The apparent possessor of the world’s strongest vagina recently broke her own vagina weight lifting record by hefting 14 kilograms using only the powerful grip of her intimate muscles.
The 42-year-old woman, Tatiana Kozhevnikova, a resident of the Russian city of Novosibirsk, has honed her genitals with years of training, and is now apparently a record holder, having been recognised by the Guinness Book of Records.
She explains what led her down the ill-trodden path of becoming a vaginal weight lifter:
“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls. I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”
Having balls stuck inside her apparently did not dampen the ardour with which she trained; she kept at it, and describes her most recent training regime:
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
The sexual applications of such muscular power are apparently not lost on her either:
“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”
These sort of exercises are widely regarded as most healthy, though such strength seems to have dangers associated with it…