“Heroic” Woman Hailed for Chikan Penis Flambé

She did the right thing, a kick could have missed, get her caught or be to weak and touching a random guys wiener is disgusting.

If that dong took flight, it could become a mini-Taepodong! And as a warhead it'll smack itself at the woman's face.

WHAM! BUKKAKE!

fuck that bitch

"it does not seem there was anything preventing her walking away or merely resorting to the classic expedient of a firm kick to the proffered organ…"

Clearly good man, this lady was in it for the lulz.
And she did a rather good job of it.

good go!!

can't stand those fucking brits! It's the same in Italy. Fucking little britpigs behave as if they were the leaders of the world. amerifags are all the same.

OH MY, IT'S ON FIRE!!!

I agree with Artefact, a vast majority of Britannian's are naught but louts ¬_¬

have any of you dealt with a drunk dude before?
( to all the ones who said it's to much )

Most car crashes with drunks causing them, the drunk almost always lives. Why you ask? Becausd they're too damn drunk to die in a car crash.

And like I said in the forums... if you get your balls set on fire when trying to pick up the womenz, your doing something wrong.

noes

THIS IS CRETEEEEEEEE !!!

if I recall correctly, the original story included some dispute as to the veracity of the woman's claims - namely that, by most accounts, she set some random guy's cock on fire.

What a Women I like her already, lol.

Check out the "heroic woman"'s pic.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v224/635/69/n1041547233_3366.jpg

hawt!

I think the real question is does two wrong make a right?

"Although few will be sympathetic to the man’s drunken antics, it does not seem there was anything preventing her walking away or merely resorting to the classic expedient of a firm kick to the proffered organ…"

This pretty much sums up my thoughts. Self defense is fine, but she took it to far...allowing her to get away with that is something only a batshit insane femenazi (Or someone blackmailed by such) would do.

I really hate that abnoxious minority that seems to revel in crapping all over our reputation. Seriously, it somethimes feels like they are intentionally giving anglophobes fodder. Anyway, these Chavs are just bad news, it doesn't matter if they are drinking in our parks or in a foreign country.

Er... I think she went too far. If that was her only option, or he was stepping it up to causing harm, okay. This however, was not needed. Just use a fucking kick to the groin!

can you imagine her going to the police about this "officer I'd like to make a confession,today I fried a man's genitals after being sexually harassed by him."

Sucks for that guy. He may never be able to have normal erections again. But then again, he fucking asked for it.

Hot dog PENIS VERSION!!!!

Who are these fucking insane people? All she had to do was call the police and have him arrested for public indecency. He's clearly drunk. You don't set a drunk person on fire for acting stupid because they are drunk.

She needs to be imprisoned for a very very long time.

This story is fake... are all the stories on this site fake?

two wrongs make a right, and if a man was terrorizing people and touching them that gives her reason to light his peniz on fire. But... damn thats gotta hurt!

"[...]it does not seem there was anything preventing her walking away or merely resorting to the classic expedient of a firm kick to the proffered organ…"
Wel, you have to give her Points for being "Creative" :D

Guys sorry to spoil your fun but actually this article is fake (It's not Artefact's fault, the source had just too many inaccuracies)

I am from Crete myself (actually not too far from Mallia where it happened) and no penis has anything to do with this case...

The actual facts (as reported in the news) are written here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8189296.stm

I think the British tourist fondled the woman's breasts and buttocks and she poured her drink (sambuca to be precise) over him (his face not his lower parts). Whether she set him on fire is not actually certain yet (she claims that after pouring the drink on him she just left).

Sambuca is an extremely flammable drink (maybe I'm exaggerating a bit but it sure is easy to ignite) so it is actually possible for it to ignite if he went near a cigarette or something like that!

I don't really consider what the tourist's parents said to be true, since I really don't think that a local would do something like that without some provocation... I won't deny the possibility, but since I pretty much know what is going on at Mallia, the woman's story is way more propable.

Actually there are a couple of places in Greece (one of them is Mallia) that have been "promoted" outside the country as places that you can go and "have fun", get drunk, do whatever you want usually without having any penalties. For example the image of drunk tourists (both genders) getting partly undressed in public even in front of TV crews has become quite common there. Frankly it causes quite the nuisance to the locals and a lot have happened in the last couple of years (I remember an incident where a local shopkeeper was badly beaten because he just quibbled about their use of his rented scouter and wanted to take it back or something like that, I don't remember correctly to be honest)...

Sorry for the long comment but I dislike misinformation even if it is just for fun.

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What the hell?

This should be the first article about Greece in SanCon.

I feel so happy I wanna cry XD

I've actually burned the pubic hairs of one my male friends because he ASKED me to. And boy do they burn...and smell awful XD.

Not surprised really, since it happened on a remote island in Europe. That man, regardless of his intention to sexually harass that woman, did not deserve the torching of his sexual organs; he was drunk for fucks sake. That woman should have just did what every offended women does: defend themselves physically, not chemically. Stupid woman, this is only the beginning.

Happened in greece so....

THIS!

IS!

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Whatever, I just want more Miyuki usagi-mimi pictures posted . . .

Wow, we are on SanCon - at last! And not for any anime / manga / figure / cosplay activities but for a Cretan girl burning someone's c*ck. Oh well, everyone has to begin @ some place, yes?

I'm greek...people from crete are as far as "hicks" go in my country, in weddings they shoot in the air and there's always someone that dies fromt he hail that comes down a mile away...so you certainly don't sexually assault one of these women...good thing she didn't have her knife on her >_>.

Sometimes, when you're drunk, you go too far and bad things. This is why it's a good idea to stay sober when doing stuff like this. ^_~

Damn, That must have hurt.

Cheers,
Nick

bullshit

He had it coming.