“Heroic” Woman Hailed for Chikan Penis Flambé

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A woman is being hailed as a hero after she set fire to a man’s penis in order to put a stop to his unwanted advances.

The 26-year-old woman, a native of the Greek island of Crete, was enjoying the night-time revelry the isle is famous for when she was approached by one of the many booze guzzling louts from the UK who regularly invade the island.

He apparently removed his trousers and began waving his penis at her and others, and then “forcefully fondled” the lady and offered her the use of his genitals.

She declined, and bade him stop, but he was resolute in his determination to continue his depraved revelry. She tired of this and doused his penis with her highly alcoholic beverage. Even this left him unfazed, so she then took her lighter and ignited his penis, terminating his advances.

The man was hospitalised with second degree burns to his penis and testicles, and is recuperating in a Greek clinic.

The woman earned local praise both for her penis burning and for turning herself in to police soon after.

Courts soon released her pending trial, widely seen as an indication that they accept her argument that she acted in self defence; crowds cheered her on release. Her counsel also expresses an interest in pursuing the chikan for his advances.

Via the Telegraph.

Although few will be sympathetic to the man’s drunken antics, it does not seem there was anything preventing her walking away or merely resorting to the classic expedient of a firm kick to the proffered organ…


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    Comment by Anonymous
    17:59 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She did the right thing, a kick could have missed, get her caught or be to weak and touching a random guys wiener is disgusting.

    Comment by Kyo
    17:24 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If that dong took flight, it could become a mini-Taepodong! And as a warhead it'll smack itself at the woman's face.

    WHAM! BUKKAKE!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:24 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck that bitch

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:06 18/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And he got his balls scorched, good for her.

    Comment by blue_blue
    00:48 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the guy already tried

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    Comment by Chris
    00:10 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "it does not seem there was anything preventing her walking away or merely resorting to the classic expedient of a firm kick to the proffered organ…"

    Clearly good man, this lady was in it for the lulz.
    And she did a rather good job of it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:21 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    good go!!

    can't stand those fucking brits! It's the same in Italy. Fucking little britpigs behave as if they were the leaders of the world. amerifags are all the same.

    Comment by blue_blue
    00:30 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bet they're MANCHESTER UNITED fans!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:41 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OH MY, IT'S ON FIRE!!!

    Comment by RanmaSyaoran
    13:38 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree with Artefact, a vast majority of Britannian's are naught but louts ¬_¬

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    Comment by The Budds
    13:53 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    have any of you dealt with a drunk dude before?
    ( to all the ones who said it's to much )

    Most car crashes with drunks causing them, the drunk almost always lives. Why you ask? Becausd they're too damn drunk to die in a car crash.

    And like I said in the forums... if you get your balls set on fire when trying to pick up the womenz, your doing something wrong.

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    Comment by The Budds
    13:55 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmm... I can't spell because right. : (

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by an oni mouse
    14:07 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    THIS IS CRETEEEEEEEE !!!

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    Comment by Aeromax
    16:21 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if I recall correctly, the original story included some dispute as to the veracity of the woman's claims - namely that, by most accounts, she set some random guy's cock on fire.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:43 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just some random guy with his cock hanging out, waving in the wind, huh?

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    Comment by Lazydabear
    15:12 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What a Women I like her already, lol.

    Comment by Super Anon
    00:37 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Check out the "heroic woman"'s pic.

    http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v224/635/69/n1041547233_3366.jpg

    hawt!

    Comment by hALOTOO
    16:54 12/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think the real question is does two wrong make a right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:37 11/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Although few will be sympathetic to the man’s drunken antics, it does not seem there was anything preventing her walking away or merely resorting to the classic expedient of a firm kick to the proffered organ…"

    This pretty much sums up my thoughts. Self defense is fine, but she took it to far...allowing her to get away with that is something only a batshit insane femenazi (Or someone blackmailed by such) would do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:21 13/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I really hate that abnoxious minority that seems to revel in crapping all over our reputation. Seriously, it somethimes feels like they are intentionally giving anglophobes fodder. Anyway, these Chavs are just bad news, it doesn't matter if they are drinking in our parks or in a foreign country.

    Comment by MusicalNote
    17:50 13/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Er... I think she went too far. If that was her only option, or he was stepping it up to causing harm, okay. This however, was not needed. Just use a fucking kick to the groin!

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    17:03 12/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    can you imagine her going to the police about this "officer I'd like to make a confession,today I fried a man's genitals after being sexually harassed by him."

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    Comment by Courvossier
    02:10 19/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sucks for that guy. He may never be able to have normal erections again. But then again, he fucking asked for it.

    Avatar of Mohd Faris Mohd Fadil
    10:37 19/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hot dog PENIS VERSION!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:07 12/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who are these fucking insane people? All she had to do was call the police and have him arrested for public indecency. He's clearly drunk. You don't set a drunk person on fire for acting stupid because they are drunk.

    She needs to be imprisoned for a very very long time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:12 12/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    This story is fake... are all the stories on this site fake?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:23 22/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    two wrongs make a right, and if a man was terrorizing people and touching them that gives her reason to light his peniz on fire. But... damn thats gotta hurt!

