Girl Impregnated by Swimming Pool
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 12, 2009 13:27 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Egypt, Litigation, Loli, Poland, Pregnancy, Rape
The mother of a 13-year-old girl is suing a hotel after she said her daughter contracted a strange affliction from the swimming pool waters: a fetus.
The mother is requesting compensation from the owners of the Egyptian hotel for her daughter’s unexpected pregnancy on the grounds that there was stray sperm in the untreated pool water.
“The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case,” says one travel industry source.
Via Ananova.
Such mothers are doubtless the cause of many a virgin birth…
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Now thats what you call comedy! You cannot make this shit up!!
well then you know that guy that did knock her up is sighing in relieve that there is no consequences for getting the girl pregnant.
Well her mother needs to check her daughter to see if she not a hermaphrodite.
Up till now I thought running into a warm area of water was bad. Anyhow, the mother needs to ask her husband why he was sleeping in his daughters bed at 3am over and over while she was at work.
I don't think this would have happened if the girl was not masturbating in the pool.
Come to think of it, is she still a virgin?
What the fuck.....Is the thing that most stupid highschool women believe about pools actually becoming true????
Holy mother of christ...
God knows what happens next..
Maybe sticks and stones won't break human bone...or something like that...
Or maybe a sunny day with rain is the sign of the birth of a monster or something like that..
Girl impregnated by a swimming pool... Here I thought girls that had normal babies had it rough, she's going to be giving birth to a freaking kiddie pool!
I simply could not ignore the opportunity for this horrid joke.
Lawl someone fapped + jizzed in the pool =D
What if he was fapping to her? now that would funny
even more so if he believed he got her pregnant just by fapping to her
seriously, why is there SPERM in a swimming pool at all?
What type of 13 year old girl has sex when at a hotel? I think they may be wanted to look into other possibilities...like possibly rape. Then again she could have had sex and this is the end result.
I find it unlikely that a swimming pool can actually produce the sperm necessary to impregnate someone.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Possibilities:
1. Girl gets pregnant, and has a very gullible mom.
2. Girl gets pregnant, and her mom takes advantage of it for a quick buck.
3. Girl and mom work together to get girl pregnant so they can make a quick buck.
I'm betting on either number one or number two, to be honest. Three..... heard of it happening, but honestly don't know ANY girl who would get pregnant in order to make a buck with the high cost of a baby.
...except for parts of the teenage/young adult female black population in the US milking welfare, food stamps, free/low cost child care, and Section 8 housing for all its worth.
I wish I were making this up. Having exactly 5 or 6 (can't remember which one it is, where the government will not pay for additional children) kids and getting a $4-600ish check perm month, per kid, plus other social services, food stamps, and first in line for Section 8 vouchers that will pay for a house or townhouse costing more than $1,000 a month, if you have a few kids.
I've been on buses in the slums of St. Louis where I'd *consistently* see a girl between 16-20 (yes, I've asked) get on the bus with *5* kids, with a friend or their mom/aunt/sister helpiing them herd their litter. While dressed up in Playboy brand clothing/jewelery/skank uniforms. Before they head to the clubs at night. Sometimes I'd see 14-15 year old girls getting on the bus with 3-4, getting a start on it. All unvariably sucking up all the state budget. Intentionally, to be sure. I've met girls/moms who have planned this. Consistently.
So, while there exists girls/mom & daughter pairs that would and do plan stuff like this, the overall volume is very very low (to my best knowledge), and relatively restricted to certain areas, socio-economic statuses, and demographics.
this reminds me of the girl that gave birth to a squid
Oh why didn't the mother also become pregnant? Wouldn't it be more likely for her to due to the size of her body opening in all likely hood and to the probability that the mother also laid in the shallow end of the pool with her rear end on the bottom for a long time?
I'll only like it if it turns out to be an octopus.
No, no, it is possible
This virgin girl was swimming bottomless in a pool of unfiltered, un chlorinated, 98.6 degree water, and suffered from the astronomically-improbable accident of encountering a still-motile human sperm.
Of course, this requires that she was not using the breast stroke, the Australian crawl, or even the dog paddle, but rather, her mode of propulsion through water involved sucking water in, via her posterior orifices, and then squirting it out again under greater pressure, much like a squid.
Or she had sex and is blaming it on the pool.
That seems highly unlikely, sir
I laughed so hard I spit. Thank you, sir. =3
sage
I heard that a girl got pregnant by just dreaming about sex.
And here is the worst patch, a lot of retards believed that is true and made a cult that survived thousands of years...
Next on Maury: black man dances a jig when pool announced father of illiterate son.
illegitimate, sorry. Joke ruined FRAK.
I don't know, I still laughed because Maury's so cheap he'd start talking about illiterate children if he ran out of illegitimate.
Egypt = Arabs
She is probably trying to avoid getting executed or whatever their punishment for getting knocked up at 13 is.
fail anon is fail.
the girl+mother is from poland.
Sauce on pic? :3
Must've been the Kafun Shoujo. :P
OMG! A virgin (prolly not) mother! It's the messiah! Hoorah! =D (jk, I think this girl is just a slut and wont admit it to her mommy)
impossible... but anyway, fascinating... (duh!) XD
Nah, it's just another over-protective mother that prefer to beliveve in just any bullshit, rather than believe her 13yo know what sex is.
I wonder if the girl didn't use protection out of stupidity, or maybe she was doing it wothout protection, because she didn't have period yet, so she thought she don't have to?
It sounds like good joke for last page of h-doujin
"Swimming pool" in a codename for the girl's father
Wait... was she swimming naked or something?
Surely her swimming panties were tight around her vagoo?
i for one hope its jesus 2.0. as for who was humping her... i mean sperm+swimming pool. wat are the chances of that happening.
can u imagine 13yo with a belly? so much for the 2nd comin, Dr Anderson is stopin this century apacolipse for sure. u sinners should be thankful
Oh please..... a 13 year old with a baby belly was COMMON less than 100 years ago! Fact is, it's only our stupid society that has actually DEVOLVED to the point where we are telling people "not to have children until 30 or later!" when the best time, biologically, to have children is 13-23!
A joke. This is one.
definitely one of the most stupid things I've heard
WHAT A FUCKING BUKKAKE POOL!!!!!
I kinda sympathize with the girl since a friend of mine also had this happen to her.
what's good though, is that she continued it, godfather of the kid here~
yes yes a than Bethleem Star and 3 mages from East....
every time a girl become pregnant without sex this miracles happend -again
Her daughter just got herself a baby Jesus. What's not to be proud of?
Two words: Falcon punch.
Hey guys the original URL is dead but I found the story, is posted here: http://www.anorak.co.uk/216376/strange-but-true/polish-teen-impregnated-by-egyptian-swimming-pool.html
The lesson is to never swim in Egyptian pools.
and this is how virgin Mary gave birth to Baby Jesus while maintaining her virginity boys and girls
Alright, so there was this guy who looked like a girl, and the little girl was half naked. The guy fapped in front of her.
The end.
If a sperm manages such an accomplishment then the kid that will be born must be Rambo.