Hentai Faeces Flinger Terrorises Town

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A man has been arrested for chasing down two women and flinging his own excrement at them, explaining that he had no female friends and was annoyed at work.

The 39-year-old construction worker, a resident of Osaka, drove past a woman on his bike one night, flinging his own previously prepared excrement into her face. A similar attack had occurred previously.

Soon he would turn himself in and be charged with assault, explaining that “I was pissed off at work. I didn’t have any female friends.”

All is revealed in an interview with an officer involved with the case:

There were no injuries but this was horrible!

About 01:00, a 20-year-old woman was returning from her part-time job. A bike drove past her, and the rider threw the excrement he was holding at her head.

Did he hit?

Yeah. Sadly, he got her splat in the face. He was coming past her, so it was more from the side than straight on.

Just where on earth did he put this excrement!?

It looks like he got it from an outdoor bowel movement he had just before the attack. He just held it in his left hand, got on his bike, found a random woman and threw it in her face.

He threw it with his hand…

It was probably big and hard enough to get a good grip on.

How did you catch him?

The woman before also reported an attack. Soon after he showed up at the station, and admitted everything saying “I can’t run any more.” He admits it all.

What was his motive?

He’s saying “I was pissed off at work.” We’re on the look out for bag snatchers riding bikes, but for something like this to happen, well…

Via ZakZak.


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