Furry Murder Plot: “He Wanted His Penis Bitten Off”

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A furry has been charged with conspiring to murder his parents after he solicited a furry assassin by promising to let him bite off his penis.

24-year-old Christopher Monks, from Lancashire in the north of England, allegedly plotted the murder of his adoptive parents with 19-year-old Shaun Skarnes, of nearby Cheshire, after the pair met on a furry site.

Monks apparently fantasised earnestly about having his penis bitten off, and the bisexual couple hashed out a plan online after weeks of such interchanges.

The plan commenced with Skarnes paying a visit to Monks, who unsurprisingly lived with his parents. After playing computer games together, Skarnes pretended to get the train home, but in fact lurked for hours in a nearby park waiting for his signal.

Meanwhile, Monks watched a DVD with his parents and waited for them to go to bed. Once they were asleep, he summoned his furry assassin with a text message.

Monks’ father soon awoke in the early hours of the morning to discover the furry killer by his bedside, wielding a kitchen knife. He scuffled with Skarnes, and called for help. His wife, who had been sleeping elsewhere, summoned police and came to his aid; he explained what transpired:

“I thought he was trying to kill me. My wife tried to hit him with a stick but it broke. She then began to talk to him in a calming way. At that point, his manner changed completely.”

By this time a police officer had arrived, and Skarnes was promptly taken into custody. The father escaped with bruises, a cut palm, and, appropriately enough, bite marks.

Monks was apparently busily deleting the incriminating text messages while this occurred, and police initially thought of him as a witness rather than a suspect. However, soon they realised they were dealing with more than just the mania of a lone furry, and took him into custody as well.

The prosecution claims Monks was an avowed furry who fantasised constantly about having his penis bitten off, and offered this opportunity to Skarnes as payment for killing his parents:

“It may seem extreme that he wanted his penis bitten off, but there is ample evidence from websites he visited and conversations with Shaun Skarnes that this was a deeply held interest and one he found sexually stimulating.

It seems that Skarnes was to receive no money for killing Mr and Mrs Monks but the prospect of biting off Monks’ penis. This was the climactic act of the conspiracy.”

The Monks are disbelieving of the monstrous depravity of their demented son:

“We have no doubt that (Christopher) did not intend to go to this extreme. There is no-one in our closest circle of friends who is not shocked at what has happened.”

Supposedly, the Furaffinity account of the maniacs concerned are visible here and here

Via Lep.

It seems the crazed fantasies of furries spill over into the real world with disturbing regularity


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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:18 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ew Klonoa is a guy right?! Wait... that's not the point...

    Comment by Watanuked
    00:23 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Klonoa?! WHAT THE FU-*BOOM*

    Comment by AnonymousZ
    00:24 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ohhh fury, good fury, delicious fury...What's the heck, I have totally turn...off...

    Comment by roukou
    22:27 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can come, did you really have to use that picture.....

    cause that just kinda ruined the image of my favorite character.

    Comment by Burningshana
    02:22 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So....how can your penis being bitten off be a turn on? If it did happen to him he'd probably regret it for the rest of his life >_>

    Comment by Pr1ns
    10:18 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    he hasn't heard enough russian woman storys?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:54 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    more retards giving people more reason to hate furries blah blah blah etc what else is new

    Comment by Metalbunny
    Comment by MusicalNote
    01:19 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    On the picture... I didn't notice Klonoa was sucking on a penis, I just noticed the hat and thought 'oh cool! Pacman!'
    The internet has desensitized me.
    I also love the file name.

    Comment by Kelvin
    22:20 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Too much Sankaku Complex for him.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:39 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Poor sod, he got kicked from his counterstrike clan "elite clan killers" as well. COULD COUNTERSTRIKE HAVE DRIVEN HIM TO THIS MAD FANTASY?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:18 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Clearly, that game is the root of all evil.

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    Comment by Crowbar
    16:56 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "24-year-old Christopher Monks, from Lancashire in the north of England", "19-year-old Shaun Skarnes, of nearby Cheshire", "There is no-one in our closest circle of friends who is not shocked at what has happened."

    More things to hate about Englishmen ... shamelessly publishing names and whereabouts, and immediately gossiping every fucking detail ... goddamn hypocrits!

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    Comment by Artefact

    Since the source left them in and given the nature of the crime I thought names could be left in, though usually they are omitted.

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    Comment by Crowbar
    19:54 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I didn't mean you, Artefact, you're off the hook. It's the style of the source that pisses me off.

    Comment by Riiku
    17:17 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lets call thing by they names: Zoophiles

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    Comment by Ido
    17:20 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    See thats why furries are dangerous.

    Comment by RanmaSyaoran|NiceBoat
    18:43 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And with how the BBC censor / change all our news we won't be seeing that article ¬_¬

    Cheers for the news Artefact!

    Comment by Everian
    20:50 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ill probably end up hearing this on the local news.

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    Comment by onitake
    19:33 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    cool wife. trying to hit the boy with a stick so hard that it breaks?
    must've been either very brittle or she's got some serious muscle.

