Japan is Sinking: “Death Before Foreignness!”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Aug 8, 2009 15:38 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Gaikokujin, Korea, Statistics, Taiwan
A survey of 5,000 Japanese reveals that a quarter would rather die in Poseidon’s watery embrace than live in another Asian country.
The situation:
“Japan will sink in one month!
But the kind countries of Asia have agreed to take in the Japanese; your citizenship will change to that country.
Which Asian nation will you go to?”
1. 24.3% “Then we shall sink together!”
2. 19.2% Taiwan
3. 11.3% Singapore
4. 6.6% Thailand
5. 3.8% Korea
6. 3.6% Bhutan
7. 2.9% The Maldives
8. 2.8% India
9. 2.7% Malaysia
10. 2.7% Brunei
China scrapes in at 11th with 2.6%.
The rest of the responses are to what are presumably considered even more wretched hives of Asian foreignness. Last on the list are Pakistan and the various central Asian religious tyrannies.
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Who the hell would want to live in a Muslim country other than Muhammadfags?
I'm surprised no one said America, considering they LOOOOVE western culture so much they even want to look like them ;)
You are fag, Dickhole!
I can imagine it, 120 * 20% = 24 millions Japanese settling in Taiwan.
Where is Russia in the list? Not enough love for Putin?
More than like not enough love for Stalin the man of steel
*Stalin is Russia's icon not Putin
Darn you Stalin! Putin rocks!
Guys, you shouldn't point out the fact that Malaysia is quite low in the list.
What you should realize that it's in the fucking top 10 in the first place.
There are like, hundreds of countries in the world and I'm fucking surprised that Malaysia made it into their top 10 list.
Notice that only Asian countries were asked.
I just realize.
WTF? BHUTAN? NO, SERIOUSLY. BHUTAN? WTF? WHY NOT MOZAMBIQUE?
Bhutan is a landlocked country between China and India.
Yeah Singapore! Though i hate my country but if Japanese girls will to come to Singapore i will glady screw them :D
If no local girls will take you up on your offer, I don't think any girl will take you up on your offer, regardless of where they come from loser.
I'd like to see the survey if they included western countries too...
no philippines in the list?
12 フィリピン 78 (1.6%) philippines
#12 if you follow the link
Make Philippines be cleared of idiots, moralfags and other lowlife people before the Japanese or Koreans make it their colony.
Don't worry, my fellow Japanese ppl!
Russia is always wellcome you all!
(especialy loli)
Russia is partial Asian country too - just check some maps and find "Europe/Asia Border", its near SwerdLOVEsk-City (a.k.a. Yekaterinburg)
And Russia is "Land of the Rising Sun" too, but sun have never been rising over us...
I can understand them. I mean, would you like to live in any of these countries? Most, if not all, are 3rd world shit (and I live in a 3rd world country, so I can tell) and there are the dictatorships and such. Also, as far as I know, some of these countries aren't in good relations. I might be wrong, but I think japanese hate China and Korea, and maybe others. So, yeah, it makes some sense that they'd rather die than going to these places.
GO INDONESIA!!
MERDEKA!!
Well this "What if..?" scenario is certainly different.
Japan might turn into Rapture if it does really sink.
They would rather go to places like Bhutan, India and Indonesia than Canada, the UK, and America?
The Japanese educational system needs a little work.
Your education needs a little work. I.e. The basics... Reading.
It clearly says "the kind countries of Asia". Since when Canada, UK and US are from Asia?
But South Korea has the fastest internet connection in the world.
Well WWII "strained" their relations
It does i tot it was Japan?
for singapore!
C'mon, it's Japan. I'm sure they'll be able to build cities underwater before it happens.
Well what did we expect? Japan is superior (even under water)
lol
Talk about having pride for standing up and admitting that 1/4 of Japanese would rather stay and drown then go anywhere else. I knew that somehow this world is crazy and a few other things, but I'll save that talk for later.
Anyway, this survey really getting them to explain what what they would if anything happens to their proud country.
It can't be helped!
Sure they say that online, but if it were to happen you know everyone would try to leave and wouldn't care where. Bushido is dead.
Exactly. Matter of fact I think lots of them would rather flock to America. Say what you want about this country, America's pretty awesome when you think about it compared to other countries concerning personal freedom, etc.
Well I don't see Canada on the top of the list they seem friendly enought to except Japanese.
Where the fuck is Brunei? lol
Get a world map and look it up. Or better yet, Wiki that shit.
In Borneo Island, near Australia and Indonesia-- one of the Sout-East Asia.
Brunei is located on the north coast of the island of Borneo, in Southeast Asia.
I've come to realize that people on sankaku can't argue for shit about anything, so stop arguing.
i'd like to dispute this because i can dispute this.
All hair to the Great Russia!
PS And don't event think of touching the Kuril Islands!
oh, shut the fuck up, stupid "поцреот".
go suck yours Putin's lovely dick.
we must give back to Japan ASAP:
- Kuril Islands
- Sakhalin
- Kamchtatka
- all Far East
- Yakutia
- all Siberia and
- Yamal Peninsula
- and Ural, obviously.
(i can serve as governor of Ural for new regime, if you don't mind, and my first decree will be change-over to LHT)
and let's moscow go fuck youself.
Normally I would guess that if they really had to choose between sucking communist dicks at china or drowning in nipponland they would logically choose life over death, but this is kamikaze japan.
20% would drown.
you people may think that taiwan and china are the same thing on paper but if you go to each IMO taiwan > china
Omg.... Brunei is in the list @_@
.... WHYYYYYYYYYY
Why is Brunei on the list >.<
Is it bad for Brunei in the list? At least it's one of the nearest country to Japan.
The Japanese think of themselves as the kings of the asia. World War II anyone....... so this is not that surprising.
That ~25% of Japanese that say they would rather "sink," I bet well over half of them wouldn't do it. Tough talk but can they walk the walk?
1. its a poll (and an internet one at that, correct?)
2. Everyone likes to look amazing and badass tough
3. Is japan really sinking?