someone with that kind of tendency is given medication that enhances rather than dampens it”

Despite this, police and the NHS are powerless to intervene, as doctor-patient confidentiality ensures his doctor’s prescription cannot be interfered with, and he is under no obligation to inform the doctor of his proclivities himself. Even were he to do so, the law forbids the doctor from considering criminal convictions in his prescriptions.

Via the Telegraph.


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    Comment by abort-retry-fail
    18:34 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    15 years old, isn't that old for a loli?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:09 26/08/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Consider the varying rate of development, and then the man's own (unknown) personal tastes. He could very likely hunt down his appealing favorites based on looks alone, putting his victims at a wide range of options, and vice-versa depending on where you cut off my sentence.

    Comment by MusicalNote
    16:56 23/08/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I have the urge to to a Kyon styled face palm. I mean, seriously, this is maddening. We can't have our loli, rape, *insert any fetish with women* hentai because it's 'degrading' but some fucked up old man gets to have sex with real children because he's not a spring chicken anymore, and still gets free viagra? What?

    There is no good in the world anymore, it seems. People are too worried about being politically correct or nice to be smart and respect freedom of speech. Let's release all the rapists and murderers because 'they didn't mean to hurt anyone' or 'she seduced him with a glance' or 'He's old/dieing'. Let's imprison all the people who have done nothing wrong because they like to look at drawings on paper.
    Oh, wait, we've already started...

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:06 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Next, they'll give him lolis to take care of him.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:23 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hells yeah

    since now the uk is overrun with muslims... I WANT MY 72 VIRGINS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:06 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Alright.. but Allah never said that they'll be girls.

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    Comment by Miroku74
    20:48 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or that he'd actually be alive to enjoy them... martyrs for the cause supposedly get 'em, or so I heard.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:09 25/08/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    wonder what happens if i masturbate in public...free hookers?

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    Comment by Pyrolight
    23:00 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL not only is

    as doctor-patient confidentiality ensures his doctor’s prescription cannot be interfered with,

    messed up (that's actually backwards from the spirit of the concept)

    the law forbids the doctor from considering criminal convictions in his prescriptions.

    Is just epic.

    Comment by kenjiharima
    18:34 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's Mizore's shimapan!

    Comment by MeidoNiac
    20:11 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No wonder it's hawt//// :3

    Anyway, anybody else noticed that there are FIVE delicious butts thumbnails on the Recent News section at the right side of this page...?

    Comment by MeidoNiac
    20:06 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow, free viagra for him. Oh great, be ready for reports of little girls getting their V&P holes ripped apart as a result of serious penetrations by something BIG..

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    Comment by Anonymous
    23:42 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahaha... yours as big as worm!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:41 17/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe this is just my crazy ramblings, but what if this man has a problem getting it up with normal stimulus? I.e. without Viagra he can't get it up to fuck his wife(I assume he'd have a partner to get a Viagra prescription)), but he can fuck lolis. Under those circumstances, giving him the prescription so he can get his freak on legally would make sense. It's a defensible line of thought, though I'm not sure if I'd follow it.
    I'm a shotacon and if I was worried that I might be an imminent threat to 3D shotas, I'd castrate myself, then go to a psychologist to get drugs to counteract what's left of my testosterone levels, or get sectioned.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:00 25/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Finally the system is working.

    Comment by The_Real_TRUE_GOD
    13:50 24/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I just need 365 hot lolis right now, right here, so I can relax with at least 1 per day.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:13 18/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Very nice site!

    Comment by Dietrich
    06:54 24/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sometimes I wonder if my drop out brother can be a politician. Statutes suck. Both ways. If a 19 year old does a 16 or 17 year old GF then he gets jail. If a high school girl takes topless pictures of herself and sends them to her BF she has to register as a sex offender, but hey, let give the lolicon Viagra so he can "be ready" for that elementary schooler! Fucking brilliant. And don't even get me started on UNICEF's ass hattery with loli images.

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    Comment by Reboot
    02:04 24/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Stop babling nonsense.

    V1agra is prescribed in cases of right heart insuficience. I supose that man is dying due to a cardiac insuficience.

