A carpenter who accidentally sawed off his own penis is apparently embarrassed by the hideous accident, which according to his mother “happens all the time” to the people in his profession.
The man (54) was sawing wood when he somehow managed to saw his penis off.
An ambulance was soon on its way, and found him bleeding in his bathtub. After being rushed to hospital, surgeons were able to reattach his penis.
Speaking to journalists, his mother shared an unexpected fact about carpenters:
“Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools.”
She goes on to admit that it was an unfortunate accident, but hardly uncommon:
“This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession. I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident.”
Via the Telegraph.
Apparently, accidental penis amputation is now little more than an embarrassing inconvenience thanks to the marvels of modern medicine…
‘Tis but a flesh wound
that picture is scary
His “Wood” seems gigantic-sized…
Wrong wood
I WARNED YOU ABOUT SAWS BRO!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!!