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    Comment by Neferius
    00:21 16/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "[...]it does not seem there was anything preventing her walking away or merely resorting to the classic expedient of a firm kick to the proffered organ…"
    Wel, you have to give her Points for being "Creative" :D

    Comment by Angel
    08:19 11/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Guys sorry to spoil your fun but actually this article is fake (It's not Artefact's fault, the source had just too many inaccuracies)

    I am from Crete myself (actually not too far from Mallia where it happened) and no penis has anything to do with this case...

    The actual facts (as reported in the news) are written here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8189296.stm

    I think the British tourist fondled the woman's breasts and buttocks and she poured her drink (sambuca to be precise) over him (his face not his lower parts). Whether she set him on fire is not actually certain yet (she claims that after pouring the drink on him she just left).

    Sambuca is an extremely flammable drink (maybe I'm exaggerating a bit but it sure is easy to ignite) so it is actually possible for it to ignite if he went near a cigarette or something like that!

    I don't really consider what the tourist's parents said to be true, since I really don't think that a local would do something like that without some provocation... I won't deny the possibility, but since I pretty much know what is going on at Mallia, the woman's story is way more propable.

    Actually there are a couple of places in Greece (one of them is Mallia) that have been "promoted" outside the country as places that you can go and "have fun", get drunk, do whatever you want usually without having any penalties. For example the image of drunk tourists (both genders) getting partly undressed in public even in front of TV crews has become quite common there. Frankly it causes quite the nuisance to the locals and a lot have happened in the last couple of years (I remember an incident where a local shopkeeper was badly beaten because he just quibbled about their use of his rented scouter and wanted to take it back or something like that, I don't remember correctly to be honest)...

    Sorry for the long comment but I dislike misinformation even if it is just for fun.

    Comment by Angel
    08:41 11/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry for the double post but I found a couple more links if anyone wants to know morea bout the incident (btw she poured the drink on his chest not his head that I mentioned above)...

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/6005226/Greek-woman-formally-presses-charges-against-Crete-burns-victim.html
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/6001140/British-burns-victim-in-Crete-back-home-in-UK.html

    or the situation in Mallia in general

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_7544000/7544469.stm http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5989542/Malia-mile-a-haven-for-sex-cheap-alcohol-and-drugs.html

    I didn't really find of any inaccuracies I know of but you can judge by yourselves...

    Comment by hALOTOO
    16:52 12/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess this answered few of my doubt and I was gonna comment "he got his sausage burnt" oh well

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:09 18/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously? I'm sure the drunk guy would have followed her and tried further advances. Plus, she has a right to be treated respectfully and not have to sit there and take a fucking dick to her face when she's just trying to go out and have a nice night. Whether she was feminist or not it's what he deserved.

    Comment by Metalbunny
    01:40 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ???????????????
    What the hell?

    Comment by Ipan
    01:30 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This should be the first article about Greece in SanCon.

    I feel so happy I wanna cry XD

    Comment by 3v3angel
    05:01 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've actually burned the pubic hairs of one my male friends because he ASKED me to. And boy do they burn...and smell awful XD.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:59 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not surprised really, since it happened on a remote island in Europe. That man, regardless of his intention to sexually harass that woman, did not deserve the torching of his sexual organs; he was drunk for fucks sake. That woman should have just did what every offended women does: defend themselves physically, not chemically. Stupid woman, this is only the beginning.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:50 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Happened in greece so....

    THIS!

    IS!

    SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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    Comment by Oppai Seijin
    05:06 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whatever, I just want more Miyuki usagi-mimi pictures posted . . .

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:42 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow, we are on SanCon - at last! And not for any anime / manga / figure / cosplay activities but for a Cretan girl burning someone's c*ck. Oh well, everyone has to begin @ some place, yes?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:21 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm greek...people from crete are as far as "hicks" go in my country, in weddings they shoot in the air and there's always someone that dies fromt he hail that comes down a mile away...so you certainly don't sexually assault one of these women...good thing she didn't have her knife on her >_>.

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    Comment by Xavi
    13:31 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are exaggerating. I find it moronic too but deaths are quite rare from "air shooting". Also, not all people in Crete solve their differences with knives and guns.

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    Comment by pluki7
    11:37 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    sounds like a cool place to be...

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    Comment by Tex Arcana
    12:32 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The word "cretins" is in the vernacular for a reason.

    But yes, It's a group that takes it's toughness credentials seriously.

    Comment by blue_blue
    00:44 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What does it have to do with Xena The Warrior Princess?

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    Comment by Eva Unit 001
    10:06 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sometimes, when you're drunk, you go too far and bad things. This is why it's a good idea to stay sober when doing stuff like this. ^_~

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:01 10/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well if sober you definitely deserve your penis lit on fire if you do this kind of stuff.

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    Comment by sanimej2
    10:16 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Also you wanna make sure there aren't any smokers around.

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    Comment by Niker
    09:48 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn, That must have hurt.

    Cheers,
    Nick

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    Comment by maga
    10:02 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He had it coming.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:33 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well yea he did until she set his cock on fire.

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    Comment by 13k
    12:56 09/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i saw wat you did ther







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