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    Comment by 13k
    02:25 24/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    not sure if you're being sarcastic/serious here XD

    if i may add on, the condition you're referring to is called pulmonary arterial hypertension (and yes, can lead to right-sided heart failure)

    the drug used to treat this, also by Pfizer (the same company that gave us Viagra) is called 'Revatio'. But other than the name difference, the primary ingredient in Viagra and Revatio is the same.

    perhaps you are right, and the 'local moralists' as mentioned in the article is jumping to conclusions ;D

    Comment by Bass Chan
    02:29 24/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh fuck i live in Peterborough...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:59 24/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They're just saving jail cells for real criminals like eroge players.

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    Comment by msgundam2
    15:20 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well the UK just let a murderer of like 260 people that is supposedly dieing go. so letting a pedophile go for being old is no big deal to them.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    15:27 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!

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    Comment by Sorrior
    18:17 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And right as i read this Code geas is on CN great anyways yeah ALL HAIL BRITTANIA land of the free viiagra.

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    Comment by msgundam2
    15:34 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ALL HAIL FAIL

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:26 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It can't be helped

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    Comment by AppleIIGuy
    15:06 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A shining example of government run medical system. And O wants this in the US.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:35 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Please, kindly, shut up. This has nothing to do with health care and everything to do with the judiciary. I know you Americans are short on the whole mercy thing (no criminal is too functionally retarded for American courts, and no criminal too young either) but this guy just got the pity vote.

    Given the way the UK is going he won't be here in a few more years unless somebody decides to rock the boat and do something useful for once.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:57 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol at "You Americans."

    Oh, Eurofags, your uninformed opinions about us makes me smile.

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    Comment by neus
    04:57 24/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahh cute anon, if u actually knew something u would know the UK is usually quite apart from EU directives ...

    Nice try though ... no go get you free penile medicine!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:30 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol at "short on the whole mercy thing (no criminal is too functionally retarded for American courts, and no criminal too young either)"
    Some crims just need to be executed in a most horrid manner to state an example. Here some ethnic minorities lynched a teacher in front of his family, and they got sentences like 5 years per culprit. I say kill these kinds of crims no matter how young or retarded they might be.

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    Comment by kajunbowser
    15:15 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Give boner enhancements to old men, they die from their own "Death Boners" happy. XDD

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    Comment by 13k
    14:59 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what an appropriate image..

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:14 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    indeed! i always wonder how do you find such images for a topic!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:30 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    THOUSANDS OF IMAGES, THOUSANDS OF POSSIBILITIES!

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    Comment by Y10NRDY
    14:58 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    in other news, the police department will be handing out loaded guns to convicted armed thieves and buttloads of smack to drug dealers.

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    Comment by nocturne
    15:32 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And in other news, financial magnates responsible for our current economic meltdown will receive bailouts and other gifts of money and federal protection through taxpayer money.

    Comment by Schrobby
    20:07 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly. This shows there is something seriously wrong with the world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:27 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Omfg this is pathetic. I now pledge my loyalty to the Independence Day aliens or Skyet, whichever comes first. At least they would have more sense than this and Obama.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:30 01/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    how about we hate both partys and move on senes all they do is just try to out do eachother, like 2 sibleings trying to be mommys and daddys fav >_>

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:11 24/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Considering that Bush started the bailout in the first place, maybe people should reconsider their ill-conceived political and moral outrages.

    Comment by Raging Raven
    14:57 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Will we be getting this treatment when we hit 71 years old?

    Comment by gunzaku
    16:03 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    provided you are not living in japan, where even playing eroge is considered a crime..

    Comment by Razor Claw
    20:28 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hah!! XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:01 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Playing!? Eroge?!

    You will be executed on the spot if you even dare THINK about any female as anything sort of a goddess.

    All non-females will have Code-666 chips implanted on their foreheads at birth, which are directly linked to their brains where their every thought and action are recorded and submitted for inspection at the 'Equality Service Now!' headquarters, where any violators'(violations are judged according to the mood of the IC of that day) chips will be detonated remotely.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:10 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    O-Haruhi Sama!

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    Comment by tyciol
    11:42 11/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haruhi will give us all Viagra

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:01 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *short of a

    Comment by gunzaku
    16:04 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "where even playing eroge is considered a crime.."
    according to the fems, that is.

    Comment by John Doe
    20:30 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ROFL

    Comment by Super Wanker
    20:35 23/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not funny, John.





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