A man has been arrested for chasing down two women and flinging his own excrement at them, explaining that he had no female friends and was annoyed at work.
The 39-year-old construction worker, a resident of Osaka, drove past a woman on his bike one night, flinging his own previously prepared excrement into her face. A similar attack had occurred previously.
Soon he would turn himself in and be charged with assault, explaining that “I was pissed off at work. I didn’t have any female friends.”
All is revealed in an interview with an officer involved with the case:
There were no injuries but this was horrible!
About 01:00, a 20-year-old woman was returning from her part-time job. A bike drove past her, and the rider threw the excrement he was holding at her head.
Did he hit?
Yeah. Sadly, he got her splat in the face. He was coming past her, so it was more from the side than straight on.
Just where on earth did he put this excrement!?
It looks like he got it from an outdoor bowel movement he had just before the attack. He just held it in his left hand, got on his bike, found a random woman and threw it in her face.
He threw it with his hand…
It was probably big and hard enough to get a good grip on.
How did you catch him?
The woman before also reported an attack. Soon after he showed up at the station, and admitted everything saying “I can’t run any more.” He admits it all.
What was his motive?
He’s saying “I was pissed off at work.” We’re on the look out for bag snatchers riding bikes, but for something like this to happen, well…
Via ZakZak.
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OMG. Jiagi's throwing shit on people's faces~!!!
Oh, shit!
Welcome to this crazy Time.
got to give him credit driving a motorcycle with 1 hand and hitting a moving target takes some degree of skill.
Japan needs to loosen its drugs laws, then this wouldn't happen.
...Just has to be the right drug, 'cause the wrong ones can increase the odds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfQTdYSPbUU
Fail
man this is just sick
lol retarded European spelling... 'fay-sees'.
ae makes an ay sound. It's spelled 'feces'.
Only in the U.S.
Everywhere else, it's fæces.
Same thing goes with amœba, anæmia, anæsthesia, diarrhœa, hæmoglobin, pædophile...
"Fetus", however, is correct.
a-may-bah, a-nay-mee-ah, an-ays-thes-ia?
Jeez, America's the only one who spells it the way it actually sounds, and thus correctly >.>
Let him be, Americans even forget their origins due to nonsense.
The English way is correct because we invented the bloody language.
When the shit hits the fan ... er... face.
/＼＿＿__／ヽ､
／ ””” ”””:::::＼
／ ＼, ､／､ .::::::::::＼ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＼ |｀ ;‐＝＝‐ｧ ‘.:::|:::::／ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＼ ｀ニニ´ .:::::／
／｀ー‐–―´´＼
"It was probably big and hard enough to get a good grip on." Qoute of the year??? HAHAHAHAHA!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfQTdYSPbUU
ttp://2ch.site90.net/unko.jpg
ttp://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/200408/28/37/a0029437_21344446.jpg
that was
funny
annoying
disgusting
and funny
hahaha
Second-hand motorbike: $3000.
Fuel: $10.
Taking a shit and throwing it at random women while riding it: Priceless.
"It was probably big and hard enough to get a good grip on."
This = Lulz
It can't be helped. What else was he going to do when he's pissed at work and doesn't have female friends?
Stab people? I prefer him doing a shit throwing rampage rather than sticking knives or bullets into people =p
Just to prove his point about his suffering with involuntary-celibacy, i.e. not having sex against one's own will.
He threw it with his hand…
It was probably big and hard enough to get a good grip on.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Was I the only one that saw this?
what the fuck--
I bet he was a batshit crazy otaku with poor social skills
One of the most epic and disgusting way to OWN somebody
Ewwwwwwwwww
faeces on the face,,, nice pun
It can' be helped
This "Posted by unregistered user" crap is pissing me off. Unregistered users should get instaban xD
As for the dude's explanation: Sound logic, certainly makes sense. I'll be doing the same tomorrow...
What makes sense from his explanation is: if he had a female friend, he would be throwing shit at her.
He will be dead in 12 seconds.
those Osakaens are wild people but their the best partyers in Japan.
Classic and It seems he's left handed too.
Ugh... q(-_-)p
Great way to assure that no women will go out with you, unless they have the fetish that Night Shift Nurses but on the map.
*hurls*
No women can go out with you if you're already dead.
*put
Life is full of lols
._.
I can't tell if this is interesting or disgusting.
what?
Wow, just wow..
Hey wait, this pic is from "Fist of the North Star"?
Yes.
It's devil Jagi
No it's from "Shits from the North Star" ;)
I see what you did there..
And I see you fapping and I came !!!
HA!
Say my name!
fagballs
KENSHIRO! KENSHIRO!
JAGI-SAMAAAAA~!! XD
YUKIMURAAAAAAAAAA~!!
JOUOH-SAMAAAAAAAAAA!!
OJOU-SAMAAAAAAAAAA~!! X3
OYASHIROU-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!
MIO-SAMAAAAAAAAA~!!
Penis.
C-C-COMBO BREAKER-SAMAAAAAA!!!!
PENIS-SAMAAAAAA~!!
^Who gives a fuck.
The only redeeming element of this chain was the mention of Krauser-san and DMC.
did somebody say MARA??
Mara is the embodiment of Krauser himself, it's his personal Persona, if you know what I meant... not, since you can't even connect the dots between Krauser & Mara...Poor ignorant child. Now kindly STFU or GTFO
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAAAAAAAAAA
ORAORAORAORAOAORA
wait wrong series :p
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!
ZA WARUDO!!!
OYAKATA-SAMAAAAAAAAAA~!!
GO TO DMC
KRAUSER!
HIME-SAMAAAAAAAAAA~!!
IT'S KRAUSER-SAN, FUCKER!
lemon5969 yay~
FapNote-Kun
Kenshiro
kenshiro e baba ti
Did you called?
Wrong dude, dude... =_=;
oligopoly!!!!!!!
Ah, my bad. I didn't watch Hokuto no Ken... (but i DID watch Raoh gaiden, though)
Anon is right, when Jagi asked what his name was and people answered Jagi he would kill them, since he was impresonating Kenshiro to make people think Kenshiro was evil.
Better check out the facts before correcting others.
Anon = fail ^^;