A man who maintained no less than three mistresses had his penis glued to his stomach after being tricked into being tied up for a bout of BDSM sex; the three planned the assault after being told of his cheating antics by his wife.
The man’s wife apparently tipped off his three mistresses, telling them he was married with children and maintaining multiple adulterous relationships.
They were enraged, and plotted revenge together.
One of the trio lured the man out to a Wisconsin hotel room with the promise of sex, where she then offered a session of S&M; he assented and was tied up and blindfolded on the bed.
She then cut off his pantsu with a pair of scissors and summoned the other two conspirators with a text message. They chided him for his treachery and struck him, and then proceeded to apply glue to various parts of his body. Most notably, they glued his penis to his stomach.
He began screaming, and at this point the mistresses fled the scene.
Upon being freed the man also reported that his vehicle, phone and wallet were missing, and alleged that he had been threatened with a gun. He was hospitalised briefly with minor injuries.
The trio face felony charges of being party to false imprisonment and in one case sexual assault. His wife is also facing false imprisonment charges for putting the mistresses up to the assault.
The district attorney condemns the penis gluing conspiracy: “This wasn’t a spur of the moment type of event in that all of the participants in the complaint and in the information provided were part and parcel of this plan.”
Via Heaven.
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doesn't make sense... glued his penis to stomach... [measures his..] dude, his penis must be above average.. wait.. ouch..
They should've gagged him from the start.
As a single male who can't even get one girlfriend... this story makes me very happy SUCK ON THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH AND NEXT TIME DON'T TAKE ALL THE WOMEN!
what game is that pic from?
Dungeons n Dolls by AliceSoft I believe..
This reminds me of a episode of 2 and a half men... super gluing someones testicles to there inside thigh xD
Why do you always use fake English words like "pantsu" instead of underwear/panties/etc.? This is supposed to be an English site. If you want to spell it as "pantsu", you should write it in kana. (then again, the rest of the article would turn to Engrish as well...)
I fail to see this "Engrish" of which you speak
Their faces remind me of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes for some reason.
Well there goes the vision I have of what a dominatrix should look like... 3D, ruining the fantasies of men one reality at a time...
After seeing the faces of those four women, i have to say that Jimmy Soul's "If You Wanna Be Happy" song isn't really true..
Sweet raptor jebus those women are UGLY
OMG! They are, they're fucking atrocious. Why would you cheat on an ugly women, with an even uglier women!? WTF good sir.
I don't think you can call them women... ugh!
He cheats on an ugly woman with even UGLIER women because he's an "M" who wants "S"!
Good for them! Never tolerate cheating, guys and gals. Polygamy is one thing if agreed to by all parties, but when you're being a rat bastard about it and you get found out, you deserve everything you get. Stay true to your man/woman (or plurals)!
LOL stupid women....getting owned in the end hahhahaa
seems like the guy was going for quantity rather than quality.
Wait a sec, did that penis of his glued COMPLETELY to his stomach? My penis cant even reach my stomach COMPLETELY when erected.
TMI but i LOL'd XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WTH women nowadays are getting more violent.
was he circumsized? Super glue?
Super glue feels very hot for a moment. But I could relate this to candle wax drops.
It takes a bit longer to get all the super glue off afterwards though.
o--) well he got lucky...they didn't chop off his penis.
As for the BDSM part, it's still vanilla if no one is dying.
I probably said this before,but it's another reason to stay single.
Ahh yes a Two and a Half Men moment.
except the chicks in two and a half men are hot.
Wait what?
Cheated?
Aren't they basically prostitutes?
How can a whore cry foul if you have sex/get whipped by another whore?
Oh man..., bitches don't desert revenge !!! Good luck rotting in jail stupid assholes !!!
Maybe they should have used one of those muting S&M mouth pieces to inhibit the screaming? They still have a lot to learn..
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It's worth noting that bail was set for $200 - do you think the same thing would have happened if four men had done something similar to one woman?
There is no actual justice for men.
D'accord.
Men would've been arrested for attempted rape.
Yup
hm what?
women wanting to own one man,but then they realize what he really is and they need to revenge on him?
Men don't do it like that do they?
was it erect when they glued it? if so that would cause extreme pain later on
in any case maybe he will have to assume an unusual position when taking a piss
i am surprised that the court took it so seriously it was only minor injuries
you must have missed the part where they stole his wallet and his car
Who knows what else they would have done had he not drawn attention.
No comments yet? SanCom I am disappoint.
Failed
you are lucky they not cut it...
Though they should've.
TASTE MY GLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Consider the outrage if the genders were reversed, with the labia of a woman stuck together.
They did all that only for themselves to get jailed. Even the man's wife is getting some heat for this. Sure, what the man did was low, but getting themselves caught busted for it really kicked them in the a**.
take that Casanova next time i will be cute off :)
3D girlie are scary :(
Nice...
He face the women's revenge, they can do the hell on Earth...
I aways say, women have to be loved and respected, not used like objects...
I'm the last romantic man? Who is with me?
~_~.....
I am Personally i want love more than sex even.
Love is everything. Sex is just sex. The fact that people tie the two together so much is the reason why there is so much strife in relationships. Also sex (the physical act) and making love (sex + deep emotional intentions) are not the same thing even though physically they may be.
Not everyone is the same.
For _some_ people, sex is "just sex".
For _some_ people, having sex invokes an emotional attachment to their partner.
Type I person + type II person == conflict, heartbreak.
True that.
I love this - rationalizing such a subject with an inflexible argument like this. I'm guessing you don't mind your girlfriend or wife becoming the village bicycle just for the purpose of getting more people engaged in the act of sex, if you find love and sex to be so uncompromisingly discrete.
You're awesome.