    Comment by Noko
    19:18 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kill 'em with fire etc

    Comment by Ayu
    03:52 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    People are just wierd when they hear the word furry... You know that the most cartoon characters, special those of disney, are furries?

    The whole thing is just like if you would call people that eat bread bad because many of them make wierd things. At every kind of "group" are bad and good people, and at the whole word together are more then enaugh people that make wierd things without being counted as part of a "group".

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:45 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yiff with Satan, queer fur-fan.

    Comment by Ayu
    08:42 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You seem to have much experience in yiff, don't you anon? Or you wouldn't suggest that...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:32 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is why the Ideals of being a Furry are a threat to Humanity. Also, if you have a wife/girlfriend or Vice versa,who are starting to like Furries. there is a way to save them. BDSM, it worked for me. so it might work for some.

    Comment by Ayu
    08:44 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You know, there are also people that want the penis bitten off or torturned till it drops in the bdsm scene...

    Comment by Pr1ns
    10:23 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i think there are more in bdsm scene cause i don't see the conection to liking Anthro and bitting of penises

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    Comment by Zelnick
    08:43 28/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Suffer not the furry to live.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:34 03/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    why is it whenever i see a disturbing or graphically twisted story on here and i think "ohhh those wacky Japanese" does it turn out to be some one from England?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:04 24/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Otaku being prejudiced against furries, just like the mainstream media became prejudiced against otaku over Tsutomu Miyazaki...how ironic.

    Comment by Artiamus
    23:52 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As a furry, let me just say that these two guys are on the extreme side of the fandom. Vore(which is pretty much people getting eaten[through the mouth, other types exist sadly]) is something that people find attractive. Vore tends to be off to one side of the fandom. Now this bullshit is even further off to the side. Even other furries are saying these dudes are crazy!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:31 24/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Furries are bad for humanity. Purge them.

    Comment by Ayu
    09:48 24/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Think of all the people that make war, rape, eroge bans and so on and then say again furries are bad for the humanity. Besides that we all were once furry-like creatures when the evolution started.

    No furries, no humanity.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:43 20/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ummmm, yeah, Im lost here. WTF is a furry?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:28 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    A furry is a person who loves anthropomorphic or animal characters Like sonic, bugs bunny, mickey mouse, ect. this also includes movies, comics, art ect. and some actually create animal or anthro personalities for themselves call Fursonas. It is a very very popular fandom around the world full of cons and meetings off all kinds.Is actaully quite fun and you meet a bunch of friendly people but like everything in this world there is those specific people that has to ruined it for everybody or take it to far. =:3

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:07 17/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't mess with that man that game is the only thing left of my tattered childhood bro

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:44 20/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...I'm still trying to figure out how the attempted murder factors in to his plan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:21 09/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahhh, furs like them give furries a bad name =:C

    Comment by hALOTOO
    11:11 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Awww isn't that cute,he sucking his pe-WHAT THE HELL ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:46 20/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    LMAO!! My thoughts E-X-A-C-T-L-Y!!!!

    Comment by SonjaArashi
    20:24 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As much as I have fun drawing 'furry' art, it's crap like this that makes me embarrassed to admit I'm in the same fandom as these idiots.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:21 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I,m a furry, a lot of people like loli not me,
    but its ok as long as you do not have sex with real children
    am not going to fuck a pig or a horse that's not sexy, maybe to someone who like bestiality
    furry and bestiality are not the same, furry is animal like humans not always porn i like the porn but its not all about that or dressing up or drawings.
    but bestiality is about animal porn/ animal sex what the HELL thats not sexy to me. for all that says FURFAGS i say to you whatever your in to FAGS i really don't mean it loli or shota all ok to me but i like furry ^_^

    furry pride

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    Comment by ajnac
    12:10 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this made me luagh, horribly! XD XD XD

    Comment by sankyuu
    16:23 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "why in the hell after a whole year do i still get damned letters for the last occupants and people from down the road.

    if i was evil i could open up these bank statements and shit and get myself a credit card in these peoples names

    and it would be soo damned easy

    THANKS POSTIE

    NOW FUCK OFF!!!!
    AND GET A DAMNED BRAIN "

    what

    Comment by anomynous
    12:30 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I find it quite funny that Artefact and youtube's sxephil are generally on the same journalistic page(artefact almost always beats sxephil to the punch though.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:12 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, getting one's penis bitten off is a legitimate fetish.

    Hell, I know we've all wanted it to happen to us at one time or another.

    Seems a bit hypocritical to make fun of the guy for wanting it to happen to him. :/

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    Comment by Ray
    12:30 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah all of us fantasize about having our dicks bitten off in horrible agony....

    ...wait WHAT? -.-

    Comment by Mike
    12:32 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anon you are trying too hard.

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    Comment by sanimej2
    12:30 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! FURRS FANTASIES?!?! BITING DICKS OFF?!?! What happens after the fantasy? You can't grow another johnny! What's after that, "BITE MY ASS-OFF"??






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